Heechul wrote a fanfiction on Instagram about him and Hani killing a tiger

[leopolitan.livejournal.com]

I’m offended that nobody bothered to inform me of Heechul writing fanfiction about himself and his ‘A Style For You‘ co-star Hani on Instagram, and I’m also offended that no news sites thought it was relevant.

The more weird news, the better.

Heechul says he wrote this story about him and Hani being siblings and killing a tiger cause he was stuck in traffic and bored, which immediately should raise questions about what the hell else he does when he’s bored.

At least Hani has a new BFF.

AsianJunkie / heechuls ig 1, 2

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[wi-arae.livejournal.com]

dead and buried

[hibaalhadid.livejournal.com]

hahaha that was a fun read after a long day at work

[unbroken-glass.livejournal.com]

lol didn't heechul read hanchul fics at one point? hahhahahahaha

[misspoirot.livejournal.com]

Really?! Do you have any link?

[misspoirot.livejournal.com]

Woop someone send me a link already! Thanks though!

[dbsk-2pm.livejournal.com]

You can find it in this post (http://omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com/11922416.html). It is under a spoiler. But if you don't feel like clicking the link, here's the story.

DongHae and Eunhyuk were lovers

They loved each other so much, everyone was jealous.

But one day,

Donghae told Eunhyuk-ee, let’s break up.

But Eunhyuk-ee loved Donghae so much

So he wasn’t able to say a word

Wasn’t able to say ‘Don’t go.’

Donghae just turned around and was leaving

And Eunhyuk wasn’t able to say anything.

Eunhyuk just followed Donghae, no plans of what to do.

And saw Donghae meet up with Siwon-ee.

Eunhyuk-ee hid, and watched the two

He was shocked but,

“I broke up with Eunhyuk-ee. Don’t touch him every again, and don’t bother him.”

“I don’t want to. How can I believe you? If you date me, I’ll believe that.”

“I only have Eunhyuk-ee”

Then, Siwon-ee grabbed some gasoline

And poured it on Donghae’s body.

Siwon-ee grew angry and

Said

“The only ways I can believe that you broke up with Lee Hyukjae is that you date me, or die by my hands.”

Donghae said “I will die”

Then, before Siwon-ee turned on the lighter

He asked Donghae if he has any final words

Do you know what Donghae said?

“Eunhyuk-ah, close your eyes.”

[misspoirot.livejournal.com]

Asdfgsjsskdjll why am I crying ;A;
This is so saaaad and so funny at the same time

[pinkwingsblack.livejournal.com]

that was the best thing i've read in such a long time. i hope he and hani become good friends (*ahem*i totally ship them).

[mycorrhizoid.livejournal.com]

Not that the whole thing isn't hysterical, but the hashtags are the best part.

[redgreendress.livejournal.com]

I did not understand a word of that but I was enthralled.

[redgreendress.livejournal.com]

"#Myfansaremymom'ssons-in-law"

What.

[torontok.livejournal.com]

Someone get him on Crime Scene, please

[fabulousdoll.livejournal.com]

and now I want this and watching him act like a suspect lol

[wi-arae.livejournal.com]

Crime Scene has made me love Hani even more (and ow key ship her with Xiumin or Minhyul woops)

[torontok.livejournal.com]

OMG, Xiumin and Hani together was heaven for me, beautiful girl bias with beautiful male bias. He was adorable around her too (also 90% sure he checked out ehr ass at one point in the last episode)

[wi-arae.livejournal.com]

Minhyuk was being like adorably greasy acting-flirt but her and Xiumin were so cute haha. (And the whole double cruiseship episode was quality)
Imma need a timestamp for the butt checking.
Also I'll leave these things here:
http://galaxychen.tumblr.com/post/119186506099/xiumin-x-hani-in-crime-scene

[torontok.livejournal.com]

I can't get the video to work but it was when they found the poster in Hani's room which she'd shot at with the bb gun.Xiumin's on a sofa and he check her out as she walks by.
I still need to see epsiode 8 ahh.I can't wait to see them together.
Saving that tumblr post for my XiuHani fodder folder

[miwa201.livejournal.com]

i ship hani with the hot assistant

[wi-arae.livejournal.com]

I think the hot assistant is my favorite cast member. He's so stoïc and then out of the blue "You're beautiful" *resumes job*

[magicpineapple.livejournal.com]

Yeeees after I started watching CS I fell in love w/ Hani, she kinda reminds me of me in certain respects haha. Her & Xiumin are adorbz together!

[fabulousdoll.livejournal.com]

A Style for You is making me like Heechul and I adore Hani, so I hope this friendship comes strong hahaha

[mamamoos.livejournal.com]

what would we do without heechul

[hyungmoney.livejournal.com]

lmao i honestly can't

[yakuniku-8.livejournal.com]

And the Grand Prix goes to... Heechul!!

[sra-interesante.livejournal.com]

lmao to his insane long tags
#Themoreyouanticipatethedissapointmentdoubles
#Atalethatevenkoreanfanscannotundrstand
#sorryforeignerfans

[tempestdance.livejournal.com]

lulz this translation does not include all the puns he made
the guy is hilarious

[shocko-o.livejournal.com]

aww all his cute descriptions of hani

[time.livejournal.com]

when is he gonna crosspost this to ao3 so i can give him kudos?

but i wonder if things are more fruitful in the exid fic department these days... i remember searching for exid fanfics, like, ages ago (probably last year), and when i typed that shit into google i swear i saw a little tumbleweed blow across the page.

[magicpineapple.livejournal.com]

and when i typed that shit into google i swear i saw a little tumbleweed blow across the page.

idk why but this made me laugh so hard

[revertigo.livejournal.com]

lollll that was cute thank god because i was expecting incest makjang

[jesymphony.livejournal.com]

Nothing can control my love for Heenim.

[atopworld.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief, lol..

[psharp10.livejournal.com]

good god heenim
although i expected something exactly like this but not like this at all orz

[atelierlune.livejournal.com]

Netizen Heechul, I salute you.

[huanyia.livejournal.com]

This made my day lmfao