Attention SHINee World Online

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

Tired of having your oppa ignore you for days on end? Realizing that stanning too falls under the law of diminishing returns? Do you wish oppa would stop lurking and just start commenting? Well, then, have you tried Twitter? Yes, Twitter! Twitter is your one stop shop for all your oppa needs. And that's not all: once you subscribe to your very own Twitter oppa, you are not only ensured regular updates but a lucky few will also receive personalized updates!

Translation Neonb, I love you. Neonline. Neonbeagle. Napolneonb. Neon. Expensive shoes, ne?!Onbiyeo?! (Expensive shoes, yes?! Rain you say?!) Neon rain is falling. Neonb I love you. Neonb jjang

What was her review of our service? Find out for yourself. Unsurprisingly amusing things are also always a great way to get yourself some love from him.

Not convinced enough to click? How about if we told you there's a video of oppa doing benchpresses inside? Jonghyun's love is up for grabs, netizens, it's time to get cracking.

Sources ForeverShiningSHINee's Tumblr, Jonghyun's Twitter, eimanjjong's YouTube

Comments

[bea-chan22.livejournal.com]

Jjong, this is why I love you. My goodness you're such a perfectly imperfect derp. <3

[devilstay.livejournal.com]

I legit never have any idea wtf Jonghyun is talking about his twitter. I just love his trolling ways.

[my-faux-pas.livejournal.com]

IKR. I usually understand other celebrities' tweets. But Jonghyun uses words that are confusing and really.... weird. Cute though.

[cuethemusicc.livejournal.com]

lol, he's always using really weird bad puns. He's like a little kid that's using twitter for the first time ^^

[bubble-monkey9.livejournal.com]

he uses a lot of internet slang haha that's why it's hard to understand him

[xaoiholic.livejournal.com]

this dude will be the death of me some day, i swear

[already.livejournal.com]

jjong could be a member of omona really the way he trolls about.
and wow, this kind of stalkerish fancam gives me the creeps.

[falling-empress.livejournal.com]

lol i wouldn't be surprised if he ever does come here

[anconeous.livejournal.com]

He better be naked in his teaser pic. Might as well put all that gym time to good use.

LMAO I love his Twitter. Even Hongki tweeted him something like, "Ya! Snap out of it!"

[gundae.livejournal.com]

and now jonghyun is following hongki.

[ashyvt.livejournal.com]

hahahah that's so funny! now that I'm following him on twitter he's messing up my bias list goddammit

[ababobaby.livejournal.com]

god, this guy

[iheartmango.livejournal.com]

i love jonghyun on twitter. you can just tell how much free time he has by the amount of korean internet memes he knows.

[anconeous.livejournal.com]

THIS. I remember SHINee sasaengs saying Jjong's life was basically dorm --> practice room --> gym --> walk around/enjoy his fame --> take taxi to go back to the dorm. Bb loves his free time. LMAO.

[izon-no-niwa.livejournal.com]

the 1st paragraph of this post really hit me

[devilstay.livejournal.com]

I snorted real hard. ikr, it's like a very well done advertisement.

[ababobaby.livejournal.com]

ifkr, lol

[idyllise.livejournal.com]

I love him so hard omg he brings such joy and insanity into my tweet feeds LOL. The inane things he tweets about sometimes. ..

He is crack <3 Fangirling him into forever!!!!!

[onlylexy.livejournal.com]

.....Stalker fan is stalking. But at least she's keeping her distance.

[shuwei.livejournal.com]

Noona recently got married and is focusing on her husband so don’t do this to me
It was hard enough to stay sane when the comeback teaser came up the day before my deadline
lol irl she sounds cute.

wtf is that video tho :l

[uledy.livejournal.com]

really hope his tweets don't slow down once they start promotions and touring...

the only reason i'm on twitter now tbh :3

[nana-jjong.livejournal.com]

mah trolling bb he's such a moron ilh soobs

[flumpool-shinee.livejournal.com]

lmao this guy. his arabic post still had me laughing every time i see it

[failingxsmiles.livejournal.com]

The music choice that fan used... Reiterates the creepiness of it all.

[steelsigns.livejournal.com]

hahaha I went back to listen to the song
~I don't wanna be in love alone~

[lesth.livejournal.com]

I'm sure in SHINee, he wouldn't be the only troll on twitter.

[lynndazzled.livejournal.com]

Iawtc..

[lynndazzled.livejournal.com]

This post is full of win!~ i snorted, giggled and just loled...hehe twitter is much more fun with him and his trolling ways bb is crawling up my bias list!!~~

[dio-elaclaire.livejournal.com]

His stupid makes this world a better place, really.

[lolly1588.livejournal.com]

AWESOME opening line

[bubble-monkey9.livejournal.com]

lol I love jjong, but we really don't need an update for everytime he tweets..

[hitsujiga.livejournal.com]

i still don't get wtf he is saying....idiot. XD

[jaerotic.livejournal.com]

Jonghyun is such a /netizen/ omg. :))
How many puns will you make with 네온비 jjong. ;_;
shawols are lucky.

[falling-empress.livejournal.com]

he is such a weirdo lol

i'm glad he was already my stan lol

[engraved-16.livejournal.com]

god, i love you jonghyun.

[cherrysakura16.livejournal.com]

XDD his posts make my day! <33

btw that stalker video is creepy. Leave the Dino to his exercising!!

[jxsica.livejournal.com]

I obviously need to link him to my tumblr, so he can find my SHINee gifs and tell me he loves me.

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

I'd rec you in a heartbeat~