yunho the slut~

[missklutz16.livejournal.com]

I hate all kpop, but this is too good not to post.

Warning: If you don't want to be turned on like New York on New Year's Eve, please press the back button. The following images have been proven to cause 3rd-degree burns, hyperventilation, and divorces. AllKPop is not liable for any physical or emotional damage wrought by the sex manifestation that is Jung Yunho.

Here's the sitch. The Japanese government was concerned with it's population growth. The U.S. State Department reports that Japan's present growth rate is not even growth, it's shrinkage: an alarming -0.139%.

Enter the South Korean Secretary of Sexual Security, Jung Yunho. For a covert, but oh so public, government operation in Kobe, Agent Yunho was brought on stage with a sexy cripple (for sympathy), a prince (for the classy ladies), and two other guys (extra eye candy never hurts).The audience, blissfully unaware of the oncoming lustbomb, enjoyed the concert just like they would any other pop concert. And then, it came.

And then, they came. They all came. Japanese condom sales increased by one sextillion overnight as government officials high-fived each other, reveling in their success. Japan's projected growth rate shot up to an astounding 8282%, as other countries hurried to hire the triumphant savior Agent Yunho and his band of Dong Bangs.

And Japan lived happily ever after. Hell, they even handed over Dokdo.

Kudos to withyoonho for the gifs and DBSKnightsBlog for the video.

Source

Shitty commentary wasn't mine, I didn't have time to write my own, I just wanted to share the goods. Lets make this into a sexy yunho picspam pls and ty.

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Comments

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

jesus, yunho. ♥

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

[cookie-nut.livejournal.com]

I just want to shove a bar of soap in their mouths.

[cookie-nut.livejournal.com]

In keeping with the ridiculous commentary...I think Yunho just impregnated me. O_O!

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

...you too? Ho shit... I smell an epidemic... of Yunho babehs around the world.

[holdmetightx.livejournal.com]

[edgirl-12.livejournal.com]

UNF

[honeebs.livejournal.com]

SEXY BEAST!

[edgirl-12.livejournal.com]

WUT?

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

[candy-phobia.livejournal.com]

omg haha brb dying

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

junsu agrees with this post.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

hellz yes he does

[holdmetightx.livejournal.com]

i should probably stop and actually do my homework D:

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

what is this "homework"?

[candy-phobia.livejournal.com]

WORK IT, GURL~


Srsly though I can imagine him practising those moves in front of a mirror. And the image kinda scares me.

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

i want to be that mirror though.

[crinkledpaper.livejournal.com]

unf.

[fashionbang.livejournal.com]

exactly

[rawthorne.livejournal.com]

So I'm the only one who didn't think that was as sexy as advertised by everyone and their mother?

Just checking.

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

NO. I'm with you. Shit was awkward to watch.

[koreansongs.livejournal.com]

That video made me a Yunho fangirl, it hurts.

SHITTY COMMENTARY IS SHITTY, ALLKPOP.

[baka-tenshi.livejournal.com]

is that icon a proclaimation to the riri/yunho otp? *SMACKED*

I'll take the cute/fail Yunho anyday over the sexed up Yunho

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

Re: I'll take the cute/fail Yunho anyday over the sexed up Yunho

[candy-phobia.livejournal.com]

I love that last gif. He's like "haters gonna hate, yo~" while everyone else is having their own little gay dance party.

[sarang-min.livejournal.com]

XDXD
wtf with the article but damn yunho..
(http://photobucket.com)

[rampart.livejournal.com]

... ohmygod

[czarny.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU GOT THAT ICON QUICK :O

[shiawaseni.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT ~~~SEXYY!!!!!!!!

[herro-kitty.livejournal.com]

So after everyone complaining about the commentary, of course I had to read it lol All I can say Japan has a lot of their own slutty idols (≧∇≦)

Re: SORRY2SAY

[rampart.livejournal.com]

I AM SO WITH YOU. A+

-insert sleazy jokes about wheelchair sexing-

[samloves.livejournal.com]

I love Yunho to bits, but this seriously unsexy. Hate the commentary (sorry to whoever wrote it), but I think with regard to the song, that dance was uncalled for.

Love the last gif though. :D

[michi-michuu.livejournal.com]

It's so hilarious to watch fancams of only one member dancing. D: I never realized how hilarious dbsk's dances are.

...YUNHO. you slut.

[shinjukudolls.livejournal.com]

i would love to see mickey or junsu doing this dance, that would be far more entertaining ;D

[maomaocong.livejournal.com]

[missjoongie.livejournal.com]

I'm scared for the person Yunho's fcuking.
too.much.thrusting.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

AWESOME