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Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around.
This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody's lap and teabagging someone in Halo. Super sexy, that's what I'm trying to say here. Just make sure there are no children peeping over your shoulder when you watch the video, otherwise you're gonna have to explain where babies come from (I suggest lying and telling them every time you go potty there's a small chance you'll have a baby).
Hit the jump for a commercial with more grinding and fake-sexing than I felt comfortable watching and I've watched a crazy self-talker hump a bus seat LIVE before.
Go to 0:30 for the start
omg i cant with the fake ass testimonies at the end, especially with the middleaged couple
Source: geekologie mummra1976@yt
Mods, i know this has nothing to do with kpop but it's fucking hilarious. OP would also like to bring to yall some fitness fact- just because you exercise your abs doesnt mean the fat over it is going to go away, it doesnt work that way gurl, your body will use the fat that is put on last, meaning if you gain fat on your stomach first, its going to go away last, so this machine is a fad.
Would you buy it Omona? post your fav fitness fad machine, shakeweight is too obvious lmao!
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Date: 2012-07-25 05:59 pm (UTC)Too bad it's fake...
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Date: 2012-07-25 05:59 pm (UTC)the woman in the blue jumpsuit falling down repeatedly at 1:40 is my favorite thing.
someone make that a "you tried" gif.
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Date: 2012-07-25 06:16 pm (UTC)but yeah, changing your diet and doing aerobic workouts are key to losing tummy fat.
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Date: 2012-07-25 07:33 pm (UTC)Lee Joon? Siwon? Jonghyun?
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Date: 2012-07-25 08:15 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkN26Ewt8M
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Date: 2012-07-25 08:32 pm (UTC)That's all I thought of while watching the video.
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Date: 2012-07-26 08:41 am (UTC)Big Shake
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Date: 2012-07-26 08:39 am (UTC)seriously i'm pretty sure this loses 99% of the benefit of horseback riding because your feet are on the floor and your knees aren't gripping anything. maybe this would help with squats or something if you're weak?
they need to try to sell this in america lmao
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Date: 2012-07-26 10:25 am (UTC)LOL i will bet the America will eat that shit up
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Date: 2012-07-26 09:36 pm (UTC)"The uro club comes with a towel and appears that you are just checking out your club."
XD
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