some fortune teller tells us his ~opinions~ about SNSD

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

Cable channel Y-STAR’s ‘Curiosity’ aired a segment titled ‘Fortune-Telling Using Faces! SNSD’s Episode.’ The producers of the show first showed a fortune-teller the faces of SNSD members. They then visited the group at a CF filming site and got their opinions on the fortunes.

According to the fortune-teller, “Yoona’s eyes are shaped like those of a bird. Her will is strong and she is extremely competitive. She has a habit of finishing things she starts, and it seems like she would be a good disciplinarian. Jessica’s high nose ridge means that she has the most popularity among guys. This is because she has a high nose ridge and it looks like the tip of her nose protects the rest of her nose.”

The fortune-teller also said, “Maknae [the youngest] Seohyun’s ‘charming fat’ under her eyes stand out. ‘Charming fat’ under the eyes is the symbol of sexiness. She is the type of person who can achieve great success if she uses her sexiness. Sunny has a nose that brings money. Either she will be rich or those around her, like her parents, will be rich.”

The responses from SNSD were varied.

Yoona was surprised by the fortune-teller’s comment about her being very competitive, saying, “Once I concentrate on doing something, I have to finish it.” Jessica was satisfied and clapped her hands after hearing that will be popular among guys. However, Seohyun felt awkward after hearing her fortune, saying, “I’m not sexy.” When hearing about Sunny’s ‘Good Fortune Nose,’ Tiffany responded by saying, “Sunny normally gives and buys a lot of stuff for other members.”

‘Fortune-Telling Using Faces! SNSD’s Episode’ broadcasts at 10:30 AM on the 5th.

Source: Naver
Translations: jreddevil07@soshified

LMFAO WHAT.

Comments

[livvyxo.livejournal.com]

ME 2.

[kittykitt129.livejournal.com]

lol This.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

:> I like that quality of YoonA's that's always so hardworking

[painheart.livejournal.com]

I have a high nose ridge, too.
But I don't have that much popularity w/ guys, so I don't believe this. :|

[miduhyo.livejournal.com]

dude don't tell an insecure teenager that she has fat anywhere, "charming", potentially sexy, or otherwise. :(

i think this guy was full of shit, though. i could have told you that yoona works hard and that jessica is popular with guys just by going on the internets.

[valmorbia.livejournal.com]

Oh. I do face reading too. Not sure if Chinese face reading is different from Korean face reading tho.

[hertta-rouva.livejournal.com]

Hahaha


... What?

[biznass.livejournal.com]

The picture of the cutouts of their faces scared me so much I couldn't even read the article.

[cinis.livejournal.com]

Oh I see

Huh well done Sherlock.

[lydzi.livejournal.com]

Re: Huh well done Sherlock.

[leap4detonation.livejournal.com]

LOL Kermit... I feel the same way he does.

[umbrella-smile.livejournal.com]

I am interested in hearing what he said about the others especially Hyo.

Sunny has a nose that brings money
LOL whut?

[cakedomination.livejournal.com]

I'm curious as to what the fortune teller did with the pictures after he was done with all the fortune telling.

CHARMING FAT 8D

[aerialstar.livejournal.com]

Sunny's nose cost a lot of money.

[aerialstar.livejournal.com]

but yeah the rest are pretty obvious even to people who aren't fans.

[necrobiopsy.livejournal.com]

Your icon is hillarious. XDD

[-ochre.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WHY DOES HE HAVE A DOOR AT THE BACK OF WHERE HE'S SITTING?!

[miduhyo.livejournal.com]

lol it looks like he's sitting inside a closet or something.

[rerightings.livejournal.com]

maybe it's the door to the cupboard under the stairs!

...HARRY??!

[hp-groupie.livejournal.com]

lol nerd.

...I thought the same thing.

[pretzel-knot.livejournal.com]

LMAOOO.

[hater-traitor.livejournal.com]

ikr. what the fuck is going on? is he telling fortunes in an attic anne frank style?

i'm lost.

[girl-vsmachine.livejournal.com]

So he can quickly run away from his clients after calling them fat.

[bokchil.livejournal.com]

Narnia.

[pinkverse.livejournal.com]

lol, so sunny has a wealthy nose? okay then.

[steve-tales.livejournal.com]

lol
does she blow gold boogers?

A lot of bunk...

[steve-tales.livejournal.com]

Jessica’s high nose ridge means that she has the most popularity among guys

Duh. As if any of them aren't popular with guys ... they could all have whoever they wanted.

[gabbeeee.livejournal.com]

Seohyun’s ‘charming fat’ under her eyes stand out

i have that charming fat under my eyes too. except where i come from, we call them eyebags.

[coowkiemonster.livejournal.com]

MTE

[nubby-tail.livejournal.com]

lol mte

[majimak-bb.livejournal.com]

ugh the face cutouts are too weird. i still can't get over them

[akaich0u.livejournal.com]

Sunny has a nose that brings money. Either she will be rich or those around her, like her parents, will be rich.

There is such a thing in Asian culture, just fyi. XD If your nostrils are small, it means you will be rich. Idk if it's true if you have a career in such a fickle industry like entertainment, but supposedly large nostrils means you won't be able to hang onto any money. It's very interesting.

I hope it's true 'cause I have small nostrils lol.

[parkjinyoung.livejournal.com]

i think one of Hyunahs charms were her eye fat too
lol this is bullshit

[iwasasamurai.livejournal.com]

Sunny's face cut out scared the shit out of me
Not good.
Why are they framed, does he actually keep a collection of framed circle-shaped faces....?

[iwasasamurai.livejournal.com]

ok or at least, why does Sunny's look... framed?

[cimelleh.livejournal.com]

it's a clipboard?

but the extraneously large oval pictures are creepy o_O;;

[rinn1e.livejournal.com]

Seohyun’s ‘charming fat’ under her eyes stand out. ‘Charming fat’ under the eyes is the symbol of sexiness.

since when are eyebags considered "charming fat" and "sexy"? o_O


Should I get some of them too? Ooh, more late nights.

[ari-meh.livejournal.com]

Sunny has a nose that brings money

HAHAHAHAH I'M SORRY, WHAT? LOL

[fraash.livejournal.com]

ngl, that's a little creepy.

[baeby-bloo-skys.livejournal.com]

lol what?

[ashiva.livejournal.com]

Sunny has a nose that brings money. Either she will be rich or those around her, like her parents, will be rich.”
Might be rather accurate as isn't she LSM's niece?

[extraenchanted.livejournal.com]

Seohyun’s ‘charming fat’ under her eyes stand out. ‘Charming fat’ under the eyes is the symbol of sexiness.

Charming fat is just eye bags, right? I have natural eye bags, I wonder if that means I'm naturally sexy. LOL XD

[slantgirl.livejournal.com]

if i go for ps to have a nose like sunny's, will it bring in the money too?!

[pretzel-knot.livejournal.com]

LOL i wld want to watch this even if its total bullshit. just for the lulz.