omonatheydid | ufo replies from our fav rising gods~

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(irrevelant picture is irrevelant, but posts are hella boring without some sort of visual aid)

[FAN] Hi Yunho-yah who I want to call oppa. Let's get married.
[Yunho] Okay, get married with oppa(me) ^^
(this girl is aware she'd have to pump out 25 bbs for him right?)

[FAN] I think Junsu oppa is the funniest in the world. Cutie baby oppa~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[Junsu] Cutie fan~~♡

[FAN] Oppa is mine.
[Jaejoong] You're mine.
(creepy ufo is answered with an equally creepy and poessive answer imo)

[FAN] Changmin-ah! I like you more than my bf!! T_T Sorry I'm this kind of noona - -; But it's the truth keke
[Changmin] You can't be like that noona~^^

[FAN] Ho please reply♡♡
[Yunho] Since when was my name Ho... keke
(i feel like this is as rude as we'll ever see leader ssi be)

[FAN] I'm a genius. Oppa who saw this text is a babo♬
[Yoochun] You, the one getting the reply is a babo too..
(kind o/t but whenever i read the word babo i just see heesica doing his lil dance in my head)

[FAN] I'm sending this to the world's most splendid person. The world's most splendid person!! How about a reply with your splendid fingers!?
[Junsu] You're talking to me right??

[FAN] I'm sleepy~ I think I'll go to sleep if oppas sang me a lullaby!
[Jaejoong] Sleep well~ My baby~~ In the front lawn and matdongsan(korean chips)~

[FAN] Yoochun-ah...I want to see you on this rainy day..I want to share an umbrella with you and go to the gobchang street....When are you going to buy noona gobchang(cattle's small intestine)?
[Yoochun] Hm... Should I go out now? Where do you want to meet?^^

[FAN] Please send me an oyaji gag♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I love you♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[Junsu] Kimi mo suki~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[FAN] Changmin-ah my grades are not even funny, there's no A.
[Changmin] I'm going crazy. (n i'm crazy for u!!)

[FAN] Changmin-ah stop getting worked up over fan's studies and text me some sweet message. K? ^^^^^^"
[Changmin] I'm not getting worked up;;
(rude and demanding fan is rude; changmin could have been even snarkier)

[FAN] Oppa, how is the air in Pusan?^^*~ I wanted to say this from before.... don't ever trim your armpit hair.
[Changmin] O;;K;; Thanks for worrying;;;;
(iaw this ufo. i dnw my boys to be shaving their arm pits tyvm)

[FAN] Reply!!
[Changmin] How dare you use a commanding tone!! keke

[FAN] Joongie come out!!! Where are you Jaejoong~
[Jaejoong] Jaejoongie here!!

[FAN] Jaejoong oppa and Junsu oppa shave your armpits right? >_
[Jaejoong] Actually I wanted it to grow so I tried shaving it... But it doesn't grow... T_T
i wonder if this is the same person who asks changmin about his)

[FAN] Oppa, want to spend a passionate night with me?
[Jaejoong] Oppa already promised Yunho!!
(orly?)

Credits + Translations to: aaaaawccccc@dbskexclusive.com

And some from our lovely
Fan: Anticipating today's performance~
Junsu: Only anticipating today's performance~ (*_*)

Fan: Aiya!! Don't say Junsu-kun!! I got received Junsu-kun's UFO!!
Junsu: Thank you~T_T~ help me beat up ChangMin this brat---- hahahaha
(i'd pay to watch a changmin and junsu showdown throwdown. my money's on the maeknae)

Fan: It's said that Cassiopeia is Dong Bang, then Dong Bang is?
Junsu: Of course it's Cassiopeia.. ^^

Fan: How to get such big thighs ahh T_T please tell me the secrets huhu
Junsu: So embarrassing:: T_T It's thicker now compare to that time keke
(idk i wish i knew what picture they sent here)

Fan: Junsu oppa. . . Confirm will reply right?. .
Junsu: Though not looking forward to it but gave you this feeling of getting a reply kekeke^^

Fan: Compare to food I like TVXQ better
Junsu: Then starting now you can't eat ^^
(idk if you should rly say something like that man, sarcasm & cassies don't go well together)

Fan: Our Junsu is too cute! Because of what you're that cute ah?
Junsu: Because of you hehe^^

Fan: Yunho oppa and Junsu oppa, who is in charge of charisma~??? Eu kyang kyang
Junsu: I am the invisible inner charisma ............

Fan: I really miss JaeJoong ah T_T 555555 How to deal with missing him? Teach me please
Junsu: Go to NAVER and type YoungWoong JaeJoong............... ^^
(lol this kind of like a changmin answer. i love it)

Fan: Oppa, after eating so many messages must be full right?!
Junsu: Happy till my stomach's gonna explode soon^^

Credits : TVXQbaidu
translation: crazee@TVXQfever.blogspot.com
shared by: dbsknights

i love reading their little ufo things. my favourites are usually changmin's because of his snarky little attitude. his replies kind of make me wish i could send him absurd messages just to see his response~

Source 1 & Source 2