Well Omona,
The votes have been counted and here we are, your esteemed and innocent hosts
kwikimart and
seulgibear with the official results for the controversy free Omona 'Flop Line Awards'.
First of all, we'd like to think everyone that worked hard in the salt mines of this post, we'd also like to think those that campaigned heavily and those that were able to laugh with each other about their faves getting nominated.
Just remember, we only gave out the categories, you nominated and you voted so for better or worse, these are your choices.
Alright, enough jibber jabber, it's time for the results!
🌴WORST SONG🌴
I still haven't been able to sit through this song in it's entirety but for those of you that did, you voted it your worst song of 2015!
🌴WORST M/V🌴
Unsurprisingly, the jailbait themed m/v was a big NO for Omona.🌴ALBUM YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN🌴
iKON - Welcome Back

The first win of a YG artist in this award show goes to Omona sweethearts, iKON. Their album 'Welcome Back' beat out their label-mates BigBang for this most prestigious, highly objective prize.🌴WORST DANCE🌴
'Bang Bang Bang' - BigBang
Described by some as 'drunk uncle' dancing the wildly popular choreography for BigBang's Bang Bang Bang was Omona's worst dance of 2015. Something about all those hand claps and pointing moves combined with GD's singing made Omona go 'bye, bye, bye'.🌴BIGGEST CONCEPT FAIL🌴
'Zeze' - IU!

When the creative direction for her song Zeze has netizens and i-fans referring to it as a "pedo concept" then I think it is safe to say, our good sis IU needs to back to the drawing board.🌴FLOP ROOKIE(S) OF THE YEAR🌴
CL and her US debut!

Another win for a YG artist! Omona, you weren't sold on her debut plans and it looks like neither is America. Only time will tell whether CL will go the distance in the American music market but on Omona at least, she's already a flop.🌴THE 'BOY, STOP' AWARD🌴
iKON!

Adding to their long list of awards is this prize that gently, oh so gently encourages them to hurry up and enlist. Since most of them are barely out of puberty, you'll have to wait quite some time before you see them donning fatigues Omona.🌴THE 'GIRL, BYE' AWARD🌴
Truedy!

(this is not a gif of truedy btw)
Noted blackface artiste (and that's really saying something in Kpop, word to Gikwang!) Truedy was the clear winner of this with 51% of the vote. It seems you guys were as tired of her dusty bronzer as her hairline is with her cornrows.🌴KHH STRUGGLE RAPPER OF THE YEAR🌴
Truedy (again)!


Korean Dolezal aka Fakedy aka WHY MNET WHY, WHY YOU DO THIS's struggle bars may not have won her UPRS2 but they did win her this. We'll be sending her a years supply of wet wipes with her trophy!
🌴WORST IDOL RAPPER OF THE YEAR🌴
EXO's Chanyeol!

Acting.
Rapping.
Is there anything Chanyeol can do?
This one almost went to EXO's Sehun for his now legendary "shawty imma party til the sun down" line but in the end Chanyeol edged him out with breathtaking lyrics like this: "Maybe fans will go to Hong Kong after hearing this rap"
Indeed.🌴THE 'ARE YOU REALLY IN THE GROUP' AWARD🌴
All the other members of iKON that aren't Bobby/BI!

It seems that all the recording equipment and cameras at YG are allergic to anyone that isn't Bobby or BI and you took note of that Omona! Here's hoping YG gets those technical problems looked at by idk...2017 so the rest of iKON can finally shine.
🌴THE JUSTIN BIEBER WHERE R U NOW AWARD FOR MISSING COMEBACKS🌴
After School!

Gone but certainly not forgotten by Omona. This is one of the saddest categories in this award. Lets take a moment to sit back and think of all those who we thought had a career but it turns out their labels felt otherwise.
🌴MOST DRAMATIC IDOL OF THE YEAR🌴
TAO!

Could it be anyone BUT the Yung Gucci Gawd, the EXODUS KANG, the CROWN of China, the man who taught us the important of keeping your circle small and had SME singing 'these hoes ain't loyal'?? Here's to another year of the wonderful Tao's entertaining one liners and flashy fashion.

🌴THE 'CAN U NOT' CEO AWARD🌴
YG's Yang Hyun Suk!

This cap wearing, 2NE1 ignoring, Bobby stanning CEO has never met a microphone he wouldn't speak into and for that, he won himself a place on everyone's 'will you JUST shut up' list.🌴MOST EMBARRASSING MEDIA-PLAY🌴
YG's Yang Hyun Suk (again)!

There is a saying; "better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt". Someone teach it to YG please! Not only did YG irritate fandoms of other labels but he managed to upset YG fans and lowkey sabotage his own artists with his incessant need to be heard. Let's pray that in 2016 he takes a much needed vow of silence.🌴MOST SHAMELESS MONEY-GRAB OF THE YEAR🌴
EXO's endless versions of 'EXODUS'

SM Entertainment is the kind of label that would literally try to squeeze blood out of a stone. This time, that 'stone' was EXO's long-suffering fandom and the stone struck back by voting for SM's 7O0 hundred or something versions of 'EXODUS' as the greediest money-grabbing of the year.🌴THE KEANU REEVES WOODEN ACTING AWARD🌴
EXO's Chanyeol in "Next Door"!

In what was already a big, fat fan-service show for EXO-Ls everywhere, you would think we would end up looking at the eye candy and aggressively editing our face over the main love interest's, but unfortunately Chanyeol's acting had us all wanting to edit his face out instead. Bless him, it didn't help his cause when he was entirely upstaged by his member's better acting, as well as the superior OTP of the show.🌴THE GREASIEST & CHEESIEST FAN-SERVICE OF THE YEAR AWARD🌴
GOT7's BamBam!

Notorious human cheese ball BamBam delivered enough cringe-worthy fan-service this year to power a thousand pizzerias and for that, you gave him this most prestigious title. You're already adorable BamBam, lay off the grease boo!🌴THE 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE' AWARD FOR WORST STYLING🌴
GD in general!

Designers labels and hipster fashion types across the world loved his eye-watering-ly tight pants and retina blazing bright coats but Omona sure didn't! It's time for BigBang's style conscious leader to upgrade his wardrobe for 2016 and start taking notes from his gorgeous and always stylish bandmate my husband TOP🌴BIGGEST HAIR DISASTER🌴
Kris' long purple bangs.
Turns out these were done for a joke so! The award goes instead to GD's 'Auntie hair'!

GD always takes hair risks, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't but when he showed up to Melon looking like someone's auntie fresh out of rehab, that was definitely a miss.🌴KPOP'S CULTURE VULTURE OF THE YEAR🌴
Truedy(yet again)!

And the 'wins' keep coming for the woman whose outstanding commitment to blackface was so bad that it would make G Dragon side eye. So of course, she wins this title. Let's hope this is the last we ever hear of that over-bronzed charlatan!🌴LAMEST SCANDAL🌴
Jaejoong's expensive watch!

When Hot Army Guy™ showed up at an event wearing a watch so expensive it could probably pay off that growing debt you're in, the netizens ripped open a big bag of salt and demanded more modesty from him. Truth is, we really don't care what Jaejoong is wearing on his wrist because he's can afford it while we'll be stuck paying off those college fees until old age.🌴JUICIEST SCANDAL🌴
Tao's EXODUS!

Drama! Gossip! Scandal! Injuries! Lawsuits! Tearful interviews! Flashy music videos! Am I talking about a film? No, just an average day in the life of international superstar and Omona's Most Dramatic Idol; Tao. His EXODUS from EXO had all the makings of a great schmaltzy drama and I look forward to seeing him play all the roles when that film is inevitably made.The biggest awards of the night are of course the coronation of the prom's royal couple and yet another chance for the general population to revolt against the unworthy picks.
In this corner we have the prom king nominees mostly made up of some of the biggest losers in the race for Omona';s Sexiest King (recycling is good for the planet!). Im Jaebum, of "fight me" fame, rises from the ashes and snatches the crown from right under the other nominees noses. His clique of varsity jocks and cheerleaders drowns out the room with their hoots and cheers, earning the stink eye from those who find them obnoxious.

The prom queen category doesn't have people holding their breath in too long as the winner is announced. Notorious ice queen and the widely beloved president of the student body, Im Jinah, graciously accepts the spray painted crown to a louder round of cheers. She barely even acknowledges her new stage partner, nodding instead towards her closest confidante and vice-president, Victoria. The commoners are now torn between who they are most jealous of on that stage.

The varsity jocks (also known as GOT7 because of their 7 championships wins) break into deafening shouts once again when they are announced as the winners of the most popular clique of the school, assuring everyone that they are not going to shut up and continue rubbing it in everyone's face for the rest of the year.

So that's it, the first ever Flop Line awards are officially over but the shade season? Oh now that is eternal.
Thank you everyone that participated *Koreaboo voice* you the real oppa noonanims of these aeygo awards! kawaii!(am I doing this right?)
Feel free to deliver a speech that you think your faves would say or just come and celebrate some of the wins in the comments.
See you next year!
TYFYT OMONA

XOXO