JB will fight you if you ask and other revelations from a fancafe Q&A

[kwikimart.livejournal.com]

[ENG TRANS] If You Ask I’ll Answer Event (JB Compilation) pt. 1

The whole thing is hilarious and worth the read but here are some highlights anyway

Q: Jaebumie oppa!! What is the most moving movie you’ve watched??
JB: Eternal Sunshine (of the Spotless Mind)… Just thinking about it makes me cry

Q: Jaebum oppa when do you think you and I will get married? Tomorrow would be good. What day should we schedule it? Hehe
JB: next next life





Q: Do you think we will get married? We can have a family together. I will work hard at cooking and cleaning and feeding oppa ^^
JB: I’m fine alone. Hehe it’s okay.

Q: Have you ever cried watching a movie?? I cried watching Harry Potter and Toy Story
JB: I have of course…A movie called 다만, 널 사랑하고있어 (Heavenly Forest)

Q: Jaebum show us aegyo. Please show us text aegyo.
JB: I did enough at Weekly Idol…enough…



Q: Jaebum-ah what music are you listening to these days?
JB: Pharrell, D’Angelo, Boyz 2 Men, Babyface

Q: Do you like Bambam~?! Or do you like Yugyeom~?!
JB: Do you like your mom? Or do you like your dad?

Q: Jaebum oppa. I don’t like you.
JB: You don’t like me…this…the tears….okay I understand ㅠㅠㅠ



Q: Jaebum you’re an only child~~ Did you ever want a hyung??? I’ll be your hyung. Your ideal type (t/n: it’s a play on words. ideal type = 이상형)
JB: I’m fine being an only child.

Q: Truthfully I like you more than my boyfriend.
JB: Don’t be like this

Q: What is the source of your humor? Your sense is so good..Please tell me
JB: I just do what I feel like

Q: Im Jaebum you’re whatever. You’re whatever to me.
JB: this is whatever

Q: Jaebum don’t get married yet. Wait for me.
JB: no thanks

PART TWO

Q: Im Jaebum-ssi!! Besides gonggi (t/n: Korean jacks) what sports are you good at? You barely appeared in the Idol Star Athletics Championships. We’ve seen that you’re good at gonggi but besides that are there any sports you’re good at?
JB: There’s no sports I’m good at keke

Q: Jaebum oppa do you like chicken or do you like Nora? Or do you like me?
JB: Nora…Don’t compare Nora to chicken ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ



Q: Jaebum oppa how are you these days? Are you happy? Please say you’re happy ㅜㅜ I’m extremely happy because of oppa these days ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
JB: I’m searching for happiness

Q: I’ve been thinking about changing my hairstyle. What do you recommend? Long hair? Short hair? Straight hair? A perm? Dyed or not dyed? If dyed which color? What is Got7’s style?
JB: Shaved head

Q: Do idols not drink?? Have you tried this recent pimaek (pizza + beer) trend? Pizza and beer go so well together! I tried it for dinner tonight haha. There’s still two minors (in the group)…but do the hyungs drink at the dorm??? Do idols not drink?
JB: Idols are humans too.

Q: Jaebum oppa chicken + beer vs chicken + cola. Isn’t it chicken + cola?
JB: Since I’m an adult, chicken + beer
(SAME bih!)



Q: Yah Im Jaebum! Yah!! Let’s fight!
JB: Cheongdam-dong 123-50 JYP Center

Q: Jaebum oppa I also like taro bubble tea so are we fated^^?
JB: kekekeke then everyone in the world is fated with me

Q: Oppa there’s a rumor going around at my school…that you’re my future husband ^^
JB: Don’t you talk to your friends? They said it’s time to take your medicine…

Q: Ah Im Jaebum you’re really a dangerous guy
JB: I realize this


Lmaooo, I love him and honestly, some of these questions were asking for a shady response. Omona, what would you ask JB if you could?

TYFYT OMONA

XOXO

SOURCES:

Polarbeom tumblr, 'If You Ask I'll Answer' pt.1 & pt.2

Gif sources:
JB discreetly fits into screen and does something weird
A passport photo by Im Jaebum
Jaebum's undying love for fried chicken

Comments

[pippopippo.livejournal.com]

omgggg JB Eternal Sunshine is MY fave movie, we are totally fated ^^ I'm coming to find you at Cheongdam-dong 123-50 JYP Center. Not for fighting though.

Good job, OP, the gifs really make this post. I feel bad though; he obviously misses Nora a lot. ;_;

[nefertitii.livejournal.com]

lmaoo i enjoyed this compilation much more than the original with the excellent gifs.

어떻게 안돼 is my new motto in life. that was his reply to this:

Q: Oppa I want to be your girlfriend… what should I do? Haha
JB: There’s nothing you can do/
what to do. you cant

[jaeslurpy.livejournal.com]

lmao he cracks me up. he's so sassy. i love it.

[kwikimart.livejournal.com]

Lol I definitely believe he was a ~rebel at school
I can't believe someone asked him to fight and he gave an address like 'here I am, let's GO' afjshfajskhfa
He sounds like he'd be funny to hang out with, they all seem that way.

[jrt131n.livejournal.com]

He'll be on the corner, waiting outside.

[chasing-thewind.livejournal.com]

Love him and his deadpan sense of humor.

[mlmello.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling second-hand embarrassment for these people and these questions. like seriously... they were asking for his sassy answers. lol

as I said on another post, he's definitely climbing on my list with this era. his more mature side is showing and I'm here for this.

[atopworld.livejournal.com]

JB what in the hell is going on in those gifs? Lmao.

He's such a spicy little thing, isn't he? Lol.

[snowyirees.livejournal.com]

Other than the fact that I really love his sassyness and dry sense of humor, I am glad he is very consistent in keeping the clear barrier between him and fans. He treats them like friends and doesn't go past that. He's a smart guy, they can't come after him if he ever gets Dispatched or decides to date publicly.

Can fans stop asking him about Nora already T_T Like yeah, he is Coco's favorite member and all, but it was clearly hard for him to give away his cat. He even asked people to please stop asking because he wasn't her owner anymore.

[fabulousdoll.livejournal.com]

I am glad he is very consistent in keeping the clear barrier between him and fans
I'm loving him so much for that.
Some of the questions are so cringeworthy, specially all the ones asking for a relationship hahaha

[lazmy.livejournal.com]

he's so funny omfg and yes @ idols are humans too! fine and educated thanks god

[missingmisnomer.livejournal.com]

OP you made the post! and so here I am lmao
To answer your question, I'd probably ask him about music and suggest some artists to check out
I'd try to keep my cool and not weep at his cut-by-the-gods cheekbones but I cant make any promises lol

[kaninasan.livejournal.com]

i'm laughing at him straight up rejecting all the marriage proposals lmaoooo

this was down right cold tho..

Q: Oppa there’s a rumor going around at my school…that you’re my future husband ^^
JB: Don’t you talk to your friends? They said it’s time to take your medicine…

[missingmisnomer.livejournal.com]

OP I love these gif choices!

[unicornios.livejournal.com]

lmao soo rude.
I always thought he was JR tho. Oop at me.

[nekokonneko.livejournal.com]

it's jr./junior, not jr

he takes it very seriously

[luvotomize.livejournal.com]

yea i will fuckin fight u IM!!! JAE!!!! BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those gifs tho jb pls dont be ridiculous pls

[seulgibear.livejournal.com]

wow i can't believe i have to get on a plane AND FIGHT HIM SMH

there was also this doing the rounds on tumblr lmao i love his sassiness

[missingmisnomer.livejournal.com]

"You can buy a single bedroom for yourself bye"
OMG
At least he's not giving his fans false hope LOL

[suxaholic.livejournal.com]

omg he is so sassy almost on the verge of bitchy lol

[demeulemeester.livejournal.com]

"JB: Nora…Don’t compare Nora to chicken ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ"

aw

[nekokonneko.livejournal.com]

l o l! jb is savage

[hipployta.livejournal.com]

I love that he, and Jinyoung, immediately draw that line with fans regarding things like marriage and choosing among their friends.

It's all N O P E to them lol

[missingmisnomer.livejournal.com]

Chicken and beer combo is honestly amazing. So is pizza and beer. Actually beer and any food is amazing. I'd like to drink beer with JB and talk about music and photography (cause he was into that recently at the same time I was)

[unicornios.livejournal.com]

Beer and tacos, beer and steak, beer and nachos, beer and burgers. Ok, I'll stop now.

[misswaldorf.livejournal.com]

I'm coming for you Im Jae Bum. And It's not for a fight. XO

[seroquels.livejournal.com]

BIIIIITCH

Q: Oppa there’s a rumor going around at my school…that you’re my future husband ^^
JB: Don’t you talk to your friends? They said it’s time to take your medicine…

Sassy Jaebum - this is why I stan you! So many of these answers had be cackling.

[woohyun.livejournal.com]

I will fight Jaebeom that would lead to a hot steamy

Fans need to stop asking about Nora, their separation wasnt good 8( poor jb.

I love all his answers lol he's hilarious. Marry me!!!

Love the gifs OP!!!

[omgcats.livejournal.com]

that's a nice clear line he's got drawn in the sand there. he is indeed a dangerous guy.

[mordres.livejournal.com]

I read this last night and it's even funnier with the gifs, OP!!! My favorite response is still his "no thanks" lmao.