Bangtan's A Profile Written By You

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Suga’s profile written by Hopie

Name: Min Suga

Birthday: 09/03/1993

Writer introduction: Hope prince J-Hopie

Suga is in charge of being the Dad in BTS.

Nickname: MinPD

Specialty: Composition, basketball

Size: 175cm, 59kg

Habit: Sleeping whenever there’s spare time

Strengths: Composition skills, is good at sports out of BTS

Weaknesses: Lazy, doesn’t clean after he eats kekekekekeke, weak concentration

Suga’s charm is beard on a baby face

A song that suits Suga is “Wake up” by Children’s song heaven

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Suga

1) Turtle 2) Grey 3) Radio Sukira (Super Junior Kiss the Radio) 4) Rilakkuma 5) Tomorrow

Something similar to me: Cleans his own belongings

Suga is the best at this: Fixing objects in the dorm

What does music mean to Suga? Life

I’m better at this than Suga: Dance

Suga’s appearance is 57 out of 100

Suga looks the most tired when he dances… kekeke

The moment when Suga looks the happiest is when he sleeps, when he eats lamb kebabs, when he’s in the studio

Something that you wish Suga could achieve: I hope you become the best producer…

The thing I envy Suga for: Honey skin, composition skills

I want to try this with Suga: Collaboration and make a trot song kekekeke

If I am Suga I will live life actively

To. Suga

Suga hyung!! Let’s have strength!! You are the best producer~

Jungkook’s profile written by Namjoon-ie

Name: Jungkook

Birthday: 01/09/1997

Writer introduction: Jungkook is a hyung-like maknae

Jungkook is in charge of being a muscle fool

Nickname: Muscle pig, Kkook

Specialty: Building muscles, hitting Jimin and V

Size: 178cm, 68kg

Habit: Having a good body

Strengths: He’s good at everything. He’s adventurous. His muscles are the best. He’s strong. In contrast to his muscles he has deer-like eyes.

Weaknesses: If he fights with energy he could lose. He called my thighs “Honey thighs” but now his thighs are two times bigger than mine

Jungkook’s charm is his sexy muscles, deer-like eyes, flattering voice and he is a rude bad boy

A song that suits Jungkook is Sean Lee - Victory

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Jungkook

1) Muscle rabbit 2) Red 3) Teletubbies 4) Muscle rabbit 5) Outro

Something similar to me: He is heart of the group

Jungkook is the best at this: Muscles, adventurous, talent

What does aegyo mean to Jungkook? Oh oh muscle popping power oh oh

I’m better at this than Jungkook: I don’t take chances, living long, not short-lived

Jungkook’s appearance is 2000 out of 100

Jungkook looks the most tired when he can’t do health (workout)

The moment when Jungkook looks the happiest is when he does what he wants, hits V

Something that you wish Jungkook could achieve: Participate in Iron man triathlon

The thing I envy Jungkook for: He is an Iron man

I want to try this with Jungkook: Health (workout), write and compose songs

To. Kkook

Give hyung some too (talent). Let hyung do well too~

Jin’s profile written by Min Suga

Name: Kim Seokjin

Birthday: 12/1992

Writer introduction: His shoulder’s are really broad

Jin is in charge of shoulders in BTS.

Nickname: Shoulder hyung

Specialty: Eating vegetables

Size: 186cm, 68kg

Habit: Sometimes does extreme sleep talking

Strengths: He is optimistic

Weaknesses: He is optimistic

Jin’s charm is that he’s goodlooking

A song that suits Jin is ballads

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Jin

1) Alpaca 2) Pink 3) How is that Possible 4) Super Mario 5) Fun Boys

Something similar to me: He’s human

Jin is the best at this: Being laid back

What does dance mean to Jin? The thing he hates the most

I’m better at this than Jin: Dance

Jin’s appearance is 85 out of 100

Jin looks the most tired when he dances… kekeke

The moment when Jin looks the happiest is when he eats

Something that you wish Jin could achieve: Buy a building

The thing I envy Jin for: Personality, being laid back

I want to try this with Jin: World peace

If I am Jin I will say “Suga-yah you are the best, best best man bboong bboong”

To. Suga

You’re really a genius. Min Suga genius, best best man bboong bboong

Hoseok-ie hyung’s profile written by Taehyung

Name: Jung Hoseok

Birthday: 18.02.1994

Writer introduction: I am a cool guy

Hoseok-ie is in charge of rough hope in BTS

Nickname: Hobalie

Specialty: Dance, positivity

Size: 177cm, 60kg

Habit: Doing creepy things (while he sleeps) [op note: this part can be translated to doing perverted things as well]

Strengths: Positive, very positive, mood maker, rap is amazing, dance is amazing

Weaknesses: Hits the members (Jimin & V), does a lot of nagging, doing creepy things while he sleeps wow

Hoseok-ie hyung’s charm is his smile when he laughs

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Hoseok-ie hyung

1) Whale 2) Green 3) Running Man 4) Pucca 5) Hormone War

Something similar to me: (He’s) bright

Hoseok-ie hyung is the best at this: Taking care of the members

What does aegyo mean to Hoseok-ie hyung? A standard base

I’m better at this than Hoseok-ie hyung: Wearing clothes

Hoseok-ie hyung’s appearance is 98 out of 100

Hoseok-ie hyung looks most tired when he can’t get sleep

The moment when Hoseok-ie hyung looks the happiest is this very moment when he is infront of fans

Something that you wish Hoseok-ie hyung could achieve: Earn lots of money

The thing I envy Hoseok-ie hyung for: Positivity

I want to try this with Hoseok-ie hyung: Unit, go out to hang

If I were Hoseok-ie hyung I would tease everyone with dance

To. Hoseok-ie hyung

I think that you haven’t shown your dance skills that you have to everyone.

I really want many people to know about your dance skills. I love you

Jimin Park’s profile written by Jungkook

Name: Jimin Park

Birthday: 13/10/2015

Writer introduction: ???

Jimin is in charge of being 1st place in appearance

Nickname: ChimChim

Specialty: Dropping his phone

Size: 195cm, 60kg

Habit: Lifting his pinky finger when drinking water

Strengths: He’s always overflowing with confidence

Weaknesses: It overflows too much

Jimins’s charm is his eye smile, big thighs

A song that suits Jimin is “This isn’t right”

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Jimin

1) Rhinoceros 2) Yellow 3) Sponge 4) Mashimaro 5) We are bulletproof pt.2

Something similar to me: Wants to do many things, doesn’t like to lose

Jimin is the best at this: Passion, effort

What does rap mean to Jimin? Fishy

I’m better at this than Jimin: Age

Jimin’s appearance is 50 out of 100

Jimin looks the most tired when he can’t do the things he tries to do

The moment when Jimin looks the happiest is when he eats something delicious

Something that you wish Jimin could achieve: Anything that he wants to achieve

The thing I envy Jimin for: Persistence, passion, perseverance

I want to try this with Jimin: Dance battle (When I learn something later on)

If I am a Shin Ramyeon Jimin is a Shin Ramyeon Black

To. Jimin Park

Fighting! You can do it~ you can make it~ Woahwoahhwoahh

Namjoon-ie’s profile written by Seokjin-nim

Name: Kim Namjoon

Birthday: 12/09/1994

Writer introduction: The coolest guy in the world

RM is in charge of rap in BTS

Nickname: RM

Specialty: (His) Brain

Size: 81cm, 81kg

Habit: Eating all the chicken drumsticks

Strengths: Body proportions/ratio, brain, rap, computer etc.

Weaknesses: Dance

RM’s charm is his own existence

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of RM

1) Fennec Fox 2) Grey 3) Problematic Men 4) Onix (Pokemon) 5) Hey what’s your dream (No More Dream)

Something similar to me: Dance

RM is the best at this: Set portions, eating everything while pretending he doesn’t know

What does dance mean to RM? Have strength. I will have strength too.

I’m better at this than RM: Consideration

RM’s appearance is 80 out of 100

RM looks the most tired when he dances with me

The moment when RM looks the happiest is he finishes choreography

Something that you wish RM could achieve: The best rap in the world

The thing I envy RM for: Ability/Talent

I want to try this with RM: Skydiving

I like Black bean noodle ramyeon. I like Neoguri too. Delicious ramyeon is the best.

To. RapMon

Don’t eat all the delicious food and leave early. If you do that again, it’s war

Taehyung-ie’s profile written by Jimin

Name: Kim Taehyung

Birthday: 30.12.1995

Writer introduction: I am the hyung that watches over you from above you

Taehyung is in charge of being an idiot in BTS

Nickname: TaeTae

Specialty: Aegyo, fooling around, pretending to be cool

Size: 176cm, 61kg

Habit: He says weird things

Strengths: He is not shy, likes to make friends, nice, I see that he likes to feel happy so he tries to joke around more with the members

Weaknesses: He causes a lot of accidents

Taehyung-ie’s charm is his smile that is cute but also can be cool
A song that suits Taehyungie is Little Star - Standing Egg [op note: translator left this bit out so I added it myself]

A 1) Animal 2) Colour 3) TV Show 4) Character 5) BTS song that reminds you of Taehyung-ie

1) Long-armed monkey 2) Yellow 3) Star King 4) *Kakaotalk emoticon* 5) Cypher

Something similar to me: Personality, things that he likes (games, traveling,

noisy things, meat etc)

Taehyung-ie is the best at this: Joking around, eating

What does rap mean to Taehyung-ie? Fighting

I’m better at this than Taehyung-ie: Being goodlooking, aegyo, everything excluding height

Taehyung-ie’s appearance is 98.7 out of 100

I hope Taehyung-ie doesn’t have a moment that he is most tired

The moment when Taehyung-ie looks the happiest is when he is with me

Something that you wish Taehyung-ie could achieve: Firstly the things that Taehyung-ie aims for (improved skills, writing and composing, BTS daebak)

The thing I envy Taehyung-ie for: The fact that he isn’t shy

I want to try this with Taehyung-ie: Song writing/composition, unit group performance, travel

If I were Taehyung-ie, I wouldn’t be an idiot kekekekekekekekeke

To. Taehyung-ie

Taehyung-ah, though other people may not know, I’m always cheering for you and even though I always say a lot of things to you and Jungkook, I treasure you a lot.

source: BTS + wearebangtanboys (1,2,3,4,5,6,7)

jimin's written profile for taehyung ;;

Comments

[torontok.livejournal.com]

Jungkook is such a little shit, I was squinting so hard at the height he put for Jimin till I got it.
Taehyugn's cover of The Star song on the fancafe was so cute.He and Jimin are precious

[jjang-intae.livejournal.com]

wait i still don't get the height part what is he trying to say

[torontok.livejournal.com]

I think because Jimin is like the tiniest or second tiniest in the group, he's making fun of him for that.
Like 195cm would make him taller than Kris and we all know that's a lie.

[jjang-intae.livejournal.com]

This kid is testing me lol. I wanted to fight him when he put Jimin's appearance as 50/100 but then he said that Jimin is the first in terms of appearance so basically Jimin >>> everyone else lmao (but he seems to be mellowing down with this teasing jimin about his face phase and he's even moving on to praising him so hopefully he completely stops soon)

[jrt131n.livejournal.com]

I had to read that like three times before I went.... "That little shit...lol"

[starpond.livejournal.com]

"Size: 195cm" lmao i love jungkook

[bubblyshades.livejournal.com]

I lol'd, I see what you did there, Jungkook

[lastbestwest.livejournal.com]

Is Rapmon seriously 81 kg? I can't at the picture Jin drew for him. They are my fave together.

[kaninasan.livejournal.com]

he's lost weight lately, so no probably not. he was a lot thicker last year

[bubblyshades.livejournal.com]

awww Jimin's message to Taehyung :) kid is sweet and quickly going up my bias list.

lmao suga the hell is that drawing of Jin? then I read your written profile for him and I got that he was trying to emphasize jin's shoulders lol

also love jin's drawing of namjoon

[classicfire.livejournal.com]

he is a rude bad boy

Enough said rapmon.

[tterriffic.livejournal.com]

Jimin and V's friendship is so heartwarming... Namjoon don't eat everything, you should leave the best pieces for your hyung!

[annayism.livejournal.com]

"doing creepy things while he sleeps wow"
...ok hoseok

i love bts' friendship :')

[classicfire.livejournal.com]

"sleeping"... sure

[smilla-sini.livejournal.com]

Habit: Doing creepy things (while he sleeps) [op note: this part can be translated to doing perverted things as well]

O...k...

195 cm

JEON JUNGKOOK I'M WATCHING YOU

[lovegraciie.livejournal.com]

;w; thank you for the post!
i read it last night & was almost dying from laughing too much but there was some parts that i couldn't get.
damn their handwriting...

i love jimin's written profile for taehyung! T_T
& it's terribly cute that taehyung sang that song & posted in the fancafe this morning..i died so hard omg

[swhyeon1991.livejournal.com]

Jimin is the sweetest and I love 95z relationship the best ;_;
(Even tho YoonMin sneaky interactions recently make me a bit delulu)
I still can't get over Jimin posting a selca on the cafe when Taehyung was sleeping on his lap in the car I was just;;;;;

Also Mr. Spreading Legs really needs to stop being a little shit, I'm not sure if he only drew Jimin short or he was also trying to draw an octopus...?

[aki-san.livejournal.com]

YoonMin is off the chain recently, lol. Those darn kids.

[shintotchi.livejournal.com]

This was terribly amusing

[kicking-tenshi.livejournal.com]

"If I am a Shin Ramyeon Jimin is a Shin Ramyeon Black"

This is poetry.

[sheisagentleman.livejournal.com]

so many questions and so lil answers!!! why is hoseok thinking abt a trot song with yoongi?? what tf does hobi do at night?? (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) when will jungkook stop being a rude bad boy???? why is jimin so in luv with taehyung??? suga loves lamb kebabs????

this is too cute and i want more !! (yelling @ rapmon answering 'teletubbies' for jungkook's tv show)

[eggplina.livejournal.com]

"Something similar to me: He’s human"
omg i love suga HAHA

also, I find it so fitting that Jimin put "Little Star" by Standing Egg as Taehyung's song T_T

[dirrtypony.livejournal.com]

Vmin feels

[kaninasan.livejournal.com]

lol this is hilarious, where to start even

my favourites were Rapmon's profile for Kookie and Jimin's profile for Taehyung

[ladyvader-dd.livejournal.com]

these boys are hilarioussssss

but on a more serious note:

"I think that you haven’t shown your dance skills that you have to everyone"

Hoseok needs more solo dance opportunties like dream concert becuase he need to showcase his popping to the entire world heehee

[in-noctem.livejournal.com]

MTE T_T That dream concert dance stage was ... like they had a 3 minute lull in the show and needed something interesting to fill that slot. His pre-debut dance videos are amazing he's probably of the most talented idol dancers and I want him to be able to show it off.

[huanyia.livejournal.com]

Vmin and Jeon Jungkook you sneaky lil shit!!

[aki-san.livejournal.com]

These are awesome and hilarious. It's amazing how BTS keeps climbing up my bias list.

[antrea.livejournal.com]

Thanks Suga, now I'm super curious about what Jin says in his sleep...

lol at Rapmon's obsession with Jungkook's muscles