



[ENG TRANS] 151019 JB Fan Cafe Replies
*note: this does not include all of his replies. i only translated what i could/what i thought was funny
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Q: Jaebum-ah you pretend not to like it but the truth is you do, right? I know everything. So let’s get married.
JB: I know everything, let’s get married. These words are shameless
Q: Im Jaebum! You’re destined with me. My eyes are pretty ^^
JB: Then everyone in the world with pretty eyes is destined with me kekeke
Q: [[[URGENT]]] When will you change your ideal type and announce a new one?
JB: Coming soon
Q: Catch the mosquitos in my room for me Im Jaebum-ssi. They keep buzzing…catch them for me
JB: Instead of looking here, look around on Part Time Heaven (t/n: a site like Craigslist where people can find part time jobs)
Q: Honestly Im Jaebum are you very funny or not funny at all?
JB: I’m in a different class
Q: Jaebum-ah let’s just say we’re dating. This relationship is too tiring. Let’s announce our relationship. Other people shouldn’t dream.
JB: kekeke I have no idea what you’re talking about. What are you saying?
Q: Did JB go? If you don’t reply then you’re my husband ^^
JB: Nope I’m here so…
Q: Later when we move in together let’s raise a cat. Let’s bring a cat to our home and raise it together. I want to raise it with Nora too. We’ll be mommy and daddy >_< I’m just imagining but it would be really nice hahaha
JB: Raise it by yourself haha
Q: Jaebum-ah I’ll give you my ticket to the Miguel concert. But you have to go with me
JB: I can find one myself..It’s okay haha
Q: Even though Jaebum is a stern guy, he is sweet too. Will your reply to this comment be sweet…I’m anticipating (your response)
JB: Don’t anticipate
Q: Oppa!!!! Eternal Sunshine is being re-released!! Watch it with me ^^
JB: I’ll watch it at home
Q: Oppa I really want to see you
JB: (You can see me) on Naver
Q: I’m going to marry Im Jaebum. Im Jaebum is going to marry me.
JB: There’s many Im Jaebums in this world, it’s not just me
Q: Who does Jaebum belong to? Me ^^
JB: Here is a person who is living under an illusion
Q: It’s really possible that I’ll marry oppa. See you at the wedding.
JB: Even if you insist I won’t go. It’s over. Bye
Q: You don’t want to get married with me…? Even if I’m a cute sexy dwarf…? So when should we set our wedding day?? Any day would be fine~ ^^
JB: I’ll change my ideal type
Q: Jaebum oppa if you left…that means we’re getting married..^^ When should we set our wedding day?
JB: Ok I came back
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Date: 2015-10-29 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 12:05 pm (UTC)I watched the realgot7 halloween one and cracked up all over again, poor Bambam, he RAN from the building, bless
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Date: 2015-10-29 03:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 10:59 pm (UTC)not just the videos, the boys too
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Date: 2015-10-29 07:47 am (UTC)And his replies kill me. He is everything to me.
How many times have i said this already. Im a broken record
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Date: 2015-10-29 07:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 08:05 am (UTC)For OP if IG messing up the layout annoys you
Date: 2015-10-29 08:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 08:08 am (UTC)lol JB I love his sass.
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Date: 2015-10-29 08:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 11:53 am (UTC)It feels like he sticks to certain things as a way of feeling more comfortable with the life they have.
As for him being rude...eh it depends on your sense of humor. I mean TOP is rude too, if he's not feeling something he doesn't hide it (e.g. on live TV smh) and yet I like that about him. I think JB is shady but he's not mean. Fan send FILTHY things to celebs, there's a point where some/most people aren't going to be able to be nice about it. And I respect that he continues to put a boundary between him and fans instead of the pandering that like other idols do (ooh i love you too! i could marry a fan!) etc which is gross and messy.
The way I see it, fans seem to find his bluntness entertaining and the rest of GOT7 clearly love and look up to him. If the story was different then I'd have an issue but JB seems to balance being direct with being professional and decent to his fans really well.
Sorry for the paragraph lol
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Date: 2015-10-29 11:55 pm (UTC)Like I said he s not a bad person but he seems to not be able to broaden his mind beyond his way of being or thinking and I feel like some people here are projecting the person they want him to be rather than the truth. also he seem like he would be a really conservative person and i usually do not like conservative people because usually they are bigots
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Date: 2015-10-30 01:30 am (UTC)When I made that post of JB being shady, there were a couple of comments he made that I side-eyed. Not the blunt ones to the fans but the ones that he answered normally.
I hope he gets less conservative, imo, he's 22, he used to get in trouble a lot and now he's trying to be responsible and grown up so he's like this. I don't necessarily think it's anything to worry about yet but I definitely hope it's just his age/trying too hard to be mature. I also think that maybe we both just might be reading him differently. I think he's funny but then I'm also very shady and snarky anyway so that doesn't bother me.
As for TOP, he does make similar jokey/rude comments IMO e.g saying fans were why his hair was grey, telling them to stop talking to him when they say something ridiculous (which is fair!)/general teasing, all of those (except for a couple of snarky instagram comments) however, have been on camera.
Maybe if we saw JB saying these things on camera it might not come across the way you've read them.
You obviously know more about what TOP's like and I personally am not/was not saying TOP is rude, all I was saying is that I think he and JB have a similar dry, shady sense of humor. TOP is more self-deprecating tho which is perhaps what JB needs.
I hope that makes sense!
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Date: 2015-10-29 03:37 pm (UTC)But overall with GOT7, they're quite chill in dealing with this age thing (i.e. the hyung is not like a god whose words you cannot deny, which is the case sometimes). Yugyeom had said something about thanking JB for treating him like a friend even if they're 4 years (Korean age) apart and Youngjae had also mentioned similar things too.
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Date: 2015-10-29 11:59 pm (UTC)maybe you are right but something about him has bothered me ever since romance and the idol and that could have colored my perception
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Date: 2015-10-30 01:50 am (UTC)I personally haven't watch it but many have commented how different JB is now (either he matured/had to follow script back then). From above, he can come off as a snob (his answers during this Q&A don't really help really lol) but the more you understand his thoughts in interviews or the way he interacts with other members, you kinda can see he's a low key warm person.
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Date: 2015-10-30 04:28 am (UTC)He isn't though...? Jackson speaks to him in banmal despite calling him "hyung". I do agree that he is strict about it, which is why he initially had problems with maknae line (who now also speak informally to him as well), but his reasoning during got2day was very clear. Him and Jackson are friends in every sense of the word (unlike say with Jinyoung, where the whole "hyung-dongseang" thing is very evident) and the only reason he tells him to keep calling him hyung is to not cause confusion about people he already knows. Years back this used to confuse me a lot and why they couldn't all be just "chingus", but then I saw the amount of confusion and even misunderstandings that can occur because of it among Koreans (ex:Suho-Minho's past situation). If anything he is protecting Jackson from possible backlash in case the Korean public decides to be nitpicky and say he isn't following social guidelines despite living in Korea, cause we all know how quickly netizens can go from loving to hating.
I have followed JJP since DH2 and I've seen R&I, so I can understand why your perspective about him continues to be negative even when his attitude has changed. That show was a mess and a half (second season was even worse, dear Lord) and JB got on my nerves during the entire damn thing. The only reason I even gave him a chance again is because he admited he was stupid and immature back then lol
PS: Sorry for the essay! Age hierarchy thingies are so damn complicated to put into works @.@
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Date: 2015-10-31 07:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 09:16 am (UTC)Q: Who does Jaebum belong to? Me ^^
JB: Here is a person who is living under an illusion
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Date: 2015-10-29 09:37 am (UTC)i dont rly like the concept but jackson is looking fine in that shot with jinyoung
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Date: 2015-10-29 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 11:22 am (UTC)That one shot with Mark & JB speaks to me.
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Date: 2015-10-29 11:47 am (UTC)WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP
Yes! This makes up for that other recent group photo where they were styled like trash
It's still not entirely perfect but it's very ~fashion, they look good!
Also; Q: Oppa I really want to see you
JB: (You can see me) on Naver
BITCH! Lol I love it
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Date: 2015-10-29 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 12:23 pm (UTC)I love that JB doesn't participate in the "I'm your boyfriend" idol illusion. It's unhealthy anyway. Hongki is like that too and I respect them for being honest and truthful with fans.
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Date: 2015-10-29 12:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 02:17 pm (UTC)JB is definitely a little rough around the edges but OTOH, he doesn't try to hide the fact that he is a complex human being with flaws and imperfections and I like that about him.
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Date: 2015-10-29 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 01:00 pm (UTC)LKAJDHLKJDHA His answers are always the best omg
died @ this
Q: Later when we move in together let’s raise a cat. Let’s bring a cat to our home and raise it together. I want to raise it with Nora too. We’ll be mommy and daddy >_< I’m just imagining but it would be really nice hahaha
JB: Raise it by yourself haha
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Date: 2015-10-29 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-10-29 03:45 pm (UTC)I thought his responses are hilarious and well some of these questions are just... Idk, asking for it.
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Date: 2015-10-29 03:54 pm (UTC)Lmao JB, being chic in all these online Q&A when really he's the real hoe during fanmeets and whatnot!
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Date: 2015-10-29 04:13 pm (UTC)it's kind of interesting to see that jb not only avoid the "I'm my fans boyfriend" idea, but he makes it very clear with words. I don't think got7 as a whole engage in this sick relationship between idols/fans that we see so often on kpop, but jb seems to be on another level. he REALLY draws a line (maybe because of his personality, idk...). I hope this doesn't backfire considering how young their fandom is. who knows, maybe teenagers will get bored that their oppas are not playing their game and move to another group that does.
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Date: 2015-10-29 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 07:51 pm (UTC)Actually to be fair, Bambam has toned it down a lot since debut. He used to say things that left me shaking my head and cringing, but nowadays he seems more aware and interacts differently.
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Date: 2015-10-29 05:24 pm (UTC)Jaebum the savage continues his saga of destroying teen delusions.
Wait, people think he is mean...? You do realize that this type of snarky back-and-forth banter has been going on with him and his fans since debut, right? It's the reason he gets the most ridiculous questions in the first place, they know he is going to reply back...
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Date: 2015-10-29 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-29 10:04 pm (UTC)rip my stan card
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