While a few hundred athletes skate, ski and prance over the ice and slush of Vancouver each Olympic day, a few hundred million people sit on their duffs, with beer and whatever the local version of Cheetos is and take it all in on television or online.
Which gave us an idea. Rather than give all the glory to the countries with the fittest and fastest, why not an Olympic style competition to determine the laziest country in the world?
For the Couch Potato Olympics, we stuck with 24 countries in the developed world, as determined by Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development-member countries that had extensive data available. The large majority of this list is Western—a byproduct of only ranking countries with accurate, reliable, and consistent data. (There was no Russian judge in this competition.)
We evaluated four criteria, each weighed evenly:
• Calories Per Day: from the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations from the 2009 Statistical Yearbook; 2003-2005 data.
• Television Viewing: combined data from the OECD Society at a Glance 2009 and OECD Communications Outlook 2009, tracking hours of television watched per day and the percent of people who prefer to watch television with their free time.
• Aversion to Playing Sports: from the OECD Society at a Glance 2009, tracking the percent of people who prefer to play sports with their free time.
• Internet Usage: average hours per capita for December 2009, provided by ComScore.
Most countries had good data for all four of these criteria—we didn’t rank any country that didn’t provide scores in at least three (for those countries, the remaining three categories were evenly weighted). For ties, the country that consumed more calories won (or lost, if you’re looking at their waistline). Read on for the winners of the Couch Potato Olympics. For once, the real winners are the losers. And it starts with a country that may or may not surprise you.
#15, South Korea
Calories per Day: 23
Television Viewing: 17
Sports Aversion: 11
Internet Usage: 2 (Silver)
Word from the Couch: It makes complete sense that South Koreans rank second for most number of hours devoted to surfing the Web—they have one of the best high-speed connections in the world, especially compared to Americans. The demand in South Korea for video-streaming and online gaming and shopping is partly responsible for the government's priority to advance digital technology. "I think there are a quite a few lessons," Taylor Reynolds, an International Telecommunications Union analyst, told CNET. "Most of the growth is tied to effective competition, which you don't see in a lot of places in the United States."
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The rest of the 24 Countries, Did your country make it? Mine made #1 ... yay!!
1. United States
2. Canada
3. Belgium
4. Turkey
5. Great Britian
6. Poland
7. Mexico
8. France
9. Germany
10. Portugal
11. Denmark
12. Spain
13. Netherlands
14. Ireland
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16. Italy
17. Japan
18. Norway
19. Australia
20. Finland
21. Austria
22. New Zealand
23. Sweden
24. Switzerland
Clark Merrefield oversaw this ranking, with assistance from Tali Yahalom.
Source: The Daily Beast l Image: Paul Souders / Getty Images
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:32 am (UTC)THANKS A BUNCH SHINee. THIS ISN'T EVEN THE REAL CF GDI.
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:22 am (UTC)we have to walk miles in the snow everyday to get somewhere
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:23 am (UTC)HAHAHAHA. At least we aren't 1 :P
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:26 am (UTC)Not surprised.
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:02 am (UTC)Hopefully not NY, but my lazy instincts tell me otherwise.
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:30 am (UTC)LMAO @ MBLAQ video ♥
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:59 am (UTC)But looking at this ranking, maybe I should live in the USA, I feel like I'm the laziest person in the world. :D
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:31 am (UTC)ouch.
and second in television viewing.
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:32 am (UTC)Gawd I hate my country. XDD
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:33 am (UTC)2nd in laziness what what
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