Chanyeol's Lyrics for Unpretty Production Value 2 and Reactions

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

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Peekaboo, why a pretty boy on Unpretty Rapstar?
I'm radio, I earn money by my voice, not face
I'm EXO, I represent Korea, I grow up with love
I work hard and make money

My popularity is above Mnet
I know my position exactly
Girls yearn for me
You'll respect me after listening to this rap

Sorry, Lee Soo Man president-nim
Let me do some hip-hop today
Mother fucker, I'll also do some cursing
Maybe the fans will go to Hong Kong after this rap

(tn: going to hong kong = having an orgasm)

My bank account is like a cemetery, there are more and more 0's
Tomorrow, I'm again going to the airport to earn money
I earn money, earn money, much more than other idols

(tn: In Korean 0 sounds like [영; young] and it is similar to word “영 (or 혼)” which means soul, spirit. So It is a punchline, souls keep increasing in the cemetery = his bank account figure keeps growing.)






1. [+124, -7] You don't know? It's because they know they're fucked if they call him out ㅋㅋ Hyorin disses him because she's much above Chanyeol in Korea. Other kids can't even talk because they're scared of his fans.

2. [+124, -3] Were the interviews poorly edited or did they not speak up? No one talked sincerely. Anyone could tell that his rap was a mess.

3. [+123, -6] I also wouldn't be able to say anything because the fans are scary ㅋㅋ

4. [+64, -14] No matter how much EXO-roaches bullshit, Chanyeol seriously sucks at rapping. He's fucking cringe-worthy and dislikeable.

5. [+56, -3] I'm also an EXO-L but even with my fan mind, I couldn't bear with his rap. I can tolerate others but "sorry, Lee Soo Man president-nim" is just ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was so embarrassed ㅠㅠ At least Jiyoon was funny, but Chanyeol wasn't even funny and he looked pathetic. Chanyeol-ah, don't ever perform on shows like Unpretty Rapstar again. Just focus on Tokyo Dome and MAMA. Please...

6. [+49, -3] We'll respect you after listening to your rap? We'll be going to Hong Kong? Hong Kong, my ass... I didn't even reach Seoul

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미간
wow

SEVENTEEN 정한(21)
isn't this on the charts?

Red Velvet Wendy
omg Hong Kong......

나랑살자, 달님
Chanyeol-ah I'm proud...ㅠㅠㅠ I wanna earn lots of cash too...8ㅅ8

에구치 타쿠야
ㅋㅋㅋcute "president nim" he tried hiphop..and tried cursing

허허허허
am I the only one finding this a bit embarrassing ㅠㅠ you have to check his stage

로스코
ah I like itㅠㅠㅠYeol-ah

승관이 돼지 ? 저 돼지 아니에여!
Lee Soomanㅋㅋㅋㅋ

미미밍
since he can't be acknowledged by other rappers, he's using curses but that will just make us compare him with those rappers even more~

소블리
he wrote it well..ㅠㅠㅠ

도S 오키타
ㅎㄹ you have to watch the stage




Sources: pann, kpopfans, instiz, pann-choa, onehallyu


Omona, did Chanyeol's rap take you to Hong Kong? *Vernon's Headlines plays in the background.

Comments

[keki7.livejournal.com]

I was waiting for this drama to unfold the moment I found out he was going to be on unpretty rap star, but damn I didn't think it would be worse than "dibidibidis".

He should tell Lee Soo Man sorry for showing the world once again how useless all that SM "rap training" is.

[ohlookshiny.livejournal.com]

well he did say he never went to dance class as a trainee so maybe he never went to his rap classes either lol. idk i've always felt he's one of the least talented ppl in exo so

[ohlookshiny.livejournal.com]

im crying lmao

i love it when ppl are like 'he's the best rapper in sm!!!!' like do you know what a low bar that is??? he's still bad

[mangomuffins.livejournal.com]

how mad am i rn that hyorin and heize's songs are the ones in top 40 rn

This is gold

[sand-nicky.livejournal.com]

I'm not well acquainted with EXO, but this is just gold xDDDDD

Is there a vid or sth? I can't imagine anybody singing this with a straight face :D

Re: This is gold

[psharp10.livejournal.com]

there is a video of it posted on exochocolate but i had to pause like 1 sec after chanyeol appeared and then read the lyrics and realize that i'll never be able to watch it

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

Buni...every UR post is you LOL. I wondered what you were waiting to get posted was.

Hyorin already went on her IG saying it was malicious editing.

[adenar.livejournal.com]

i never submit an unpretty rapstar post because i'm always thinking 'oh buni'll have it posted by the time i go to hit submit anyway so why bother' lol

[yohan94.livejournal.com]

Let me do some hip-hop today

how..embarrassing

[921227.livejournal.com]

/sigh this kid

I feel bad for sm rappers/a lot of idol 'rappers' esp when they gotta do crap like this or when an mc goes 'rap for us' like, don't put these kids on the spot, embarassin them. I feel like a lot of idol rappers are trying to seem more legit by being all hiphop swag and cursing when, irl, you can be a rapper and not be that way (but then most aren't clever enough to be a fun rapper or woke enough to be at least fake deep) woop

[ah-mui.livejournal.com]

I really don't get why they seem to think the thuglyfe rapper is the only template when they have Korean rappers that excel lyrically like Leessang (Gary) and Epik High. Is it such a big deal to drop an English curse word now and then when the verse you're spouting doesn't even need it? Also, it's hilarious when they accompany it with a smug look like yeah I'm so tough I'm proud of myself for saying fuck

[a-cheshire-grin.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if I should find his lyrics embarrassing, hilarious, pathetic or delusional. ~.~

[leighbee333.livejournal.com]

Who says you need to decide between those descriptors?

They're all four!

[kazu-kumaguro.livejournal.com]

honestly I really feel bad for him lol

[kashchanocchi.livejournal.com]

at the end of the day i just like his deep voice when he sings and chansoo interactions

everything else is so embarassing and it makes me feel so uncomfortable seeing how obsessed his fans (or exo fans in general) are

[phililen3.livejournal.com]

6. [+49, -3] We'll respect you after listening to your rap? We'll be going to Hong Kong? Hong Kong, my ass... I didn't even reach Seoul


I SPAT!!!!

[happydirections.livejournal.com]

omg i wanted to comment just because of that netizen's comment. PURE GOLD.

[lydiasummer.livejournal.com]

im getting embarrassed from reading the lyrics

[mya13.livejournal.com]

....like i'm not surprised but i still can't believe how embarrassing these lyrics are.....lmao

[kaypukis.livejournal.com]

channie honey, let's just stick with singing, composing, and playing instrument will you? you're atleast good on these things..

sigh, why you just make more rooms for haters to spat on you..

[spainawards2008.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for him. I mean, he was probably just told to do this and couldn't have said no even if he wanted to. SM geniunely seem to not understand how bad they are at producing rappers. He can do fine on Exo songs but they should let him sing more.

[leighbee333.livejournal.com]

Yep.

SM should've known this would backfire, but they don't seem to have enough awareness about their own artists' realistic strengths and weaknesses.

But I guess they thought the assorted talent featured on Unpretty Rapstar was lightweight enough that he wouldn't stand out as glaringly bad. They were wrong, lol.

[pbutterlion.livejournal.com]

not like exo is known for their talent as songwriters so its not like this is gonna ruin him lol but im still laughing

"Sorry, Lee Soo Man president-nim
Let me do some hip-hop today
Mother fucker, I'll also do some cursing"

[torontok.livejournal.com]

How on earth did Heize let him get away with that verse, jesus.
He has a nice voice, he should stick to singing

[redgreendress.livejournal.com]

Did Hyorin really diss him? I hope that's true. That's some godawful lyrics, it's like he thinks it's okay to write like an arrogant douchebag because that's what he thinks rapping is all about? All that defensive bragging "I earn more money than other idols" "girls yearn for me" "take you to Hong Kong" ewww I don't even know, clearly he doesn't know what he's doing.

[summer-sowon.livejournal.com]

op thank you for this post my prayers have been answered

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

I thought you would enjoy it bb

[aurellee.livejournal.com]

I mean... Bobby wasn't wrong when he threw out that diss. There are only a handful idol rappers that can really rap, the rest are just...



By the way, did he really threw money?

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

...Yes he really threw money. Go to around 1:54

[confuqued.livejournal.com]

/cackling/
I liked his rapping on Promise, I don't know how those lyrics are though.

[bomsnose.livejournal.com]

i... i couldn't even read it all, it's.... way too embarrassing. why?

[lolylen.livejournal.com]

did he srsly write this tho..i'm curious
he always struck me as someone careful that care a lot abt his image so this was so weird coming from him
but he's so in character with all the bragging so i guess he did write it

[audiograms.livejournal.com]

the kris or pcy debate is now settled, bring on sehun's smtm5 winner YEHET

I agree but let's be objective...but this is the song Kris released yesterday LOL

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

Though Kris was busy trolling claiming his next song is hip hop

This was the teaser...and then that's the song





U R so bad girl
I just realized
Not your opponent but my face has been hit oh
For you I’ll do anything
Abandon the whole world
U really really bad girl

I know that many guys like you
It’s not that I am leftovers
Perhaps I’m someone you just play around with
But I’m willing to care for you Hoping you’ll commit to me
But instead you just remain silent
See the pictures on your phone
They’re all pictures of you and other people
I don’t really know why
It’s too embarrassing
I guess older guys are your cup of tea
Yet I’m merely one stalk of Chinese cabbage
I clearly know you don’t like me
Yet I can’t bear to say bye
I want to be left alone quietly
Pretend I don’t understand
Give me a blanket
Let me dream of how you were at the beginning

I thought it won’t be like this
I’ve thought of all the reasons
I’ve thought of holding on till the end eh
Should not be like this
You play me like a fool
Mianhae

U R so bad girl
I just realized
Not your opponent but my face has been hit oh
For you I’ll do anything
Abandon the whole world no
U really really bad girl
When you’re thirsty I buy water for you
When you want to get drunk I’ll accompany you
And buy a bottle of champagne for your bros
Baby I’m going out of my mind
I’ll be with you till the end
Yes you’ll drink until the end
Those handsome guys don’t treat you that badly
But that isn’t love
You said I’m your Little Fresh Meat
Actually I’m your bartender at your beck and call
You go out and party till you’re high
But I stay at home and play video games till I space out
You’re that bad girl
And I’m a single “dog” (person)
Don’t bully dogs Let go
I think I need a glass of wine

I thought it won’t be like this
I’ve thought of all the reasons
I’ve thought of holding on till the end eh
Would not be like this
You play me like a fool

U R so bad girl
I just realized
Not your opponent but my face has been hit oh
For you I’ll do anything
Abandon the whole world no
U really really bad girl


For you I’ll do anything
Abandon the whole world no
U really really bad girl

You’re really a bad girl
To me you say byebye
I’m like a little dog
Still very loving towards you
You’re really a bad girl
To me you say byebye
Not wanting to love anymore I’ll just let us
Say goodbye
Bad girl

(from original QQ lyrics / translation: @wu_yi_fan)

[misswaldorf.livejournal.com]

Omg this is gold. I can't. Can they make Sehun come on one of these thing too?
Thanks for the laugh!

[llamadilemma.livejournal.com]

yes!! Sehun next!!!!