New Girl Group "Swing Girls" to Debut with "D-Cup" Concept

[xkat-attackx.livejournal.com]

One of the most bizarre concepts ever taken up by a girl group will be making its debut this month in the form of a ‘D-cup’ group named Swing Girls.

On August 19th, a five-member girl group averaging 170 cm in height and all owning D-cup breasts will be making their debut, ready to set ablaze the hearts of men.

The girls revealed, “We joined our company after we saw a notice saying they’re looking for tall singers. Once all of the members came together, we all averaged 170 cm in height, and all had D-cup breasts as well. We’ll be using that as our differentiating factor, and thus debut with our sexiness.”

With ’sexiness’ as their main weapon of choice, the girls boasted a variety of experiences, such as taking part in modeling competitions and even competing for a Miss Korea pageant.

Their point choreography will be one they named themselves called the ‘heartache dance’. The ladies are also playing up to the romantic fantasies of men with a ’stewardess look’ to capture their hearts.

Swing Girls said, “We were afraid we might look like we’re cosplaying, but we like the outfits. They’re both mature and sexy and leave us a lot of room to express ourselves on stage.”

 Source: Allkpop/Naver

LOL WAT? I just can't with k-pop concepts these days...

Comments

[hsj-jumpstart.livejournal.com]

just when you think that kpop concepts can't get any worse.

[kiminikaeru.livejournal.com]

mte

[lostseouls.livejournal.com]

forever aa-a cup bye

[neonstix.livejournal.com]

lol omg me too ;__;

[dorkiilove.livejournal.com]

i have yet to see an asian in real life who has real boobies bigger than a C cup

[nicolearoni.livejournal.com]

i have 32D's...

[love-keiko.livejournal.com]

...this is the most ridiculously offensive thing since fat wank and piggy dolls

[fallingstarryuu.livejournal.com]

wtf is this stupid concept.

[suzieeq-luv.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=23j4v2f)

I ain't even mad. Its a random marketing tactic for pop music but I bet it will get attention.
I doubt all of them walked into their company with D-cup creasts either....
And this heartache dance sounds like it will have something to do with random chest popping....

We'll see how stewardess works in. And please be able to sing.

[aj-123.livejournal.com]

D cup breast??? Yeah right. And wth is this concept??? lol Why is it that for girl groups the concept has to be something dealing with the body, bring out a male group with a "big schlong" concept next Korea.

[angel-9-lives.livejournal.com]

lol, or they could do a sub unit out of the existing idol groups...I vote Yunho for the schlong!gang leader~

[angel-9-lives.livejournal.com]

reactions:
saw the title: "oh, it's probably just the OP being funny~"
read the post: "...you have GOT to be kidding me..."

*headdesk*

[wish-u-were-moi.livejournal.com]

here you go

[nicolearoni.livejournal.com]

tbh it's probably the asian way of measuring cup sizes which means that it's actually a C-cup in america.

[manicmidnights.livejournal.com]

it's... actually not far off. unless you're a small D in which case you could be a c in the us.

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

I... uhhh... ... what.

(Also, I think cup sizes measure a bit differently in Korea. I'm a B in the US but a C here.)

[stormsandsins.livejournal.com]

Cool, so when I go I can be a B cup? ;_; I have the body of a 24 year-old but the breasts of a prebubescent little girl, it's so irritating sometimes.

[saranghaehyung.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they're good performers or else the only thing the fans will be looking at are their jugs.

[rosetta16.livejournal.com]

at first i read their name was "D-Cup" and tha their song will be "Swing Girls" i was like "WTF?"
but the concept sucks, makes it seem the girls only talent is have big boobs

[turielen.livejournal.com]

No, they're also 1,70m. tall!

[lil-rach-angel.livejournal.com]

This highly offends my busty self. Especially when they're wearing the wrong bras judging by the picture. I bet if they were measured correctly they'd be bigger in the cup and smaller in the band. Half of them probably aren't from the look of things too. Also RAGE about the fact D cup is put out as such a big cup when it's not, especially when you've a tiny torso. -_- *fumefumefumeinoffendedfume*

[lil-rach-angel.livejournal.com]

Bah *aren't wearing a bra

This is what I get for typing after a sixteen hour day.

[hellicoptajuuce.livejournal.com]

This is more stupid than Chocalat(?) Chocolat's concept. Can they give us something to go on besides looks ffs

[wish-u-were-moi.livejournal.com]

*looking down at my board like chest*

[stormsandsins.livejournal.com]

*joining you*

Good news, though. A-cup in North America is probably B-cup in SK! Woohoo!

[violetrosie.livejournal.com]

Really now?

[kms012.livejournal.com]

LOL, love this!

NEW IDOL ALERT!

[love-keiko.livejournal.com]

i'm going to start my own male idol group with a "6 in" concept. hire only hot tall korean men with 6 in penises and market that in kpop. they'd dance in tight boxers or loose fitting pants with no underwear and do hip thrusts and shit.

and with them i'd rule the fuckin' world.

Re: NEW IDOL ALERT!

[thewarpedmelody.livejournal.com]

I'll be your fanclub president

[lysblack.livejournal.com]

............................................

[turielen.livejournal.com]

This is completely offensive, but also ridiculous enough to make me harbor hope that it'll get them nowhere.

[thewarpedmelody.livejournal.com]

First legs then butt then abs and now it's boobs. Wonder what the upcoming girl groups will use

[pivotandsway.livejournal.com]

perfect labias probably

[cordyceps.livejournal.com]

THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW WHAT IS THIS CONCEPT

[cordyceps.livejournal.com]

also watch them get banned for having big tits tbqh

[youlittle.livejournal.com]

seriously

[kiwii-x.livejournal.com]

wtf..
(http://tinypic.com?ref=hrwi9i)

Re: man

[belintuchiha.livejournal.com]

IKR.
I'm going for Z-cups for mines lmao

[maximumtimo.livejournal.com]

Did they get a group discount for boob implants??

[yolleh.livejournal.com]

Lol gurl, you funny!