DBSK's "ideal types"

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much just a bulletin list of characteristics they like in girls and not really news but I'll take any excuse to spam :P











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which type are you bbs?

Comments

[biznass.livejournal.com]

LMAO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AT BEAUTIFUL CALVES

And Yoochun.

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

lol I laughed so hard when I saw one of Jae's ideal girl traits was to have "solid calfs". Then I stopped reading cos... lol what the hell.

And excuse me Changmin? I am excellent in English.

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

Wow...that's a long list.

*sigh* I suppose being a not-Korean I am out of the running completely, yes?

Otherwise, I am Changmin's ideal girl in all but a couple respects. The vulgarity...might be a problem. ^_^*

[yuukihitohira.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT....oh wait, that just crossed me off Changmin and Yoochun's list
SON OF A BITCH D:

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

LMAO i'm surprised jae didn't focus more on his weird hand fetish

but are you as fluent~ as yoochun bb

[julesce.livejournal.com]

huh. well hi, jaejoong.

[yuukihitohira.livejournal.com]

dont forget his feet and hand fetish as well XD

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

I curse pretty often and pretty fluently. I think that means I can knock out Changmin and Yoochun. Well, shit. :/

My dad is a bit of a douche and I pretty much ignore everything he says, so I guess I can knock out Jaejoong and Junsu since they want someone filial.

I'm only 5'4''. Yunho wants someone tall.

...

... wait, that's all five of them. Well, fml. .___.

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

And lol, yoochun's "good hair quality".

Also, Junsu wants someone lively but docile?

These lists, they are slightly contradictory.

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

YEAH that lively and not-introverted and yet docile was kind of, wtf. .__.

[merlinspants.livejournal.com]

LOL i'm not tall either :(

[holdmetightx.livejournal.com]

dislikes girls using vulgarities

fuck it ):

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

lol he can only put that in his list ONCE I guess. But he can go on and on about it on a show.

And excuse you bb? At least I don't kiss the baby sky and I don't purple like that okay?

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

These are some VERY picky boys, lol.

[crinkledpaper.livejournal.com]

I was going good for these lists until the vulgarity popped in. God fucking dammit.

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

They don't understand English much right? As long as you don't swear in Korean, it's all fine, bitches. :D

[purplesky.livejournal.com]

So meeeean, Yunho, demanding someone tall! All I require is that they're taller than me, and when I stand at 5'4'', that's not exactly hard to accomplish. 8D

[uberinscrutable.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a loophole!

[shonen-key.livejournal.com]

I saw the list and was like '...fuck.' |D

[yuukihitohira.livejournal.com]

at least I dont kiss the baby sky and I don't purple like that okay?

LMAO IRL AT THIS

[natacha92.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck trying to find any of those, bwhaha.

[bakadeshi-desu.livejournal.com]

.....half of the things on all of their lists just makes it sound like all 5 of them want another mother.........asdf D:

And lol at contradictory 'virtues'.

And Yunho, I'll lead you anytime :D Might have to dye my hair first though....

[frills-r-us.livejournal.com]

I am way too
loud
crazy
fat
vulgar
and lazy to be with any of them

...oh well XD

[bakadeshi-desu.livejournal.com]

I like this for a loophole :D

[ex-decenniu.livejournal.com]

lmao ikr :(