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VERTICALLY-INTEGRATED POP STAR MANUFACTURING



The other day, as I was clicking through some news website to get to the fashion section, I kinda noticed that there was this war thing going on in Korea or something. It dawned on me: I was just there with my famous designer friend and we could have gotten really hurt by their hateful bombs! Then this dawned on me: There is something totally more important than a war going on in Korea.

The Koreans are building soldiers of more cultural relevance. They are creating the music that I’m gonna be dry humping to on the dance floor at an arena-sized gay club. They are manufacturing the next generation of Pop Stars.



I was in the heart of Seoul’s “What Downtown LA’s Warehouse District Used to Look Like” area. There was a building that sticks our like a curved penis, but I think it’s actually in the shape of some Asian letters. To my left was a gaggle of Korean tweens, parked outside with the latest cellphone trinkets and cameras. At the entrance, the call box was a digital interface that my BFF Jeremy Scott placed his thumb on, making the two-way mirrored doors open. We were greeted by a 20-foot plasma screen projecting videos of my soon-to-be-favorite Korean pop sensations, 2NE1, and we were on our way to meet them!!!

The YG Entertainment building is no recording studio/office. It is a vertically-integrated pop star factory/boot camp! There is a floor with a dance studio, a floor with a workout room and tanning station (complete with before and after pics of the pop stars in training), a floor with a cafeteria and a waterfall, a recreational floor with pool tables and Segways. The basement is full-on merch studio, where workers print and design band tour tees and bobble heads and stuff. American record labels should take notes from Mr. YG, aka Yang Hyun-Seok.











On my way out, I got in the elevator with CL, 2NE1’s version of Beyonce, and I asked, “Are you living your dream?” She just smiled the cutest, biggest smile.Later that night I got down on my knees and prayed that, when I grow up, I would be a Korean pop star too!

source: JonnyMakeup's blog
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Date: 2011-03-19 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyxcami.livejournal.com
"CL, 2NE1’s version of Beyonce"


i love CL but I-LOLed.

Date: 2011-03-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiwi-nya.livejournal.com
me too me too D:

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Date: 2011-03-19 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeecaramel.livejournal.com
OMG I WANNA GO.
THE BUILDING LOOKS SO..

Date: 2011-03-19 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] floppykpop.livejournal.com
Excellent use of the WTF tag.

Date: 2011-03-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katiewenchh.livejournal.com
lmao this is all way too hilarious. poor jihye looks terrified in that one pic

Date: 2011-03-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x3raindropsx3.livejournal.com
lol at the penis shaped building

Date: 2011-03-19 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loverboy.livejournal.com
They are creating the music that I’m gonna be dry humping to on the dance floor at an arena-sized gay club.

This is beautiful.

Date: 2011-03-19 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izon-no-niwa.livejournal.com
That sentence. I can't even begin.

Date: 2011-03-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fibfables.livejournal.com
barfs at "CL, 2ne1's version of Beyonce". omg, kill me plz. I'm just going to pretend that none of this ever happened lol

Date: 2011-03-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] junhobrand.livejournal.com
this guy is way too funny...


they have a tanning station??? wuuuut.....in korea??? LOOOL okay...let me stop

Date: 2011-03-19 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asteri5k.livejournal.com
I dunno if anyone else remembers this, but during 2NE1's debut with Fire, Minji and CL were super tanned.

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Date: 2011-03-19 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvey.livejournal.com
CL= Beyonce???? Um no. I live some 2ne1 but CL is no where near Beyonce status.

I think I love that they have a gym and a kpop merch imagination factory in one building

Date: 2011-03-19 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jyusou.livejournal.com
LOL that was a fun read. But...

CL, 2NE1’s version of Beyonce

Eheh, no. I love CL but no.

Date: 2011-03-19 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimiko1387.livejournal.com
I giggled. I want to see this waterfall / cafeteria though.

Date: 2011-03-19 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asteri5k.livejournal.com
It's in Seungri's Heartbreaker parody, I think.

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Date: 2011-03-19 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigiettu.livejournal.com
wana go to the waterfall

CL my girl but she ain't 2ne1's version of Beyonce

Date: 2011-03-19 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandarinita.livejournal.com
Who the hell is Jonny Makeup? I mean, what does he do for a living?

And isn't that Hwangssabu's creepy wall of "workout progress"?
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Date: 2011-03-19 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shanny-w.livejournal.com
It's amazing right? AKF needs to take notes tbh!

Date: 2011-03-19 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heureuxest.livejournal.com
The before and after pictures! I think the first column is taeyang.. :)

Date: 2011-03-19 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sundrunk.livejournal.com
that building is legit

Date: 2011-03-19 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cher-ex3.livejournal.com
Idk if I should be more disturbed about the war comment or amused by the other comments in the blog.

/conflicted

Date: 2011-03-19 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uglypricetag.livejournal.com
mte, can't tell if he's bring facetious or straight up whack.

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Date: 2011-03-19 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cookiedealer.livejournal.com
Hwanssabus progress wall! :D
(I think the one on the far left is Daesung...)

Date: 2011-03-19 05:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-19 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimishim.livejournal.com
I wonder if any of those girls in the last few pics are trainees. But yeah lol penis shaped building

Date: 2011-03-19 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeugd1.livejournal.com
they are the backup dancers

Date: 2011-03-19 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oppa-did-meanit.livejournal.com
What on Earth did I just read? Laughing forever

Date: 2011-03-19 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volatilewind.livejournal.com
lol this is killing me

Date: 2011-03-19 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tonks26.livejournal.com
Reading this I was thinking ok they've shown/described the YG building like this before, nothing new. Gym, dance studios, cafeteria, tanning station...wait, WHUT? A tanning station?!

Date: 2011-03-19 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyonimilk.livejournal.com
They have a tanning salon O___O I want a tour of this building so badly ;A; It's so damn cool

And I love me some CL but she's no Beyonce. Even if we were to put her on the same level that's just a weird comparison. Maybe Nicki Minaj? With less penis references?

Date: 2011-03-19 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nzpnkrckrgrl.livejournal.com
This is really interesting to read.

This guy has awesome vocabulary.
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