DC'ers rank 2PM members

[crystalheng.livejournal.com]

The reveal of 2PM's 'ranking chart' is attracting much attention. Through fans of DC Inside, the rank of 2PM members such as 'JYP Entrance Order', 'Age,' 'Realistic Age Order,' and normal rankings such as 'Amount of air time,' 'Amount of muscles,' and 'Level of gluttony.'

What's eye catching is Jaebum's rank in the 'Amount of muscles' section where he is confidently #1. Being nicknamed Jjit Jaebum, he proudly shows off his perfect abs and is closely followed by Taecyeon, Chansung, and NichKhun.

In 'Level of popularity within the fandom,' Nichkhun is pushed off the rankings with the reason listed as 'God's territory,' explaining that he cannot be compared to the other human members.

Lastly, in the 'Level of internet usage' section, Wooyoung and Taecyeon take the first two ranks with Ok Taecyeon's nickname of 'Oktizen.' Nichkhun took the last half of the rank because of his lack of Korean skills.

2PM will be ending their album activities on the 17th at SBS Inkigayo and is planning to head into varieties and personal activities.









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CREDITS : NATE (SOURCE) ; hazyfiasco@2ONEDAY.COM (TRANS)

Comments

[aofly.livejournal.com]

hahahha at Taec's 'UNWANTED CUTE'

[aofly.livejournal.com]

and afeshrg 'FROM ITALY' Chansung. Why does this exist I'm dying.

Re: LOL AT JAY TELLING THE INTERNET TO FUCK OFF

[scrambledtoast.livejournal.com]

KeyCat!

[akaich0u.livejournal.com]

Me while reading these:


omg I love these captions. All the Khun superlatives and and Junho's serious-ness and all the sarcasm omg hahahaha dying

[akaich0u.livejournal.com]

Also, the fact that they chose such flattering photos for these charts is gold.

[fuuism.livejournal.com]

IS THIS 2PM LULZ DAY?

Chansung: "I can't sing it"
Jay: "Internet can fuck off"
Junho: "Not fake Bi. Bi is fake Junho."

lololol

Jay: "Always the uke" <- lmao does this mean what I think it does?

And omg, what's that last censored part? Penis size? Junbros are last, this is not cool looooool.

[fuuism.livejournal.com]

Junho is off the ranks for "amount of time on air" for NEVER APPEARING, hahahahaha.

[katriuh.livejournal.com]

The height part made me laugh XD

And omg the captions for the internet part

"has a cyworld." "korean is hard."

Lol, am rally so glad they still add Jay in these things.

[katriuh.livejournal.com]

Deleted my other two comments because I'll just combine all of them into this one.

I LOVE THIS POST.

All the Taec captions are so WIN.

[twomin.livejournal.com]

LOL IRL @ THIS POST FOR REAL.

[bitter-sweet05.livejournal.com]

Junsu and Junho > everyone.

Also, ratings are R00D!

[bitter-sweet05.livejournal.com]

lol also "Not that great at Korean either" LOOOOOOL forever

[lilmissniza.livejournal.com]

ok ... this made my day!
plus that OkCat drawings.

lol @Jay 'internet can fuck off'!

[a-perfect-shade.livejournal.com]

jay's should say 'the internet is gay'.

[mayuyu.livejournal.com]

Lol at the captions! 2pm be bringing the lols today XD

[sunshinewrinkly.livejournal.com]

"What is health, is it edible"
XDDD *rolls on floor*

[vingtsecondes.livejournal.com]

LOL I THOUGHT THIS WAS POSTED ALRD.

oh that's 2OD

Kinda sad Junsu is always ranked at the back, :( Poor bb.

[vingtsecondes.livejournal.com]

In 'Level of popularity within the fandom,' Nichkhun is pushed off the rankings with the reason listed as 'God's territory,' explaining that he cannot be compared to the other human members.

I LOLED SO FUCKING HARD

[hey-insomnia.livejournal.com]

I lol-ed so hard at that too.

[afrahh.livejournal.com]

lol, is today epic 2pm posts day? laughing so hard at these. xD

and boooo, why is wooyoung at the end of the "amount of muscles" ranking? these must have been made before the yb parody aired, lol.

[lotsoflov-e.livejournal.com]

icon - woomuscles bb

[lotsoflov-e.livejournal.com]

dying omfg hahahahhahahahhahahahhaa
'taec minus idiocy equals zero'
'what is health is it edible'

OMFG DYING

[rinareechan.livejournal.com]

I love the way it starts off all serious with age, height and date joined and then just goes crazy after that.

"Mind left for Heaven"
"Internet can f-off"
"From Italy"

I laughed irl at those three.

Re: the SHINee one is pretty amazing

[vingtsecondes.livejournal.com]

LOL HYUNG COLLECTOR

[aho-monky.livejournal.com]

LOL IRL @ EVERYTHING

'level of popularity within the fandom'
'the dignity of chansungs lover half'

oh chansunf...

[marochi-x.livejournal.com]

"What is health? Is it edible?"
"Taec minus idiocy equals zero"
"Internet can fuck off"

LOLING.

[natacha92.livejournal.com]

These are hilarious.

"Can't be an idiot for the sake of ambition" LMFAOOOOOOOOO A+++ YOU GO JUNHO COCO
"Internet can fuck off" LOL ILTHIS

[awesomeful.livejournal.com]

Love the caption of NIchkhun as 'God's territory', and the mention of the 49.5 bananas, too. xD

[awesomeful.livejournal.com]

...*Nichkhun, because I can't stand that accidental capital letter.

[hey-insomnia.livejournal.com]

Aside from the captions i love the photos that they used!

[bitter-sweet05.livejournal.com]

They should go back and edit it with those cats.

SAVING ALL OF THEM

[tribblenuu.livejournal.com]

lol these captions are all amazing, so much win! Most of them are surprisingly realistic and it seems they all know 2pm very well. (Who am I kidding, of course they do)

Jay's "always the uke" is so true...
Junho's "Not fake Bi. Bi is fake Junho."
I'm surprised Khun got placed so low in the fandom popularity chart. Junsu would def be top 2/3 on Omona's chart.
8:45 <-- Drunken Tiger ref!
Chan's "from Italy"
All the Jay love is making me happy~

The Khottests are full of lulz and dorky love just like their idols. <3

Re: SAVING ALL OF THEM

[tribblenuu.livejournal.com]

Also what does the last one say!?

I love all the 2pm posts even when they're not doing anything. <33

[ashiva.livejournal.com]

So much LULZ!

[scrambledtoast.livejournal.com]

These are sooo AMUSING. LOLing irl.

ROFLMAO

[coolazers14.livejournal.com]

POINTS I WON'T FORGET
Jay: 170cm (without shoes) that's just sad. but i'm happy that he's taller than me! :))
Junho: off the ranks T_T that's alright! you're improving already!...right?
Chansung: From italy; not that great with korean either... WAE??
Taec: taec-idiocy=zero is WIN.

AND WHY WAS THE LAST POLL BLURRED??? :))

Re: ROFLMAO

[taecyeons-teeth.livejournal.com]

I bet the last part was about their penis size ;DDD it says 17cm at Taec's chart *strokes beard and wiggles eyebrows*