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Following in her sister’s footsteps, f(x)’s Krystal will be throwing the first pitch in the baseball match between the Doosan Bears and Nexen Heroes on June 19th to cheer for the Doosan Bears.

Minutes after the announcement, Doosan shares, which had been trading at ₩125,000 (107 USD) dropped 90% in value as panicked investors coordinated a massive sell-off amid concerns that Krystal’s pitch would be worse or as bad as her sister’s. Despite Doosan’s best efforts, though, it doesn’t seem as if stock prices are going to recover anytime soon. ”It’s a terrible image for any company to have,” said Kim Kyung Jin, a Doosan insider who is not authorized to speak on the matter. ”In Korean tradition, if you have a bad opening pitch, everyone involved on that side will be cursed with bad fortune and seven years of bad sex. This is why investors are so panicked and trying to sell.”

Her agency released a statement to calm investors. “Even in the middle of Krystal’s busy schedule for f(x)’s new album promotion, she is practicing diligently to show off an awesome pitch.”

Currently, Doosan stock is trading at ₩500 (43 cents).

Meanwhile, on Twitter, widespread speculation on how far Krystal’s pitch will go has a led to the creation of a massive betting pool.

Source: TheYangpa

Date: 2012-06-16 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gashinenai.livejournal.com
In Korean tradition, if you have a bad opening pitch, everyone involved on that side will be cursed with bad fortune and seven years of bad sex
WAT
Image

Date: 2012-06-16 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breakinglocks.livejournal.com
this made me laugh so much xD

Date: 2012-06-16 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisukaori.livejournal.com
My reaction exactly.

Date: 2012-06-16 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kanot.livejournal.com
LMAO a+

Date: 2012-06-16 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocko-o.livejournal.com
LMAO wat did u do sica unni?

Date: 2012-06-17 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] engraved-16.livejournal.com
I FCKN DIED WHEN I READ THAT OMG.

Date: 2012-06-17 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annhh.livejournal.com
lolz +1

Date: 2012-06-18 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earthequality.livejournal.com
tears streaming down my face lolol

Date: 2012-06-16 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikilove13.livejournal.com
Lol. That has to hurt, but I suppose that's what happens when you go from a terrible pitch by one sister and enlist the other to do the pitch as well. After all, didn't Jessica's terrible pitch make it into American sports news?

Date: 2012-06-16 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peanim.livejournal.com
It made it into the weekly worst plays, some list like that. Hahahaha

Date: 2012-06-16 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikilove13.livejournal.com
Lol, I kind of remember that. Was it ESPN?
Edited Date: 2012-06-16 06:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-16 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peanim.livejournal.com
Yep!

I'm sure Krystal will do much better than her sister.
Edited Date: 2012-06-16 07:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-16 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peanim.livejournal.com
It shouldn't hurt though, not that much, hahaha. Article was just written for kicks. :)
If you've seen Krystal on her skating show (Kiss & Cry) you won't be worried for her lawl.

Date: 2012-06-16 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juhli.livejournal.com
Love this gif xD

Date: 2012-06-16 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldynchickie.livejournal.com
Image (http://imgur.com/9gkgq)

Date: 2012-06-16 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setsuna16.livejournal.com
Watch BB Jung put them all to shame.

Date: 2012-06-16 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] we-rob-banks.livejournal.com
dying @ this being posted

she'll probably throw a perfect strike tbh

Date: 2012-06-16 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-erotomanic.livejournal.com
i didn't know the onion has a korean version a la omona.

anyhoo, sports people are some of the most superstitious people in the world.

Date: 2012-06-16 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epona.livejournal.com
fake news is allowed to be posted now?

Date: 2012-06-16 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asnindie.livejournal.com
Well the Ukiss/B1a4/nugus having explosive popularity in Japan posts were posted so I don't see the harm.

Date: 2012-06-16 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cruel-disorder.livejournal.com
Uh this is false right? lol

Date: 2012-06-16 07:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-16 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bear100.livejournal.com
Still laughing about how Jess made ESPN's Not the top 10 list.

Date: 2012-06-16 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisukaori.livejournal.com
First reaction:
Image (http://s781.photobucket.com/albums/yy94/HarisuKaori/GIFs%20Tohoshinki/?action=view&current=2vdrww6.gif)

Second reaction:
Image (http://s781.photobucket.com/albums/yy94/HarisuKaori/GIFs%20Tohoshinki/?action=view&current=2aeuk4n.gif)

Date: 2012-06-16 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] es2pido.livejournal.com
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLED so hard on this satire

Date: 2012-06-16 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msdaccxx.livejournal.com
nice work!

*follows yangpa*

Date: 2012-06-16 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edenslullaby.livejournal.com
rofl what happened here, mods?

Date: 2012-06-16 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shanny-w.livejournal.com
it's beautiful!

Date: 2012-06-16 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k0dama.livejournal.com
lol whaaaaaat
Well make sure to coach her a little. She's probably a fast learn.

Date: 2012-06-16 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldxdew.livejournal.com
DAYUMM them Koreans be serious about their baseball.

And good luck to Krystal! No Pressure. XD

Date: 2012-06-16 05:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-16 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umbrella-smile.livejournal.com
OMG There is a Korean news version of The Onion?!

Date: 2012-06-16 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murderistx.livejournal.com
Have they not seen her on Dream Team ?

Date: 2012-06-16 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cottonowl.livejournal.com
I am loling SO. HARD.

Date: 2012-06-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebluemonk.livejournal.com
Image (http://tinypic.com?ref=2w585xi)

Date: 2012-06-16 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drownamydrown.livejournal.com
Lmaoooo. Pple go to the source!

Date: 2012-06-16 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falling-cookie.livejournal.com
Lol I believed this for a second.

Date: 2012-06-16 07:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-06-16 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amandaplan.livejournal.com
omg following yangpa now.

Date: 2012-06-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iznanassi.livejournal.com
This is why no one likes Jessica.

Date: 2012-06-16 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisterjune.livejournal.com
loling at all the people who think this is real XD. Cant wait to see Krystal's pitch tho. It'll have to be really awesome to make up for the shame her sister caused XD

Date: 2012-06-16 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miki-831.livejournal.com
lmao! oh lawd, this made me l ol

Date: 2012-06-17 07:29 am (UTC)

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