omonatheydid | THIS IS IT! OMNTDAs FINAL RESULTS! MWAHAHA!

Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls!
Oppars and Unnirs!
Sunbaes and hoobaes!
Ahjusshis and Ahjummas!
Nugus and...non-nugus???

WELCOME to this year's fantabulous, super duper awesome epic event of 2011...of this century...of all ti--

/GETS BRICKED

Audience member: "Get on with it, Dr. Squirrelyworth!"

Me: "OH, ALRIGHT! Hold your nuts...No, not THOSE nuts...whatever. You know what I mean!"

Anyway, to open up the OMNTDAs, we have our first act of the evening. You all know them. These fierce ladies first came on the Kpop scene, letting everyone know how bad yet good they were. That's right! Omona, let's welcome to the stage miss A!

Alright, moving on to the announcing some our OMNTDA winners. Let's have a look!

Golden Nugu Award
Pledis Boys

Best Vocal
Junsu (2PM)

Congratulations to the winners so far! Bravo! Now to move on with the program for the night (and keep it moving cuz we on a budget here, people)! I think everyone will enjoy this next performance. These two are TROUBLE, and they bringing to Omona! Everyone, a warm applause for Troublemaker!

Now, let me explain. We originally had gotten contact with CUBE Entertainment to request an appearance by Troublemaker. At first they agreed, however, due to scheduling complications at the last moment, we had to...erm...find replacements. However, the replacements did great, right? Right? :D .....okay, keeping it moving!

Here it is! Our next set of winners!

Entertainment Company
SME

Best Group
Moshpit Kids

Congratulations to the winners! *applause* This next group to come out is one of our special guests! They are actually one of the winners of the night. Everyone, have a great time listening to the best group of 2011, Moshpit Kids!

Yaaaay~ weren't they precious? :3

Moving on! Up next, we have our international special guest! No matter what day of the week it is (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.) this song is everyone's hearts. Omona, I bring to you our special guest...

Bravo! Splendid! Unlike any other performance tonight! :D Don't you all agree?

*crickets*

...oic. Okay. We gonna keep it going~

Finally, our next set of winners for the night! Here they go!

Best Concept
Super Junior "Ubersexual Concept

MV of the Year
Heart2Heart

Now to finish off the night, we will have our ultimate performance by our Artist of the Year! We all know this wonderful artist. This artist spread like wildfire on the internet. Youtube sensation! Everyone, I present to you the Artist of the Year...

Click here for the Epic Performance!

Thank you all for coming out tonight! Hope to see you in the next--

PD: (Pssst, Squirrelyworth! What are you doing?)

Me: Hehe excuse me, folks ^^; *turns around to continue telepathic conversation* (Yes, what's the problem?)

PD: (Problem? Where are the other categories?!)

Me: (I ate them.)

PD: (Ate them?!?!?!)

Me: (Oh, I'm just kidding ^^ I don't eat categories; too many calories. What had happened was--)

Audience member: Um...the awards ceremony...it's still going, right?

Me: *turns around* Ah yes! The awards ceremony. We gonna cut it a little short tonight, people.

Audience: *whispers among themselves*

Me: You see...*sighs* The other results...it is quite the tragedy actually. We, meaning the OMNTDA Committee and I...um...tallied all the results and were getting ready to post them on Omona for all you lovely people to see. Suddenly, out the blue, we got a mysterious phone call.

I answered the phone.

It was not who I expected.

It was the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family (a.k.a. those f***ers who ban everything).

They caught wind of our awards program here in Omona through, what they called, reliable sources. They asked us to change the results of the awards because they were too harmful to the health of Omona. Of course, we refused because we wanted to present the results in full.

They had no other choice.

They banned us.

PD: *LE GASP*

Me: However, we truly fought against their efforts to ruin the awards. With the little freedom we had left and the last ounce of strength of getting everything together, we went in to rescue the categories that were captured by the MOFOS...I mean MOGEF. We were able to save a few. But...not all of them could make it... *holds head down*

PD: *tears up* Those poor categories.

Me: Please, Omona, if you will, let us have a moment of silence for the poor categories lost along the way.

*moment of silence*

Me: Alright, that's enough of that. OKAY! I would like to thank everyone for coming out tonight, and I hope you to see you in the next OMNTDA post :D *cough cough* See you later~