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BABY BOO DEBUTS WITH TRAINWRECK PEDO BAIT SINGLE ‘BOO BOO BOO’

There’s a lot of tragic rookies that come and go without anybody ever knowing of their existence. It’s easy to slip through the cracks if 1thek doesn’t upload your MV or K2N doesn’t illegally post your music.

I would’ve completely missed out on discovering Baby Boo if they hadn’t popped up while I was searching for Blady performances for my “Oochie Walla Walla” post. When I stumbled upon this buried treasure, I wasn’t quite sure how to react to the live renditions of their debut single “Boo Boo Boo”–it was somewhere between absolute horror and sheer delight.

Uh, so where do I begin? Baby Boo is a group of thirsty Gangnam unnies in their twenties whose visuals and talent are lacking so much that their only option left was to debut in a girl group with a sexy adult baby concept. The oldest member is 26!

On top of the pedo bait concept, the Nokia 6110 production on “Boo Boo Boo” is so cheap that it sounds like a z-list idol single from 2011. I’m talking Swing Girls, INY budgets. They couldn’t even afford to complete a full MV, so they’ve just released a few hazy clips on YouTube that make the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race look like a Michael Bay blockbuster by comparison.

“Boo Boo Boo” was actually released months ago, but it’s only now that Baby Boo could finally get on music programs. The waiting list is long for nugus.

Naturally, Baby Boo is now my new favourite girl group and officially the nation’s new little sisters. Fuck A Pink. Screw Lovelyz. They can both call me when they come up with a chorus as flawless as “I wanna teddy bear, a teddy teddy bear.”

I feel bad for all the top girl groups that are scheduled for summer comebacks. They’re all going to have to delay their shit until Fall or else that Baby Boo reign will engulf them faster than Seungri can throw a cum rag.

Slayby Boo!

RKD, PreciousYou, Skpb K-Music Live [KBS]

Comments

[pinkiikis.livejournal.com]

This is new! i don't think i heard them.

[chenetic.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a group I should have debuted in If I hated myself just a little bit more.

If they were in Japan, they would soar

[sra-interesante.livejournal.com]

at least their english lyrics makes sense
i think i can guess who is th oldest one

[torontok.livejournal.com]

Shaitaan escaped hell to produce this,didn't he? JFC, I think one of them is wearing bloomers.BLOOMERS.
At least they look like they're having fun?????

[oxfordowls1.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOL OMG @ 'Shaitaan'

[moomoo-moonstar.livejournal.com]

I think I love you for "Slayby Boo"

Well, they don't sound like a poor man's APink or Girl's Day, which puts them above 95% of debuts these days.

[platformfire.livejournal.com]

I think your last sentence just killed me, it's the funniest and truest thing I've read all day

[leopolitan.livejournal.com]

dead at the middle school talent show level performance, the lazy props, fake cheer audio pasted onto the end, everything

but ngl the infantalization is creepy like this deserves to be banned from broadcast tbh

[hitthoselightz.livejournal.com]

i saw them on a music show and cringed so hard

[xkat-attackx.livejournal.com]

LMAO this is so embarrassing omg

[anabelstars.livejournal.com]

they all look like theyre almost 30... in a baby theme.... wtf. lol

[pikapika217.livejournal.com]

lordy - this is more embarassing while also less mature than Girl Story's 'pinky pinky' (which reminds me - I wonder if they'll redebut one day/by 2017)

All of it - ALL OF IT - reeks of 'one of us is related to a label head'. Are we sure this isn't a high concept parody?

[seroquels.livejournal.com]

faster than Seungri can throw a cum rag.

lol literally spit out my water when I read this. Wasn't expecting that! Pls tell me there's some actual story behind this.

As for Baby Boo, I legit thought they were super young (well most of them, cuz one of them looks her age imo), I was side-eyeing tf out of the camera guy for some of the early shots (I checked out half way through).

[treaclyena.livejournal.com]

really? even before seeing the text i felt that they looked pretty old

[seroquels.livejournal.com]

lol I never understand why ppl ask this online. yes really, the first 2 girls looked young to me. I figured 18-19, but they were trying to look 15-16. Sorry, that's "young" to my old ass lol.

[chibi-rei.livejournal.com]

Oh there's a story. I only vaguely remember the deets. Some girl said she slept with an idol and that he was into some vaguely kinky stuff, and anyway he popped his load on her and just like threw her a towel for her to clean up with.

Yeah.

[seroquels.livejournal.com]

Oh god i forgot about that bit lol i just remebered the choking deet. Stay classy Seungri.

[sjtaazrz.livejournal.com]

Wasn't expecting that! Pls tell me there's some actual story behind this.


http://omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com/9841486.html

[hyungmoney.livejournal.com]

Lol I remember watching their mv when it came out, yikes back then and yikes today. At least my queens year 7 class 1 are now out of the water for pedo bait, come take your rightful throne baby boo!!!!

Also op I hope your still making that oochie walla walla post o wait i just realized that that was from the source lmao

[bishieaddict.livejournal.com]

yikes...i'd be so embarrassed if I were them...maybe if they were like 12 this might be cute?

[chomsky.livejournal.com]

These girls are living my dream and are my new faves. If they can work it, then surely I, mediocre in all ways and a fresh 30 years old, can also take over the kpop world?

[magicpineapple.livejournal.com]

... oh dear this is quite tragic

[benihime99.livejournal.com]

This was very bad

[bunica1990.livejournal.com]

The struggle vocals...

[kyokomurasaki.livejournal.com]

lorrrdttt what did I just watch