Changmin's Best Part Deux
2009-06-20 02:22 amFan : Who does oppa belong to??? ME~~~
ChangMin : No way
Fan: Anything to say?
ChangMin : Nope
Fan: I’m making chocolate waffles now, do you want some?
Choikang Changmin: Make them nicer…
Fan : Oppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll think of myself as the dancer in Checkmate forever!!!
ChangMin : That’s not possible~ Haha~
Fan: Changmin-ah! Please eat properly and don’t fall sick! You must eat 8 meals a day~ T_T
CM: 8 meals….Ummm. I’m really hungry…;;
Fan : Do you remember? I really miss that time~
ChangMin : Hehehehe
Fan: Changmin-ah <3 I’ll help you fill up your ipod with 5000 songs since it’s 80% of your life. Will you marry me?
CM: I’ll fill it up myself~ Hehehe
Fan: Changmin-ah. I need your reply more than winning the lottery. We need to talk
CM: Think about it carefully…Lottery jackpot….is a lot more than you can ever imagine….Think again;;
Fan: Oppa! If you’re alive, please reply. Kekeke. If you don’t reply, I really will marry oppa! I can cook well and can look after kids well too
CM: I replied you! That means I don’t have to marry you! That’s how it works!!!!! Hehe
Fan: If you reply me, my grades might just go sky high…
CM: Try making them shoot up!
Fan: Actually I’m not a human but an alien….didn’t you know that?
CM: Please don’t tell anyone this secret before I present you to NASA
Fan: I am ~ Shim ChangminI used to be very beautiful but through time i have become even more beautiful ~ this change is for who to see?
Changmin: Ahahaha ^^
Fan::chang-ah~~ you're my life~~ reply me!!!
Changmin: What am I suppose to say when I reply
Fan: Oppa! I ranked 40th out of 41 people on my test!
Changmin: .. are you bragging?
Fan: I watched SAW 1, 2 and 3 continously. Thought I was going to go crazy T_T
CM: How great….. ^^;
Fan: My name is Park U-Know Yunho Youngwoong Jaejoong Micky Yoochun Xiah Junsu Choikang Changmin CASSIOPEIA~ My name’s really nice right?
CM: It’s not a very nice name from an objective point of view…^^;;
Fan: It’s my husband! How is he? Will agree to this marriage right~Sing me a song of blessing on my wedding ceremony~hehe
CM: This marriage… annulled…
Fan: Just a gentle touch~~Just like you’re going to fall apart~~are you there?
CM: Aiyo… you’re here~? ^^
Fan: Changmin-ah, I need your reply more than striking the lottery… we need to have a conversation~
CM: Think properly… Top prize for lottery… is much more than you think… think again;
Fan: I know oppa's secret~~~ but I didn't reveal it!! hurry and say you love me
Changmin: reveal the secret then
Fan : Who are you thinking of now? I thinking of YOU.
ChangMin : ^^
Fan : The concert is over~~ I’m depressed TTTT
ChangMin : ; ; ; ;
Fan : Oppa I want to be your bed in your room for just a day
ChangMin : No way
Fan: If you are an emo teenager. I will be an emo teenager.
Changmin: Up to you.
Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!
Fan:Changmin oppa doesnt hate me right?
[Changmin] Hate..hm...I've never seen you before so I can't say anything^^ keke
Fan: Oppa!!!!!!!!!
Changmin: What?
Fan: Oppa I'm going to fly soon
Changmin: In reality that is not possible.
[Fan]: Oppa, if your brief and me drop into the water, who will you save first? I believe that oppa is a wise person.
CM: My brief doesn’t know how to swim, so do you know how to swim?
Fan: I want you
Changmin; Yepp
Fan: It’s so eye-catching! What is it? My face (^^)
Changmin: Nononononono (SNSD’s song GEE’s lyrics
Fan: Who are you???
Changmin: Shim Changmin
[Fan]: Shim Chang Min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marry with me!!!! Understand??? You understand ㅎㅎ
CM: I don’t understand
It seems that Changmin's snarkiness has rubbed off on rest of the members. Here's some certifiable gold ones.
JaeJoong
Fan: Excuse me ^^ The oppa there! Please give me a reply~~~~~~
JJ: Here’s your reply~~ Congratulations~~!
Fan: Youngwoong Jaejoong hwaiting! Choikang Changmin hwaiting! Micky Yoochun hwaiting! U Know Yunho hwaiting!! TVXQ hwaiting!
JJ: Xiah Junsu~~~~~~~~HWAITING!!!!!
Fan: If you don’t reply you have to date me
JJ: Ah! Did you see the reply I sent?? I sent it!!!
Fan: Jaejoong oppa, you’re really good at cooking bean paste soup right?
JJ: Bean paste soup is what I cook best ^^ Then comes Kimchi jjigae, then bean curd stew ^^
Fan: Please give me some encouragement because I want to be a composet!
JJ: Please write really cool songs and give one to TVXQ ^^
Fan: What’s Changmin doing now? Thinking of me?
JJ: Changmin’s looking at the mirror? Keke
YooChun
Fan: I miss you~
YC: I know~
Fan: I’ll be waiting for your 4th album <3 Jaejoong oppa, don’t get hurt anymore T_T FLY TVXQ!
YC: Do you want the rest of us to get hurt~~~
Junsu
Fan: I miss Jaejoong too T_T T_T *sobs* Please tell me what do I do when I miss him?
JS: Go to naver and type ‘Youngwoong Jaejoong’……………………………^^
sorry no Yunho. That boy wouldn't know snark if it hit him.
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Date: 2009-06-20 09:59 am (UTC)he is so cute
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Date: 2009-06-20 09:55 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-06-20 09:58 am (UTC)xDDDDDDD
I LOVE YOU MINNIE
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Date: 2009-06-20 09:58 am (UTC)He might look awkward in EVERY SINGLE FREAKING PHOTO I've seen of him, but he gets points for his awesome snarks. :D
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Date: 2009-06-20 09:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:00 am (UTC)ChangMin : That’s not possible~ Haha~
BRUTAL ~ &hearts
but sorry, i still don't think the others have much snark to their replies. still seem very normal and sweet.
except for that one by junsu about naver and jaejoong.
seems every major SM group has one of them snarky kids: kyunhyun, jessica and changmin.
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:01 am (UTC)CM: My brief doesn’t know how to swim, so do you know how to swim?
EPIC. XD
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:04 am (UTC)could the fans be any more crazier?
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:06 am (UTC)Fan: Oppa I'm going to fly soon
Changmin: In reality that is not possible.
Fan: It’s so eye-catching! What is it? My face (^^)
Changmin: Nononononono (SNSD’s song GEE’s lyrics
LOL. LOL.
♥the epic changmin post
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:10 am (UTC)Changmin: Make them nicer…
LOL.
I think if I ever got a reply from him, I'd spaz... but then I'd be depressed because of his response.
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Date: 2009-06-20 06:55 pm (UTC)I think if I ever got a reply from him, I'd spaz... but then I'd be depressed because of his response.
Same. Though I guess if I were asking him to marry me and all that, I would have been setting myself up for it anyway xDD
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:16 am (UTC)Fan: It’s my husband! How is he? Will agree to this marriage right~Sing me a song of blessing on my wedding ceremony~hehe
CM: This marriage… annulled…
& Yoochun:
Fan: I miss you~
YC: I know~
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-20 10:29 am (UTC)CM: Try making them shoot up!
So cute of him.
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:30 am (UTC)Changmin
Kyuhyun
Seung Ri
all witty xD, its hilarious =D <3
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:32 am (UTC)CM: My brief doesn’t know how to swim, so do you know how to swim?
lmao BEST.REPLY.EVER. oh, min.
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Date: 2009-06-20 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-20 10:43 am (UTC)good work, kid ♥
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Date: 2009-06-20 11:50 am (UTC)CM: I replied you! That means I don’t have to marry you! That’s how it works!!!!! Hehe
Oh, does it now?
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Date: 2009-06-20 11:51 am (UTC)Fan: My name is Park U-Know Yunho Youngwoong Jaejoong Micky Yoochun Xiah Junsu Choikang Changmin CASSIOPEIA~ My name’s really nice right?
CM: It’s not a very nice name from an objective point of view…^^;;
my fav, though 8D
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Date: 2009-06-20 12:02 pm (UTC)Changmin: .. are you bragging?
LOL MTE.
i wish i could see his face while he's reading and replying to these. i get the feeling the snark irl would be hilarious. he probably doesn't have a very good brain to mouth filter, and the unadulterated responses irl would be HILARIOUS.
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Date: 2009-06-20 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-20 12:11 pm (UTC)Leader's too nice for his own good.
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Date: 2009-06-20 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-20 12:35 pm (UTC)I'm loving the fact that he refuses to entertain the madder fans!
Cute replies!
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Date: 2009-06-20 01:08 pm (UTC)(Patiently waiting for
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Date: 2009-06-20 01:20 pm (UTC)I am choking as i laugh.
Fan: It’s my husband! How is he? Will agree to this marriage right~Sing me a song of blessing on my wedding ceremony~hehe
CM: This marriage… annulled…