[UPDATE] Eunjung to take hiatus from T-ara, focus on acting career

[notyourgeisha.livejournal.com]

As previously reported, former T-ara leader Ham Eunjung is currently amidst a PR crisis as rumors of her relationship with Girl's Generation member Krystal Jung threatens to open the floodgates to the unbroached topic of idol sexuality. As Sports Shonen reports, major key idol figures including SM Entertainment's Kim Jonghyun, Kim Kibum (of SHINee), Kim Taeyeon, Stephanie Hwang -- actually all of SNSD minus Seo Joohyun and Kim Hyoyeon, who were reportedly sighted at Lotte World today with ex-husband Jung Yonghwa -- were swiftly escorted from their respective schedules by masked men into tinted-windows black passenger vans. 

Sidus HQ, who recently revealed that Jay Park will be participating in their pilot episode, just announced Ham Eunjung as the co-star of this series, which will be based off a well-received American reality series whose name cannot be mentioned due to contractual conflicts with KimchiKorea.kr.co. Rumors that Take Off's Ok Taecyeon, Kara's Park Gyuri, and T-ara's Hyomin will also be cast, with world famous cinematographer Jessica Jung serving as main director and camerawoman, promising to utilize the lastest in flow-mo filming techniques for this show.

Actress Meryl Streep, who is apparently in Korea guest DJ-ing for a radio show, has been taken to the hospital in critical shock, with close acquaintances stating she was mumbling about their past history together and how she thought it meant something.

In other news, Kara member Goo Hara has been reported missing by DSP Entertainment and the domain name unniewhores.com has been recently taken off the market. 

Sources: Allkpoop, Koreaboo

Comments

[schticklet.livejournal.com]

SNSD Krystal?

[schticklet.livejournal.com]

Actually, this whole thing's all over the place

[lee-jooeun.livejournal.com]

How is Krystal in SNSD?

[soulsreverie.livejournal.com]

"Girl's Generation member Krystal Jung"

um.... what the heck?

[soulsreverie.livejournal.com]

....is this another april fools day thing?

so not amused

[spread.livejournal.com]

Sailfish..

[notyourgeisha.livejournal.com]

정말 미안해 :(

[luckycigarette.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[o-o-mai-o-o.livejournal.com]

SNSD member Krystal Jung.

[lasthenia.livejournal.com]

my slow gullible brain can't take all this I'm gonna have to vacate until April 2nd

[kyra-chann.livejournal.com]

WTF is this...xD

[dorakyura.livejournal.com]

how many of these do we have to go through today? one was enough.

[chungmah.livejournal.com]

...so very confused

[faister.livejournal.com]

lol @ you guys saying this doesn't make sense. did you even read?

this makes perfect sense to me idk.

[hitme.livejournal.com]

this is so shocking !!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

[rabu-parade.livejournal.com]

fml I forgot what day it was

[na-jin-br.livejournal.com]

First thing I've been doing all day when clicking a post on omona is checking the sources.

[hosnaps.livejournal.com]

WOW

[turdferguson.livejournal.com]

[soribreak.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOLLLLZZZZ XDDD

[crypticbluerose.livejournal.com]

hmmm

[captainmarvel.livejournal.com]

this is just a hot fucking mess

[ashiva.livejournal.com]

This joke just goes on.

[spread.livejournal.com]

With all this truthful and reliable news posted lately on OMONA about Kpop-land. I fear that a CSJH the Grace post might appear and tarnish the validity of these hard-hitting, newsworthy posts...

[spin.livejournal.com]

lmao once you get pranked one time the rest don't work

[kiku-cha8-8.livejournal.com]

oh my

[miszmba.livejournal.com]

LOL @ the pic with oktroll <3

[the-lazy-one.livejournal.com]

JFC I thought it was real.

(http://tinypic.com?ref=281yg6w)

[prettyminstrel.livejournal.com]

's cool what ur guys tryin' to do here, but 's not funny anymore the 2nd or the 3rd time. js