'Ninja Assassin' misses the target
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Humorless, preposterous, and soaked in blood, "Ninja Assassin" turns out to be thinly-plotted schlock from a team of pedigree filmmakers who should have known better. "The day Rain did his first scene in 'Speed Racer,' the Wachowski brothers called me and said 'This guy is unbelievable. He's a natural, our dream come true.' We began to plan 'Ninja Assassin' immediately afterward," producer Joel Silver said in an earlier interview.
Unfortunately for "world star" Rain, what was to be his breakout film falls way short of what "Enter the Dragon" was for Bruce Lee. No doubt that was what the Wachowski Brothers were aiming to do by gambling on a relative unknown in the Western world.
Rain plays Raizo, one of the world's deadliest assassins trained by the Ozunu Clan - an underground band of killers that has remained hidden for generations by posing as a mythical organization.
Robbed of his childhood, Raizo is transformed into a merciless Katana-wielding killing machine. Breaking free from their mountain lair, he plans to exact revenge on the clan for killing his first love.
In his quest for revenge, he gets help from a Europol agent Mika Coretti - played by Naomi Harris - who stumbles upon a money trail connecting a slew of high profile political assassinations around the world committed by the Ozunu.
As she begins to uncover the truth behind the murders, she too, becomes their target and is saved by Raizo when assassins emerge to kill her in Berlin.
By now, plots like these have become the silver screen version of painting-by-numbers in the same manner as Tom Clancy inspired techno-thriller novels.
But the plot does have all of the makings of a straightforward pulp action thriller, as its opening set-piece suggests. In it Raizo ambushes a gang of Yakuza members, with heads and limbs severed and buckets of blood everywhere.
The level of over-the-top ultra-violence established through this opener is unfortunately juxtaposed with a serious tone devoid of much irony.
The film is not a nod to pulpy B-grade kung-fu genre of the 70s, nor is it a polished action flick geared towards a mainstream audience. Instead it's stuck in the middle ground, in an area unlikely to appeal to fans of either genre.
When production on the film was announced, anticipation was high, as it was written and produced by the makers of The Matrix trilogy, with directing duties falling on James McTiegue, the veteran director who scored both a critical hit and modest box office success with 2005's V for Vendetta.
But it seems somewhere down the line the creative vision of the producers and the director clashed without either camp realizing.
Perhaps they realized during post-production they had a potential turkey on their hands - the film's marketing has focused on Rain and the physical transformation he underwent during six months of grueling training with the stunt and fight team that trained the actors in "300."
And the result is there on the screen. The 28-year-old actor is shown sans shirt as if he's allergic to fabric except for a leather jacket.
He's ripped. His female fans will love him - as long as they don't get too squeamish from seeing all the blood.
He does a decent job with the few lines he has throughout the 98-minute running time.
The verdict is still out on whether this will be his breakthrough role and it will be interesting to see if his star power alone will be able to generate enough revenue in Asia to warrant future high-profile roles.
Korea Herald
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-10 04:22 pm (UTC)plus he's hot and naked most of the time . joon's in it as well ; I mean as long as he doesn't have cringy english , what more do people WANT????
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)I guess they never considered that factor..
XDD
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:51 am (UTC)How dare they.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:51 am (UTC)And lol @ "breakthrough role" - I'm sure we all know that Asians get very few roles in Hollywood.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:52 am (UTC)and KILLER NINJAS ARE FUCKING COOL
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:53 am (UTC)A-FUCKING-MEN.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-11 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-10 04:54 am (UTC)Fighting + Ninjas + Swords + Shirtless Rain = ★★★★★/5
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Date: 2009-11-10 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:55 am (UTC)also, wtf, what girls are squeamish at blood? this article was written by someone with a brain... or vagina... obviously
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Date: 2009-11-10 05:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:55 am (UTC)Rain would like to thank the Clouds.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:55 am (UTC)ever
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)(also, agreed)
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)Rain + Killer ninjas + Joon
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)he's half naked and beating ass, what more do you want?
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)i'm in it for the buff azn.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)IDEC. IDEC.
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Date: 2009-11-10 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)K? Thanx.
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Date: 2009-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)And I don't think anyone was expecting this to be a huge plot/dialogue driven movie, so no shock in his minimal lines.
I don't know exactly what I'm really trying to say, 2PM/DBSK insanity has pretty much killed my brain cells.
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