Big Bang's Punny G-Market CFs!

[dysphoriia.livejournal.com]

TOP: Why are you provoking me? Why are you provoking only me?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ONLY ME?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ME?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ONLY ME?!
Daesung: We’re provoking because you’re in your 20s (Alternative: It’s 12 because you’re in your 20s)
Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount. 2012, Big Bang is starting. 2012, G Market.

[T/N: The Korean word for provoking an argument or a fight with someone is “shi-bi”, which sounds the same in pronunciation as “ship-eee” (or “shib-eee”), which means “twelve”. Daesung’s line is a play on the words based on TOP’s line)

GD: So what is it today?
TOP: 끝말잇기 (A Korean game in which one person says a word, and the next person thinks of a word that starts with the last letter/syllable of that word, and so on). Eee-ship (20).
GD: Ship? Ship-eee (12).
TOP: Eee-ship (20).
GD: Ship-eee (12).
TOP: (scoff) Eee-ship (20).
(GTOP keeps repeating same thing)
Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount. 2012, Big Bang is starting. 2012, G Market.

GD: How many times do you want to get hit?
Seungri: 20 times
Taeyang: 20 times?
Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount. 2012, Big Bang is starting. 2012, G Market

[T/N: “20 times” in Seungri’s line is the same as the Korean term used for “people in their 20s” (20대)]

Videos: GmarketZone
Translations: fuckyeahbigbangstuff 1, 2, 3

Comments

[shintotchi.livejournal.com]

I am so genuinely amused, mostly by the first and 2nd commercial. XD Top's expression in the 2nd one was so lolzy. He was like Tch, you really htink my answer will change? XD Loved them. Glad to see DaeDae back

[shintotchi.livejournal.com]

...kekeke Dae...back.....Daebak

[uledy.livejournal.com]

ha! you should be writing these commercials

[crinkledpaper.livejournal.com]

[cher-ex3.livejournal.com]

A++

[blindmuffins.livejournal.com]

Legit read that as #masterinpain.
Oops.

[ghina93.livejournal.com]

Lol I love how they used 3 of the most popular big bang pairings xD icwudt

[jyouzebin.livejournal.com]

lol iawtc

[naturalhonee.livejournal.com]

haha they know their stuff!

[tees2mai.livejournal.com]

todae isn't very popular tho

[ghina93.livejournal.com]

Well gdragon/taeyang is probably more popular but todae is pretty well-known too

[tees2mai.livejournal.com]

i've always felt that todae isn't shipped as a pairing. right now, even topri is shipped more than them

[ghina93.livejournal.com]

topri has always been popular though, being the two seunghyuns. i haven't been very active in the bb fandom so you're probably right ^^

[tees2mai.livejournal.com]

topri became very popular this year. it used to be shipped by ten people in fandom lol

right now, i think the only popular ship is gtop.

[amandaplan.livejournal.com]

I loved the word association one!
TOP's scoff <3

[appare.livejournal.com]

Love them. :)

So you seriously get 12% off if you are in your 20s?

[4minutesluts.livejournal.com]

more like nearly all of their customers are in their 20s and they raise the base prices 12%, probably

[2ne3rd.livejournal.com]

So much pent up sexual tension between GRi

[t-domination.livejournal.com]

lmao i love this

[youxstolexit.livejournal.com]

These are hilarious. I love korean puns.

[ori0n.livejournal.com]

ilship shipil ilship hehehehhe

puns are always punny. ♥

[kerynr.livejournal.com]

lol I love these videos. And now, I realized that I'm in love with TOP.

[nissy-angel.livejournal.com]

daesung. Love that guy. XD

[automatic-love.livejournal.com]

lol

[breakinglocks.livejournal.com]

I can't. I'm crying because it's so funny lol.
Am I the only one who thinks that the 3rd is amazing for Gri shippers?

[chaincombo.livejournal.com]

Love these guys

[forgedeternally.livejournal.com]

1. They look so cute. 2. DAE, why so cute and funny? 3. All the secret sounding music makes it seem like an actionthriller movice. :D 4. WHY YOU ALL LOOK SO GOODDD?