EXO-M - Sina Weibo Chat

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

EXO-M just had an online chat with their fans, so I thought I'd share the cute and funny replies here. I hope you don't mind. :D






Kris I’m sad, what do I do?? Unhappy on Christmas eve….. you won’t even reply me.

-MERRY KRISMAS hehe




45) LUHAN!!!! Reply me! You’re seeing this right if you see it make a ‘zhi’ sound!!!

-ZHI~

49) Zhang Yixing you make a zhi sound too!!!

-Zhi~~ ZHI ZHI


58) Kris will you please make a zhi sound too

-YO

60) Geez, even Luhan worked up the courage to reply KRIS CAN’T YOU REPLY!?

-Okay

65) Kris will you make a zhi sound too I’m going crazy you’re so mean aahhhhhh screams

-yoyoyo

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3) It’s Christmas Eve today, is there anything you want to do with the other members?

-We’re waiting for Santa Claus~ we’re going to wait for Santa to give us our presents


7) Whose Chinese is better, Chen or Xiumin?

-It’s definitely…Chen~~ - BY XIUMIN


21) Tao, other than walking (running) by the sea, do you also like looking at snow?

-I like looking at snow. Do you want to go with me?


23) I want to know which one of you is the craziest.

-Crazy frog and Kungfu panda~


25) Chen, there’s someone in our class who looks a lot like you when he smiles. We all call him Chen haha.

-Really? Then I guess he must be ~very~ good looking - BY CHEN


27) Lu-ge! Is your jaw still attached! (referring to the way he laughs)

-Ayooo it’s still there~! Haha


28) Tao look here! Pick one, walking by the sea or shopping!

-Shopping~!


29) Who’s typing? It’s pretty fast, definitely not Wu yi fan~

-It’s really not Wu yi fan - BY KRIS


32) ZHANG YIXING!!! I’M GOING TO SCREAM TTT

-AHHHHHHHHHHH ROAR


35) Tao, hot girl and money, which do you like more?

-I want it all~!


40) Kris, look here look here! Carry my books for me

-Give your books here~!


41) Kris, would it kill you to reply me??? Would it???

- :)


43) How many inches is panda Tao’s waist?

-My body is so nice you won’t even be able to imagine


47) Kris oppa, I bet you won’t reply me, I’ll bet you an entire box of Ace

-You lost~! Haha


51) XIUMIN OPPA REPLY ME!! If you reply your face will slim down!! Believe me!!!

-OKAY I’LL BELIEVE YOU


52) Kim Jongdae! Chen?? Did you disappear? Went missing? Did you guys call the police?

-I will always live on in your heart~!


56) Tao, I’m monk Tang, do you like me? I’m talking about you, peacock princess~

-I don’t like people with no hair hahahaha [joking


57) Luhan, do you dare to reply me!

-Yes~


62) Tao Tao!!! Hurry and reply me!! I love you the most! I bet you a box of leopard print that you won’t reply me, do you want to try! Wish me good luck on my exams

-Compared to pandas, I like leopard print more hahaha


63) Zhang Yixing, Luhan, Xiumin, I’m about to take my exams, wish me luck, I’ve been sitting here for so long!

-Good luck - BY XIUMIN


64) Baozi, Baozi, I’m angry, I sent 4-5 questions and you didn’t reply to any.

-Don’t be angry ^^


66) Kim Jongdae I’m going crazy…reply me

-You really are a pretty girl


73) Huang Zitao!! I’m talking to you, you panda pretending to be a human!!!!

-I’m not a panda pretending to be a human, don’t talk about me like that hahaha


You can read all the replies here





Sources: translation of the chat (oh-luhans); picture (fyeahexo); original source for picture and chat (jsbcjstv)



I hope everything is in order. :)

Thanks to design_ok for sharing this first at exochocolate

Comments

[flumes.livejournal.com]

ugh they are so.........:C

[consequences.livejournal.com]

i still can't accept that kris himself used the krismas joke lol

[anconeous.livejournal.com]

I KNEW he'd crack that joke one of these days.

I love it. LOL

[anconeous.livejournal.com]

These babies! :D

[metafictionally]

51) XIUMIN OPPA REPLY ME!! If you reply your face will slim down!! Believe me!!!

-OKAY I’LL BELIEVE YOU

NO DONT SAY SUCH A THING OMFG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

[kanbinayume.livejournal.com]

IA totally, he's flawless

[yingmoon26.livejournal.com]

MY LOVE FOR THEM JUST GREW EVEN MORE, IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE. CREYING. I wanted to comment on some but then as I scrolled down I realized it's not possible because they are all so adorkably hilarious!
They are all such trolls!!!

[in-noctem.livejournal.com]

Lmao I don't even know why I'm laughing so hard at this

43) How many inches is panda Tao’s waist?

-My body is so nice you won’t even be able to imagine

[imienazwisko.livejournal.com]

Haha me too xD it's gold. in every possible way lol

[markthatcoin.livejournal.com]

omo... i just clicked to exochocolate for the first time, i'm not sure i'm ready for that yet lmao. i really loled at this one tho:

35) Tao, hot girl and money, which do you like more?

-I want it all~!

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

Come to us at ExoChocolate...we have cookies

[klauses.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD i love them soooooo much, seriously, seeing an exo-m post lights up my whole day

21) Tao, other than walking (running) by the sea, do you also like looking at snow?
-I like looking at snow. Do you want to go with me?



TAO I LOVE YOU

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

My precious M trolls...these boys are the best

(http://hipployta.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/500/19159)

[momomoing.livejournal.com]

Here to support OP and to promote


We have lots of spams, you will never go hungry!!

[seung-is-my-ho.livejournal.com]

Me gusta... def following! :)

[seung-is-my-ho.livejournal.com]

Kris and Chen... >__>ugh you adorable trolls.

BUT OMFG TAOZI YOU GREEDY BOY. lolz Tao wanna be ballin' like Jay Z. don't worry dear, your time will come ;P

[ari-meh.livejournal.com]

omg bunch of trolling idiots ; _ ;

[taiyouhana.livejournal.com]

ugh these boys ;A; i fall in love with them more and more ;__:

[kissuholic.livejournal.com]

These made me laugh so much xD these trolls, i love their humour!

[soramai.livejournal.com]

Yes, another exo post on omona, I like it. Lol, I already read all of this but it's still very funny.

52) Kim Jongdae! Chen?? Did you disappear? Went missing? Did you guys call the police?

-I will always live on in your heart~!

lol, Chen, stop!

[melizah.livejournal.com]

They should do this more often.

Still krying over "MERRY KRISMAS hehe". Kris you blew your cover... He's onto us obviously.

[frantastic.livejournal.com]

47) Kris oppa, I bet you won’t reply me, I’ll bet you an entire box of Ace

-You lost~! Haha

AN ENTIRE BOX OF ACE LMAO

[amayami.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one wondering if there were like 40k questions received how in the name of Krisus all we got answers to were these? xD Tao shined through the chat only because he got the most decent Qs and by the most decent i mean actually asking for smth and not only asking for reply sigh

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

I sometimes wonder about these things too.

But knowing the type of questions they get on their fanboards, I knew not to get my hopes up here tbh.

[kanbinayume.livejournal.com]

tao is super sassy, kris is obv rubbing off on chen, NEEDS MORE XIUMIN, luhan is insane, yixing is adorable, what else is new.

25) Chen, there’s someone in our class who looks a lot like you when he smiles. We all call him Chen haha.

-Really? Then I guess he must be ~very~ good looking - BY CHEN

I literally--

[lee-chikin.livejournal.com]

62) Tao Tao!!! Hurry and reply me!! I love you the most! I bet you a box of leopard print that you won’t reply me, do you want to try! Wish me good luck on my exams

-Compared to pandas, I like leopard print more hahaha

TAO. JUST. CAN YOU. Damn, you definitely upped the game for the "most diva of kpop" challenge.

[engraved-16.livejournal.com]

ajdjsdkl; omg tao, stop
-I like looking at snow. Do you want to go with me?

35) Tao, hot girl and money, which do you like more?

-I want it all~!

-My body is so nice you won’t even be able to imagine

-I’m not a panda pretending to be a human, don’t talk about me like that hahaha

[rezzypenguin.livejournal.com]

I've read this pretty late but I am happy for the fans! Kris use the Krismas joke on me too xDD