This is a Jonghyun SNS post.

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

@realjonghyun90 I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewep dgjsjjdgeubeutdeudnjjdeuteueukdbneud I wanna fall asleoshinseusyeusdsddbdideodjreokdsdo gonna sleeps neodsddid gonna sleep eodsdshdb tuck me in jsdweeugdeusdjijsdsotdij wanna sleepdgdbdnuisjnjj ack eok ke!!!!!!!

@realjonghyun90 Yes, hyung~ Yes, noona~ Aigo, I can’t fall asleep~

@realjonghyun90 I am a New Yorker. I live on New York time in Korea yep yep. It’s a secret that I’ve only been to New York a few times.

@realjonghyun90 New Yorkers, stand up! This long night explodes with UFO replies fireworks bbaby!!

[Fan] Hello, I’m a fan of SHINee who lives in New Yolk!

[Jonghyun] Yolk

[Fan] What are you doing not sleeping at this hour? Are you thinking about me~?

[Jonghyun] Not thinking about you.

Source: 밍쯔. @ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] Wah wah. Hey, Jonghyun. Let’s ask Kibum if we can borrow aroma candles so we can sleep well

[Jonghyun] don’t wanna

[Fan] Hey, Jonghyun. I can’t sleep either. Let’s ask Kibum if we can borrow aroma candles so we can sleep well

[Jonghyun] gonna start a fire no no

[Fan] Jonghyun, If you don’t like aroma candles, let’s wash up in warm water and drink warm water and go to sleep.

[Jonghyun] I already washed up

[Fan] It’d be better to wait to fall asleep keke

[Jonghyun] keke I can’t

[Fan] Then exercise so you can get tired. Like push-ups or sit-ups or something.

[Jonghyun] I already exercised

[Fan] TT I hope you can sleep soon

[Jonghyun] Let's sleep

[Fan] Jonghyun is so kind so I can see that he wants to reply to all the UFOs

[Jonghyun] I want to do them all but it’s impossible T-T

Source: 440kcal @ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] Because of you, many have been touched and felt hope in their lives. Thank you and I'll always love you.

[Jonghyun] It's what I should do.

Source: 밤이눈 @ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] I love you tomorrow as well. I love you the day after as well. I love you the day after tomorrow as well. I love you forever.

[Jonghyun] thanks

Source: 나랑드 @ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] –unknown-

[Jonghyun] Hehe you sleep well too. Don’t be sick.

[Fan] If you reply to me, I won’t eat you

[Jonghyun] Eat me

[Fan] –unknown-

[Jonghyun] hwaidd (T/N: He mistyped hwaidding/hwaiting.)

Source: ㅇㅇ@ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] I miss you

[Jonghyun] me too

[Fan] can you help me sleep

[Jonghyun] pat pat

Source: @lovely_0408

[Fan]Why is it that I always get nervous even though I’ve seen you for 5 years? Why do I like you more and more TTTT? Is it a sickness TTTT?

[Jonghyun] Jonghyun sickness

Source: Nabbayo.com

[Fan] 휴ㅅ휴 crying Jonhyon kㅎ hiding behind a wall Jonhyon ♥ㅅ♥ falling for me after seeing me Jonhyon

[Jonghyun] random continuous typos

Source: * @ SHINee DC Gallery

Fan] Looking for a Jonghyun that will sing me a lullaby@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Jonghyun] No no there is no such Jonghyun

[Fan] -unknown-

[Jonghyun] Be strong. There are many people around you who are protecting you and there are many people that you are protecting as well.

Source: SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] Do you know that your D&G Time shoot this time around is really cool? I fainted after seeing the shoot d<-<.... TT_TT♥

[Jonghyun] I fainted too

[Fan] What are we gonna do since you can't sleep TTTT! I want to tuck you in TTTTTT New Yorker oppa, hurry up and go to sleep

[Jonghyun] T_TT I can't sleep

Source: @JJONGduck9

[Fan] -unknown-

[Jonghyun] Cry out loud once. Look at the mirror & shake it off. I've cried like that before & others will have times like that too. Cheer up. You're not alone.

Source: 닝닝구급차 @ SHINee DC Gallery

[Fan] Oppa hehe play with me~~!!

[Jonghyun] what do we do

[Fan] What do you mean what~ I’m UFOing so I can play with you hehe reply to me over!

[Jonghyun] ok!

[Fan] Shwiiiiiiiii................................ You will need to pee

[Fan] Who.... said to use such cute words....?

[Fan] Shwiiiiiiiii................................ You will need to pee

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

[Jonghyun] Shwiii...... You will need to pee.... Pee is a harmful word so you’ll be spammed

(T/N: Shwiii is... the sound of peeing... and he sent this 7 times.)

Source: 엣취※ @ SHINee DC Gallery

@realjonghyun90 UFO ends!

Twitter credits: tweets sourced from Jonghyun's Twitter; translation by shiningtweets, SFI's account for Twitter translations, screencaps taken from ForeverShiningSHINee's Tumblr.
UFO credits: UFO replies sourced from credited individuals, translation by kimchi hana at SFI, found here and at ForevershiningSHINee's Tumblr. 

Comments

[nighttimefalls.livejournal.com]

such an endearing trolldork

[goldynchickie.livejournal.com]

I love my little puppy troll

[illustratedd.livejournal.com]

[Fan] I love you tomorrow as well. I love you the day after as well. I love you the day after tomorrow as well. I love you forever.
[Jonghyun] thanks

so i basically cackled

"THANKS"

[kaylaa7x.livejournal.com]

Lol +1.

It's like, fan: heartfelt love confession. Jonghyun: thx bro

Hahaha

[aifurikuri.livejournal.com]

Dying!!!!

[tokidoki88.livejournal.com]

Do I see "One of a kind" reference?:D

[goldenrosalie.livejournal.com]

that's what i'm wondering about too

[prettyminstrel.livejournal.com]

THANKS

[prettyminstrel.livejournal.com]

nae hyung, nae noona~ <<this is my new addictive catchphrase omg

[hisjulliet.livejournal.com]

[Fan] 휴ㅅ휴 crying Jonhyon kㅎ hiding behind a wall Jonhyon ♥ㅅ♥ falling for me after seeing me Jonhyon
[Jonghyun] random continuous typos

lol

[fadeintoyou.livejournal.com]

"Be strong. There are many people around you who are protecting you and there are many people that you are protecting as well." and "Cry out loud once. Look at the mirror & shake it off. I've cried like that before & others will have times like that too. Cheer up. You're not alone."

i really like his responses here. there's more to him than meets the eye.

thanks to twitter and all the posts on omona, he's definitely become my fav shinee member.

[hisjulliet.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why people think he's a real douche. It never seemed like it to me at all... Yeah, he's cocky with his face, but can you blame the dude? lol

[kasayu.livejournal.com]

okay i promised myself i wouldn't until after finals, but who am i to ignore Jjong post? ;~;

lol I love him when he's being a dork but can we talk about this?
Be strong. There are many people around you who are protecting you and there are many people that you are protecting as well.
&
Cry out loud once. Look at the mirror & shake it off. I've cried like that before & others will have times like that too. Cheer up. You're not alone.

...also, i'm clearly overworked because i've misread the 'tuck me'

[hitsujiga.livejournal.com]

i didn't even work and read it as fuck me XDDDD i think smth else is missing in our lives~ 8')

[hitsujiga.livejournal.com]

bored jjong is bored and can't sleep xD let the ufo-spree begin~

is the text the fans send to get encouragement not known? i mean it's nice what he replies but it got me curious as to what fans wrote him. TT

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

Maybe there's an option to make the question invisible? Maybe he did that out of courtesy or something.

[hugtimes.livejournal.com]

can i say that i love his dp very, very much?

[exo-cath.livejournal.com]

So do I :3

[reelrecnizereel.livejournal.com]

LML he is definitely a sassy one.

[deerlike.livejournal.com]

lol this idiot.

[kanbinayume.livejournal.com]

jonghyun what

[kaylaa7x.livejournal.com]

Jonghyun/social media otp

[kiminikaeru.livejournal.com]

he's so dumb i love him

[she-devil666.livejournal.com]

i love this man T^T he's so awesome!

[albuuurt.livejournal.com]

i need to pee now

[redgreendress.livejournal.com]

Now I have to pee.

[amandaplan.livejournal.com]

flawless man

[45s.livejournal.com]

[Fan] Hello, I’m a fan of SHINee who lives in New Yolk!
[Jonghyun] Yolk
[Fan] What are you doing not sleeping at this hour? Are you thinking about me~?
[Jonghyun] Not thinking about you.

[episkia.livejournal.com]

:')

he's so precious.

[talklikeazombie.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha what a weirdo x)

[jxsica.livejournal.com]

I wanna simultaneously punch and hug him idek.

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

stop lying to yourself, you know you love him.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

I want whatever drugs he is on. (I said that to my friend and she was like "HDU jjong is only high on life!" lolol) jjong is such an adorable goof. you should have posted his tweets trolling minho about his drama too. too bad minho hasnt been around lately to get jjong back, hopefully he is carefully planning his revenge while he is shooting his drama.

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

Minho has had his revenge, haha! I will make a post for it soon.