NYAN EP 14 - Girls' Generation Died So Pluto Could Live

[jesaray.livejournal.com]

Tim,Shannon and Kiara discuss many things in this episode - fall comebacks, Julian Kang, G-Dragon, professional gaming in Korea - oh and a little incident that occurred in the past week involving a girl named Jessica, her abrupt dismissal from Girls' Generation and the huge mess left in its wake. Not Your Average Netizens goes through the timeline of what went down, try to distinguish rumor from fact and offer our own speculation on past and future events. Timestamps below:

1:00- fall comebacks, Raina solo album, Crayon Pop subunit, Jieun's minialbum '25', Mad Town, Girls' Day, Pluto (?)

18:00- Teen Top music show win, and Jun.K internet comment

26:40- Julian Kang, alcohol and drug use in South Korea

41:14- G-Dragon, 'molly' instagram pic

48:41- Kim Hyung Jun

55:00- Article, Estimated Expenses for Five-member Idol groups/plastic surgery in Korea, trainee expenses

1:15:40- FT Island, CN Blue favoritism scandal

1:24:00- SMTown concert no-shows, Luhan

1:29:00- JESSICA, SME AND GIRLS' GENERATION

2:23:00- League of Legends' popularity and success in Korea

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Comments

[xx-pinkstar.livejournal.com]

lol I heard about Pluto a few days ago and the first thing I said was the exact title of this post.

plus obviously Jessica + Ice Princess = Pluto. SUCH A LEGIT THEORY T B H.

[seishin.livejournal.com]

I wanted Pluto back (I'm a Scorpio dammit!), but not like this.

[icedevil0289.livejournal.com]

cries I sound like some rabid lu han stan but I'm pretty sure he only missed one exo concert which was in thailand. He made a return to the Beijing concerts right after but I assume he pushed himself for his home town and then he ended up missing sm town japan but so far thats it.

on another note smh at this pluto mess. idc ot9 forever!

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

Thank you for more information! I wasn't quite sure, I had just heard the "rumors" and didn't have time to look it up!

[donutism.livejournal.com]

Finally justice for Pluto!

It broke my heart when they got rid of pluto

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

Surely you can only have Pluto if you have Sedna and Quaoar and all the others as well. How many members can GG afford to lose?!

[kamoteatmani.livejournal.com]

I was just coming in here for the title lol.

Pluto is clearly Red Velvet y'all. All our fave SM girlgroups are dying for them.

Re: Here's a giggle for y'all

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

Re: Here's a giggle for y'all

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

Lmao

[simplyseasalt.livejournal.com]

Err, I think some of you are mistaken. Pluto is still not recognized as a part of the solar system. The IAU made the distinction that Pluto is a dwarf planet, and they are the ones that decide the classification of Pluto. They haven't retracted what they said.

[shineebambi.livejournal.com]

DONT SPREAD YOUR LOGICAL LIES HERE HARVARD SAID PLUTO IS REAL AND SHE HAS A SAILOR SCOUT AND THATS ALL THE PROOF WE NEED

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

Luhan missed Thailand and then came back for Beijing looking TERRIBLE...just putting it out there

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the clarification!

[toshi830.livejournal.com]

WOW AM I BEING BURNED EVERY WEEK NOW SHANNON SCREW YOU I ALREADY HAD C9 AND TSM LOST AND JESSICA GONE SCREW YOU

[achan123.livejournal.com]

hehhehehehehehehheeee!! they burned yyyyyyyooooouuu! lels!!

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

Lemme tell you how hurt I was by C9 and TSM losing :( I wore my C9 shirt all weekend hoping something would change the reality of the heartbreak I faced Friday night.

[toshi830.livejournal.com]

I mean I like samsung white too and blue to a lesser extent, but I can't be from the bay area without supporting bay life

I threw on this in hopes for a single game which yay typical white got cocky and lost one game bless


I also died a little inside when ninja Hai mission failed though that was a great moment

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so jealous! Did you actually get to meet them or did you order the autographed shirt?

I wanna go watch the LCS but it's on the worst days for me or it used to be anyways! I'm gonna try next year if nothing else to just meet people haha.

[toshi830.livejournal.com]

I went to PAX for my birthday and met up with most of the pros. I basically took selfies with a bunch of them and got all of tsm to sign my shirt and xpecial too though I felt kinda dick-ish for asking him, but he was cool about it

I miss when they were in San Jose I used to see hai randomly at the mall and talk to him about mid match ups

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

I'm sooo jealous of you ugh ;; I wanna go to PAX so bad, I wanted to go back before league really really blew up so the pros could still easily navigate through.

I went to S2 worlds and got to meet a couple of the pros, but not near as many as you that's super cool! I love Hai, man crush monday every monday.

[shineebambi.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING MY FRIEND WHEN IM FEELING ATTACKED BY THE KPOP INDUSTRY

[toshi830.livejournal.com]

WHO TAKES OUT THEIR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS ON THEIR FRIENDS SHANNON WHO DOES THAT

[shineebambi.livejournal.com]

ME I DO IF IM GOING TO HELL WITH SM IN A DAMN PINK HAND BASKET YOU BET YOUR ASS IM DRAGGING YALL WITH ME TO THE DEPTHS OF DISPAIR

[toshi830.livejournal.com]

wow suffer alone like everyone else you drama queen

[shineebambi.livejournal.com]

NO! NEVER!

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

Drag em Shannon!

[achan123.livejournal.com]

thanks for including the timestamps guys! totally helpful now :D :D

[dickslikejesus.livejournal.com]

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