World Didn't End in 2012, So We Predict Kpop 2013

[aleash1989.livejournal.com]

2012 was an interesting year for Kpop. There were scandals, comebacks and tons and tons of new groups debuting. So what does 2013 have in store for us? one_broken and I will now look into our crystal ball and see the future!

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• B.A.P will buy stock in Rogaine and hats. Sales will increase tenfold.
• Heechul will teach, from the army, a member of SHINee to act like him on stage, kissing and all. (We’re halfway there!)
• The Almighty Key will grace Twitter with his presence and shower the world with his fabulousness.
• The IU/Eunhyuk scandal will turn out to be a big deal when at three months pregnant, they get married.
• Yoochun will return to his first love: music.
• Jaejoong will sprinkle himself with pixie dust, think happy thoughts and fly to Neverland in the hopes to never age again. He flies to the second star to the left and finds U-Kiss’ icy Neverland instead.
• Amber will come back in a dress and high heels for f(x)’s next promo. (Why is she growing her hair out?)

• We will find out the Glam members were vocaloids all along and Seeu was the real one.
• Only 70 groups will debut in 2013 - none of them the expected YG groups/soloists.
• 2PM will have a comeback so spectacular; JYP feels the need to lend the boys his plastic pants. (THE PANTS)
• JYP will send in the Wonder Girls to save Kpop from Orange Caramel’s evil bear shoes.
• Orange Caramel will become stylist to Taylor Swift; chaos ensues.
• NU’EST member Ren will steal his weave back from Dongho and place it in a vault. In which turn, for U-Kiss’ next Korean comeback, Dongho steals Mir’s weave which Mir stole from Taemin. meridianslair then steals the weave back for Taemin.
• SM will allow all artists to leave the basement/closet/dungeon, and so Jino finally debuts much to the delight of his fans.
• Hyuna’s ice cream will melt and her bubble will pop.
• Netizens will expose that EXO really does have superpowers and they have been fighting crime instead of having a second comeback in 2012.
• GD will wear something normal and fangirls will implode.
• The Spice Girls will go Kpop. No one can figure out why.
• Spica will rise to fame, kick butt and continue being the HBIC they are.
• Fashion designer Andre Kim will come back from the dead in the long awaited zombie apocalypse. All zombies are seen wearing uncomfortable, heaving-looking royal type clothes; Zomdy (Andy from SHINHWA) joins his comrades in the good fight for brains, but he just falls to pieces in a heap suffering from Onew condition.
• Jo Kwon will get married in a normal ceremony to the shock of everyone and then promptly perform Animal at the reception.
• U-Kiss will get their own anime and become popular in the United States.
• Sunny Hill will take over the world using grasshoppers and giant letters.
• Changmin will finally get a date only to realize it is with Yunho. They go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
• Minzy's mother will take over 2ne1’s styling and kick Jeremy Scott to the curb.
• Fired from styling 2ne1, Jeremy Scott will take over SNSD. Their male fans stage a revolt in honor of their precious dancing queens.
• An Omona member will discover Jaejoong’s phone…then can’t get into it due to alcohol damage.
• KARA will release the next Korean song that goes viral. It includes a high amount of butt dancing in the choreography.
• Busker Busker will continue to slay your faves and win awards.

Now we want to to know what Omona members see for Kpop in 2013! This is the post where you can let your imaginations run wild. See this for the last prediction post. Many of the prediction back then have come true. How right will we be this year?

Comments

[es2pido.livejournal.com]

Not much YG. I don't even see Big...BEEENG on the list.

[markthatcoin.livejournal.com]

Minzy's mother will take over 2ne1’s styling and kick Jeremy Scott to the curb.

i love a lot of their wacky outfits but this is crucial to their future tbqh

[kiminikaeru.livejournal.com]

beg has a comeback in summer and narsha drops a new solo album at the end of the year

spica releases an amazing full-length album

hoya finally realizes clothes don't look good on him (and therefore releases a nude photobook)

[es2pido.livejournal.com]

Your last prediction.................... ilu

[rosetta16.livejournal.com]

I see TVXQ having a super amazing comeback and having one of their concerts in central america XD

[aleash1989.livejournal.com]

And Chicago. ^______^

[ryousan26.livejournal.com]

f(x)'s concept is pretty predictable now lol

But I guess SM will surprise us (((again))) and shave f(x)'s heads and we will have a bald concept

[xalexandriam.livejournal.com]

Praying for the f(x), 2NE1, and spica ones to come true tbh.

But I do think f(x) is going to have a sexy concept soon. Amber's been wanting a sexy concept since Nu ABO.

[drfaith101.livejournal.com]

LOL

[es2pido.livejournal.com]

Twennywan will not release any single in Korea. They will try to keep their presence in Japan by releasing another single (and it will flop again). To keep my babbys relevant in the K-pop scene, Dara will shave the right side of her head. Or perhaps show her cleavage (if there are any).

[anconeous.livejournal.com]

I just realized that Heechul will be released from military service by the latter half of the year. TIME FLIES SO FAST WTF.

And yeah, Key would be awesome on Twitter, but at the same time, I feel like he'd have joined much earlier if he really wanted to.

[mad-nux.livejournal.com]

ikr it seems just like yesterday when elf are cray cray we will wait for you oppa etc etc

[aleash1989.livejournal.com]

I foresee chaos, mass chaos.

[es2pido.livejournal.com]

Taeyang will finally wear clothes that won't make him look like Beelzebub.

And lastly,

TOP will finally take off his shirt.

[verinka1.livejournal.com]

Let's pray for naked T.O.P.

[u-niverse.livejournal.com]

Only 70 groups will debut in 2013 - none of them the expected YG groups/soloists.

truth.

[verinka1.livejournal.com]

GD wears normal clothes - not gonna happen...
But let's hope for SPICA one

[chocolatecrack.livejournal.com]

SM finally pays attention to CSJH The Grace and have them come back as four this year. f(x) has more than one comeback for 2013. SHINee continues to be amazing.

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ these predictions! XDDD

[justhyuu.livejournal.com]

AFTERSCHOOL won't have any admissions this year
SNSD will realize the "I got a boy meojin" part of their song is the best, will make that into a full song and then pull a Wonder Girls and perform it for 468048615 years
SISTAR will reveal that Hyorin's voice actually comes from Dasom, but since no one pays attention to her, no one never realized it
CAP will get married and get beat by his wife
Jaejoong will finally come out of the closet and will marry me
NS Yoon-G and Simon will make their relationship public
miss A will go back to being the fierce bitches they were during Bad Girl Good Girl days
Hoya and Seo Inguk will finally get together and Korea will be okay with it

[islandgurl84.livejournal.com]

daebak esp the last one!

[pikapika217.livejournal.com]

fingers crossed for Spica!

And I'm not here for Amber being more 'feminine' unless that's what she actually wants. Still, it'll be odd to not see her dressed as she usually does.

[meridianslair.livejournal.com]

#KRYIN

i was not expecting to see my name JUST SAYIN, but yes u can all expect some weave snatching from me

& i predict that taemin WILL have long hair for the next korean comeback 8|

i also predict that i will end up not being a taemin stan by the end of the year (highly unlikely tho)

[shineesbright.livejournal.com]

N O to the last one >8I

[meridianslair.livejournal.com]

oh and i predict the jonghyun twitter will come out and say it's actually key who is running the whole operation and he just tells jonghyun to take selcas of himself so he can make his best friend look cray

[jeliza]

+1

[tokidoki88.livejournal.com]

JYJ will perform at the music shows and encounter TVXQ backstage. It may or may not be awkward.

Every month different girl will claim she had rough sex with SeungRi. YG's statement - "This is not a scandal" will be released each time.

[soramai.livejournal.com]

I want this to be true.

[mad-nux.livejournal.com]

the spica prediction needs to come true

[thebluemonk.livejournal.com]

hwayoung will rise to fame as a talented actress and rapper. eunjung getse so mad that she attacks her on stage at an award ceremony, causing hwayoung and hyoyoung to perform the fusion dance to form hwahyo and drop kick eunjung into outer space.

jiyeon, realizing she's next, quits show business and flees to north korea and marries Kim Jong-un.

boram returns to her home in the Shire.

[babydollnana.livejournal.com]

this will happen

[shodrive.livejournal.com]

I predict that Kangta and I will finally get married and live happily every after in our palace made out of recycled MV concepts <33333

and I also predict (more like hope) that SNSD gets a proper comeback... after 2 years since RDR.

[shanny-w.livejournal.com]

Please share your wedding photos with Omona first so we can get that exclusive!

[shunluv.livejournal.com]

Changmin will finally get a date only to realize it is with Yunho. They go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.

can i hope for this to be true pleaseeeeeee :P

[greyrosesinjune.livejournal.com]

YES HOMG. And the Homin get together and live happily ever afterrr. <3 The end.

[ceecile.livejournal.com]

I want Jaejoong's phone for all the naked pics they keep saying he has.

[pepper.livejournal.com]

Don't we all? Pretty much all the Dong Bang cocks are there.

[love-keiko.livejournal.com]

i want a lee hyori comeback. and ivy, for that matter.

in fact, i want all the lost solo artists of kpop to come back and take over idoldom.

[handsomeboys.livejournal.com]

SHINee coming back with a MEGA HIT in 2013 ;___;
(including Onew showing more parts of his body lolol)

[jewelry-flower.livejournal.com]

^

This will please me