DBSK's "ideal types"

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much just a bulletin list of characteristics they like in girls and not really news but I'll take any excuse to spam :P











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which type are you bbs?

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[biznass.livejournal.com]

LMAO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AT BEAUTIFUL CALVES

And Yoochun.

[yuukihitohira.livejournal.com]

dont forget his feet and hand fetish as well XD

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

lol I laughed so hard when I saw one of Jae's ideal girl traits was to have "solid calfs". Then I stopped reading cos... lol what the hell.

And excuse me Changmin? I am excellent in English.

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

LMAO i'm surprised jae didn't focus more on his weird hand fetish

but are you as fluent~ as yoochun bb

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

Wow...that's a long list.

*sigh* I suppose being a not-Korean I am out of the running completely, yes?

Otherwise, I am Changmin's ideal girl in all but a couple respects. The vulgarity...might be a problem. ^_^*

[shanny-w.livejournal.com]

It makes me sad that they probably wont accept a relationship based on pointing and body language :(

[yuukihitohira.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT....oh wait, that just crossed me off Changmin and Yoochun's list
SON OF A BITCH D:

[shonen-key.livejournal.com]

I saw the list and was like '...fuck.' |D

[julesce.livejournal.com]

huh. well hi, jaejoong.

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

I curse pretty often and pretty fluently. I think that means I can knock out Changmin and Yoochun. Well, shit. :/

My dad is a bit of a douche and I pretty much ignore everything he says, so I guess I can knock out Jaejoong and Junsu since they want someone filial.

I'm only 5'4''. Yunho wants someone tall.

...

... wait, that's all five of them. Well, fml. .___.

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

LOL i'm not tall either :(

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

And lol, yoochun's "good hair quality".

Also, Junsu wants someone lively but docile?

These lists, they are slightly contradictory.

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

YEAH that lively and not-introverted and yet docile was kind of, wtf. .__.

[holdmetightx.livejournal.com]

dislikes girls using vulgarities

fuck it ):

[ex-decenniu.livejournal.com]

lmao ikr :(

[crinkledpaper.livejournal.com]

I was going good for these lists until the vulgarity popped in. God fucking dammit.

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

They don't understand English much right? As long as you don't swear in Korean, it's all fine, bitches. :D

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a loophole!

[natacha92.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck trying to find any of those, bwhaha.

[shanny-w.livejournal.com]

They need to lower their standards a bit.

[bakadeshi-desu.livejournal.com]

.....half of the things on all of their lists just makes it sound like all 5 of them want another mother.........asdf D:

And lol at contradictory 'virtues'.

And Yunho, I'll lead you anytime :D Might have to dye my hair first though....

[shanny-w.livejournal.com]

lol the whole appropriate body figure thing made me think he wants another mom.

[frills-r-us.livejournal.com]

I am way too
loud
crazy
fat
vulgar
and lazy to be with any of them

...oh well XD

[shanny-w.livejournal.com]

You would dominate too much in the relationship lol

[holdmetightx.livejournal.com]

tbqh i think they're all just being difficult so they wont find their perfect woman and just have to marry each other. case solved :Dv

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

Yes! OT5 forevaaah.

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

In all honesty though, I think I'm closest to Jaejoong's type...? .___. Petite, good at making people around me comfortable... I fail at flirting so I tend to just smile a lot and be cute. I walk three miles a day and wear heels all the time so I have pretty solid calves...

LET'S GET IT ON JAEJOONG (oh snap that rhymes).



WTF is up with Changmin's "has an appropriate body figure." What's appropriate? :/

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

ikr? We should write asking for clarification.

[psychul.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

so, what are super junior's "ideal types"?

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

jk, idk LOL

[that-princess.livejournal.com]

what in the world would be an "appropriate body figure"?

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

LOL cause I just asked this two comments up. 8DDDDDDD I'm glad I'm not the only one baffled by that.

[undomiel.livejournal.com]

well shit, cross me off all of their lists, lmao.

[ex-decenniu.livejournal.com]

A woman whom concerns him like a mother
dry your own tears, yoochun

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

This man has his mummy issues.

[sehcee.livejournal.com]

i meet none of changmin's requirements. im off to cry now. fml.

[sehcee.livejournal.com]

except maybe the english. xD

[rikayla.livejournal.com]

This brings out the SuYin shipper in me. =/

[ari-meh.livejournal.com]

i probably only fit jae's and that's cause i'm TINY.
damn you, junsu, and your good at sports shit ; - ;

[x-neverbroken.livejournal.com]

good at doing household chores."
blech. anyway, i don't fit any of these requirements haha

[xxarnxx.livejournal.com]

dislikes girls using vulgarities

I WILL SAY FUCK AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND THEN WE WILL HAVE SEX.

and changmin, my english is good job.

[haights.livejournal.com]

I WILL SAY FUCK AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT

lol irl

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

We should make t-shirts: "DBSK - You hit it and quit it"