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celiraIn a live Google Hangout chat session on June 10, INFINITE announced their world tour One Great Step in 2013, with a concert teaser and a first round of confirmed dates and locations:
Confirmed stops & dates so far:
( Tour dates )
Source: Kpopconcerts - INFINITE confirms cities for 1st world tour, woolliment YouTube
first post by OP involves INFINITE gracing my turf with their derpidiculous wonderful antics yessss
Confirmed stops & dates so far:
( Tour dates )
Source: Kpopconcerts - INFINITE confirms cities for 1st world tour, woolliment YouTube
first post by OP involves INFINITE gracing my turf with their derpidiculous wonderful antics yessss
JONGKEY? TRY JONGTOMI!
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es2pido.livejournal.com(OP's NOTE: JONGTOMI - Jonghyun and Hitomi, that popular Japanese AV star with the face of Hyoyeon and boobs the size of watermelons. Told ya I was straight ^-^ ♥♥♥♥♥)
Two months ago an interesting image crossed my path on some news sites that didn't seem to make much of a ripple in the world of k-pop, but which certainly caught my personal attention a great deal.
Jonghyun from SHINee being wished a happy birthday with a love message from Japanese AV star Hitomi Tanaka. How did barely anyone even notice this?
I first found about this on an Allkpop article which I can't find anymore and has presumably been deleted in the transition to their shithouse new Adblock-hostile format everybody except them and their advertisers hates. From memory, the mood of the reaction from SHINee fans in the article was basically something like this:
Because I don't trust a single thing that k-pop news media says ever ever EVER without rigorously fact-checking (something the news sites themselves seem to rarely even bother to do, preferring to act as a free Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V service), for verification I sailed on over to Hitomi's Twitter account, to confirm.
There it was. Then, in tried-and-true k-pop scandal manner, she deleted the tweet, probably after getting an earnest private message from Jonghyun saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO RUIN MY CAREER!?!" or similar. I then waited for the inevitable flood of rumour-mill articles, and... nothing. Nobody picked up on this ball and ran with it. TIEM TO FIX.
This interests me not as a fan of SHINee (I liked Lucifer and... well okay, that's really about it tbh) but as a fan of Hitomi (won't go into details, but then I don't really have to, do I). Yeah, a few k-pop girls are kind of cute, but...
...let's be honest. K-pop girls are not really in the race here. Hell, I'm pretty sure they don't even know where the race is being held.
The tweet also interests me because I'm aware that a few of the more mentally-challenged fangirls out there enjoy a bizarre religious-cult-like practice known as "shipping", where they pair their (male) k-pop crushes with other (often male) k-pop crushes in their own imaginations (which seems odd in a society that seems quite homophobic in a lot of other ways but moving right along). Then the more extreme "shippers" will do the tried-and-true netizen-style "I'd like to believe that this is true, because it kind of seems true-ish-sorta-kinda even though I have fuck-all actual proof and zero insider knowledge, so I'm going to construct as much strawman evidence as I can out of various images, videos etc to support what I already believe and ignore everything else" (see: every k-pop controversy ever) in order to give strength to their OTP (excuse me while I throw up in my own mouth a little). I'm also aware that one of the more popular ships is "JongKey". For a summary of what they believe straight from the hive-mind of the mentally ill, look no further than Urban Dictionary:
Etc. However, JongKey seems unlikely to me, and more importantly where these things are concerned I don't really WANT to believe it, so in true netizen style (i.e with no actual evidence, just a bunch of shit and guesswork) I'm going to posit an alternate case for JongTomi. Take notes.
JONGHYUN AND HITOMI TANAKA ARE AN OTP: THE IRONCLAD PROOF*
1. Hitomi tweeted Jonghyun to wish him a happy birthday, and told him that she loved him
No big deal, right? Could be in jest, yeah? But wait. How many people's birthdays do you actually remember? I only remember two - my own birthday, and my girlfriend's birthday. Because it's important that you remember someone's birthday if you want them to share a bed with you and do more than hog all the sheets and blankets. Plus "I love u so much"? Say no more.
Of course, maybe it's not like that, and she remembered his birthday instead because she's a crazy obsessed fangirl herself. That's a possibility, but this of course only makes her more likely to fuck him. So either she'd fucked him already when she sent that tweet, or was just about to, because if I was Jonghyun and I got a tweet like that from Hitomi I'd sure as shit be replying and teeing something up on my next Japan visit. And don't think that's not possible - it's actually pretty easy to have sex with pornstars, even if they DON'T like you. Depending on who it is, often you just need to be in the right place at the right time, with some cash and preferably also a camera. Shouldn't be too much of a challenge for a celebrity in an A/B-list group, especially if the girl loves the shit out of him. All that would be lacking is time out of his busy schedule. Which brings us to...
2. Jonghyun's "accident" isn't confirmed, and the timing suspiciously coincides with Hitomi's tweet.
At least when Secret and T-ara had car crashes there was plenty of accident porn posted so we knew it was real, yet people were skeptical and nasty because they didn't want to believe it because they would then have to face the reality of being caught out as worthless cunts cyberbullying car accident victims. On the other hand good fucking luck finding a single image or video of Jonghyun's alleged car crash, or any hospital footage or anything of Jonghyun verifiably injured in any way, yet so far nobody has questioned the legitimacy of the accident story, presumably because he's male and fangirls adore him and not some oppa-stealing whore. Also:
When did Jonghyun get "nose surgery" after his "car accident" and announce time off? April 9th.
When did Hitomi tweet him? April 8th.
You do the math.
Sure, you might be thinking "she's just being nice to him specifically because he got in that accident and all" but she didn't give the same shout-out to Zinger (or whatever the fuck she's calling herself this week) or Soyeon. Why not? Because she doesn't want to bang either of those two, that's why not. Look on the Internet for Hitomi lesbian AVs - there's only a few compared to the mountains of AVs of her taking on 12 guys at a time in the back of a bus etc. - clearly the girl has a preference for guys.
3. Jonghyun doesn't give a fuck
He doesn't even acknowledge or make eye contact with the saesangs anymore. He looks perfectly healthy too. A bit tired and worn out maybe, but then you would be too if you had to heft those boobs around on a daily basis for a month. Clearly he's thinking more about what's waiting for him when he gets inside:
If you can, try tearing your eyes away from Hitomi herself and check out that background. Look familiar? Yes, it seems obvious that Hitomi has her own Super Junior-style oddly-lit tiled room especially built for her in SM Entertainment HQ.
4. Hitomi shows signs of being ready for a serious relationship
According to 100% reliable and credible online big-boobs wiki Boobpedia, Hitomi hasn't made an AV since October 2012. (If I'm wrong here, please alert me to any newer material, preferably with links to easily-downloaded proof so I can confirm the source thanks.)
Other recent and entirely trustworthy sources confirm that Hitomi is trying to steer her career away from hardcore AVs and into more softcore modelling.
It's clear that she wants something serious and is steering away from the hardcore sex scenes in the films so she can enjoy sex more in her personal life. AV sex professionals rarely get all that raunchy when the cameras are off for the same reason why cooks rarely cook at home - if you spend 12 hours a day preparing and cooking food the last thing you want to do when you knock off work is prepare and cook food some more. The joke's on you if you date a chef thinking you're going to get great home-cooked food every day, or date a porn star thinking that you're going to get to simulate Hitomi's scenes in "J-Cup Big Tits Temporary Staff". You'd be better off paying if you want that - a candlelight dinner and then missionary position with the lights out is far more likely when you're in a relationship with an active pornstar, because that's something she can't get at work. So how do you make cooking - or sex - more enjoyable in your private life? Stop doing it at work. Hitomi is clearly making that transition for the benefit of herself and that special someone.
SUMMARY:
I had a really good summary written but then my blog software didn't save it, so let's just look at this picture. I forgot what my point was anyway. Tits.
* Actually this is all circumstantial bullshit. Hey, total lack of solid evidence is good enough for TaJinyo/T-Jinyo, so it's good enough for me. Hitomi, if you're reading this, oppa didn't mean it. Also what are you doing this weekend. You're not really dating Jonghyun are you.
Source: Anti Kpop Fangirl
And yes I have to categorize this as SHINee's "overseas activites" 8===D
Two months ago an interesting image crossed my path on some news sites that didn't seem to make much of a ripple in the world of k-pop, but which certainly caught my personal attention a great deal.
Jonghyun from SHINee being wished a happy birthday with a love message from Japanese AV star Hitomi Tanaka. How did barely anyone even notice this?
I first found about this on an Allkpop article which I can't find anymore and has presumably been deleted in the transition to their shithouse new Adblock-hostile format everybody except them and their advertisers hates. From memory, the mood of the reaction from SHINee fans in the article was basically something like this:
Because I don't trust a single thing that k-pop news media says ever ever EVER without rigorously fact-checking (something the news sites themselves seem to rarely even bother to do, preferring to act as a free Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V service), for verification I sailed on over to Hitomi's Twitter account, to confirm.
There it was. Then, in tried-and-true k-pop scandal manner, she deleted the tweet, probably after getting an earnest private message from Jonghyun saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO RUIN MY CAREER!?!" or similar. I then waited for the inevitable flood of rumour-mill articles, and... nothing. Nobody picked up on this ball and ran with it. TIEM TO FIX.
This interests me not as a fan of SHINee (I liked Lucifer and... well okay, that's really about it tbh) but as a fan of Hitomi (won't go into details, but then I don't really have to, do I). Yeah, a few k-pop girls are kind of cute, but...
...let's be honest. K-pop girls are not really in the race here. Hell, I'm pretty sure they don't even know where the race is being held.
The tweet also interests me because I'm aware that a few of the more mentally-challenged fangirls out there enjoy a bizarre religious-cult-like practice known as "shipping", where they pair their (male) k-pop crushes with other (often male) k-pop crushes in their own imaginations (which seems odd in a society that seems quite homophobic in a lot of other ways but moving right along). Then the more extreme "shippers" will do the tried-and-true netizen-style "I'd like to believe that this is true, because it kind of seems true-ish-sorta-kinda even though I have fuck-all actual proof and zero insider knowledge, so I'm going to construct as much strawman evidence as I can out of various images, videos etc to support what I already believe and ignore everything else" (see: every k-pop controversy ever) in order to give strength to their OTP (excuse me while I throw up in my own mouth a little). I'm also aware that one of the more popular ships is "JongKey". For a summary of what they believe straight from the hive-mind of the mentally ill, look no further than Urban Dictionary:
Etc. However, JongKey seems unlikely to me, and more importantly where these things are concerned I don't really WANT to believe it, so in true netizen style (i.e with no actual evidence, just a bunch of shit and guesswork) I'm going to posit an alternate case for JongTomi. Take notes.
JONGHYUN AND HITOMI TANAKA ARE AN OTP: THE IRONCLAD PROOF*
1. Hitomi tweeted Jonghyun to wish him a happy birthday, and told him that she loved him
No big deal, right? Could be in jest, yeah? But wait. How many people's birthdays do you actually remember? I only remember two - my own birthday, and my girlfriend's birthday. Because it's important that you remember someone's birthday if you want them to share a bed with you and do more than hog all the sheets and blankets. Plus "I love u so much"? Say no more.
Of course, maybe it's not like that, and she remembered his birthday instead because she's a crazy obsessed fangirl herself. That's a possibility, but this of course only makes her more likely to fuck him. So either she'd fucked him already when she sent that tweet, or was just about to, because if I was Jonghyun and I got a tweet like that from Hitomi I'd sure as shit be replying and teeing something up on my next Japan visit. And don't think that's not possible - it's actually pretty easy to have sex with pornstars, even if they DON'T like you. Depending on who it is, often you just need to be in the right place at the right time, with some cash and preferably also a camera. Shouldn't be too much of a challenge for a celebrity in an A/B-list group, especially if the girl loves the shit out of him. All that would be lacking is time out of his busy schedule. Which brings us to...
2. Jonghyun's "accident" isn't confirmed, and the timing suspiciously coincides with Hitomi's tweet.
At least when Secret and T-ara had car crashes there was plenty of accident porn posted so we knew it was real, yet people were skeptical and nasty because they didn't want to believe it because they would then have to face the reality of being caught out as worthless cunts cyberbullying car accident victims. On the other hand good fucking luck finding a single image or video of Jonghyun's alleged car crash, or any hospital footage or anything of Jonghyun verifiably injured in any way, yet so far nobody has questioned the legitimacy of the accident story, presumably because he's male and fangirls adore him and not some oppa-stealing whore. Also:
When did Jonghyun get "nose surgery" after his "car accident" and announce time off? April 9th.
When did Hitomi tweet him? April 8th.
You do the math.
Sure, you might be thinking "she's just being nice to him specifically because he got in that accident and all" but she didn't give the same shout-out to Zinger (or whatever the fuck she's calling herself this week) or Soyeon. Why not? Because she doesn't want to bang either of those two, that's why not. Look on the Internet for Hitomi lesbian AVs - there's only a few compared to the mountains of AVs of her taking on 12 guys at a time in the back of a bus etc. - clearly the girl has a preference for guys.
3. Jonghyun doesn't give a fuck
He doesn't even acknowledge or make eye contact with the saesangs anymore. He looks perfectly healthy too. A bit tired and worn out maybe, but then you would be too if you had to heft those boobs around on a daily basis for a month. Clearly he's thinking more about what's waiting for him when he gets inside:
If you can, try tearing your eyes away from Hitomi herself and check out that background. Look familiar? Yes, it seems obvious that Hitomi has her own Super Junior-style oddly-lit tiled room especially built for her in SM Entertainment HQ.
4. Hitomi shows signs of being ready for a serious relationship
According to 100% reliable and credible online big-boobs wiki Boobpedia, Hitomi hasn't made an AV since October 2012. (If I'm wrong here, please alert me to any newer material, preferably with links to easily-downloaded proof so I can confirm the source thanks.)
Other recent and entirely trustworthy sources confirm that Hitomi is trying to steer her career away from hardcore AVs and into more softcore modelling.
It's clear that she wants something serious and is steering away from the hardcore sex scenes in the films so she can enjoy sex more in her personal life. AV sex professionals rarely get all that raunchy when the cameras are off for the same reason why cooks rarely cook at home - if you spend 12 hours a day preparing and cooking food the last thing you want to do when you knock off work is prepare and cook food some more. The joke's on you if you date a chef thinking you're going to get great home-cooked food every day, or date a porn star thinking that you're going to get to simulate Hitomi's scenes in "J-Cup Big Tits Temporary Staff". You'd be better off paying if you want that - a candlelight dinner and then missionary position with the lights out is far more likely when you're in a relationship with an active pornstar, because that's something she can't get at work. So how do you make cooking - or sex - more enjoyable in your private life? Stop doing it at work. Hitomi is clearly making that transition for the benefit of herself and that special someone.
SUMMARY:
I had a really good summary written but then my blog software didn't save it, so let's just look at this picture. I forgot what my point was anyway. Tits.
* Actually this is all circumstantial bullshit. Hey, total lack of solid evidence is good enough for TaJinyo/T-Jinyo, so it's good enough for me. Hitomi, if you're reading this, oppa didn't mean it. Also what are you doing this weekend. You're not really dating Jonghyun are you.
Source: Anti Kpop Fangirl
And yes I have to categorize this as SHINee's "overseas activites" 8===D
xkat-attackx.livejournal.com
Seventeen has revealed the latest member and it's Shin Dongjin!
He was born in 2000 and it looks like we finally broke the millennium wall for their birth year! Don't be fooled by his age though - this latest member was encouraged by his friends to apply for a modeling contest where he came in first place.
Despite his young age, he is very mature and went through the tough process of training.
Make sure to look forward to the rest of the members!
Source: Allkpop
I CAN'T.
EDIT: Ok, so I hadn't been following this group or anything, so I just looked up more on them. The group is going to have 17 members and I think so far they've revealed like 8 or 9 of them and they seem to be revealing them in descending order from oldest to youngest...there might literally be a toddler in the group considering we still have 7 members to go. Wtf Pledis?!?
bunica1990.livejournal.comIt's been a very long time since EXO had a comeback, and now that they're back, they're on a roll!
The boys have been ranking high on the digital charts, but that's not all, because they're also taking over the physical charts. Both the 'Kiss' and the 'Hug' versions of 'XOXO' are at the top of the Hanteo Charts, with 'Kiss' at #1 and 'Hug' at #2.
EXO's Facebook let fans know how well the boys were doing by writing, "Congratulations!!! EXO's new album 'XOXO(Kiss&Hug)' ranked at 1st on various album charts in Korea, by selling about 120,000 copies on the first week of its release."
( Receipts )
Source: akp
The boys have been ranking high on the digital charts, but that's not all, because they're also taking over the physical charts. Both the 'Kiss' and the 'Hug' versions of 'XOXO' are at the top of the Hanteo Charts, with 'Kiss' at #1 and 'Hug' at #2.
EXO's Facebook let fans know how well the boys were doing by writing, "Congratulations!!! EXO's new album 'XOXO(Kiss&Hug)' ranked at 1st on various album charts in Korea, by selling about 120,000 copies on the first week of its release."
( Receipts )
Source: akp
bunica1990.livejournal.com
12, they reunited as a whole.
EXO who was seperated into EXO-M(Luhan, Tao, Chen, Lay, Xiumin, Kris) and EXO-K(Suho, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, D.O., Kai, Sehun) finally reunited as a twelve and started promotion in Korea. At the past 6th they released their first full album ‘XOXO(Kiss&Hug)’ and started promotion with their title ‘Wolf and the beauty(Wolf)’. They are receiving positive reactions too. They sold about 120000 albums just in their first week of release. Right after they unleashed their songs online they also were ranked high in various online music sites.
( Full interview under the cut )
Source: naver , fyeahsmentexo
Eli and Soohyun are Spicy Namjas
2013-06-10 08:58 pmaleash1989.livejournal.comSource: KBSWorld
"It's the buttocks!" Oh Eli... The wife and SH Entertainment talk were great! Can those things come true please? Gosh knows Soohyun would promote better than NHM. I want Soohyun to have his own show. I know whatever the format and concept, it will be funny and interesting. Oh we could have Boom be a co-host to bring in more views since he and Soohyun look alike!
lovelyxbeauty.livejournal.com
Idol group Sunny Hill will make their comeback on June 19 with new album Young Folk.
In addition to the title song "Young Folk" Sunny Hill included several tracks that feature the genre of folk, which is rarely tried in K-pop and even less with idol groups. To stand out with something different for the fans to enjoy seems to be the logic behind their eccentric selection of music style in the new album. Considering the saturated idol market in the month of June as well as the next summer months, the bold move deserves some applause despite its inevitable risk of sticking out like a sore thumb.
In the teaser image released on June 10, Sunny Hill broke away from their previously charismatic looks and embraced conventional femininity in polka dot outfits that highlight their cute looks, like many other female idol groups.
source : kpopstarz , LOENTREE Twitter 1 & 2
SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!
ceecile.livejournal.com
Gavy NJ's Sihyun has been detained for shoplifting.
The police revealed that Sihyun was caught by an employee after trying to leave the store without paying for about 300,000 KRW (approximately $266 USD) worth of clothing at around 3PM on June 10. The police reported, "Sihyun has confessed to trying to leave the store without paying. She did not give any reason why." Currently, Sihyun has finished her investigation with the police and is at home. As she has admitted to being guilty, there will be no further investigation needed.
Her label said, "Recently, Sihyun has been depressed because of stress. It looks like she did it on impulse, combined with PMS. She finished her police investigation, and came to an agreement. She's reflecting on what she did. She feels guilty for wronging a lot of people because of a mistake she made in one moment. She's very sorry for worrying everyone."
Money Today via Nate, Osen via Nate, TV Daily via Nate | Allkpop
benihime99.livejournal.com
2NE1 leader CL is under another outfit controversy after her recent performance on SBS' 'Inkigayo'.
For her "The Baddest Female" stage on June 9, CL wore a colorful jacket over a white swimsuit, and the outfit had become heavily criticized as it looked like she was just wearing underwear on stage. She was also previously under fire for wearing a similar 'swimsuit' outfit before.
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allkpop