Compilation of Changmin at his Snarkiest

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Yesterday we had a blast with them. So being the kind person that I am, I went on a manhunt to present to you this snarky bastard here at his best.


[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??

[UFO] If you don't reply this time your voice will crack today!^^
[YooChun] Replied^^
[JunSu] If my voice cracks I'm going to think of you first
[JaeJoong] (My) voice is (probably) going to crack
[YunHo] Memories of the f-concert comes up..
[ChangMin] Do you want to die?^^


Fan: what are oppas doing?
CM: I told you to study, why are you still here? You want to die? Hehe, study!
[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!

UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?.

UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??;

UFO: It's raining in Korea right now...You want to eat Gobchang and drink soju with Nuna?
Changmin: If you eat with me, it will cost a lot

UFO: It's fine, you know, Nuna has a lot of money? Or you want to go jogging outside with me?
Changmin: I thought you said it was raining, can you jog when it's raining??


UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry!
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring.


Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me! TT
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe

[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..? (WTF???????)
[ChangMin] What^^?

[UFO] I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..
From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I’m there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?

I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want
to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
ChangMin: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^

Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
ChangMin: I have no confidence.


Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam’s apple so sexy when you scream
Changmin: You have unique taste
Fan: &%*^(^&*)*)(
Changmin: what are you trying to say?

Fan: Yesterday at the Nong Shim concert I bought a Yoochun mask! Keke~ Everyday everday I’ll wear this out!
Changmin: ^^ Wash it and wear it out~

Fan: I know Changmin oppa didn’t go to bed yet!! haha, caught you!
Changmin: I didn’t go to bed, but I never hid either.

Fan: REPLY!!!!
Changmin:.. ;
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Fan : I want a reply too, why don’t you reply? Is my question invisible?
ChangMin : The question’s not invisible^.^kekeke


Fan : Sunbae, I think i’m having fever
ChangMin : You. . . You’re a hobae? (Sunbae for koreans mean senior while hobae is junior)
Fan : What does BO GO SIP O mean?
ChangMin : When i was young, i received formal education. Where did these kind of words come from!! kekeke

Fan: Please have a chat with me!
Choikang Changmin: There's more for you to talk about with your parents .

Fan: Shim Changmin. My man
I love you.
Wish you a happy birthday ^^
Changmin: Ah "my man"... ... hm... ...;;well Thank you ^^

Fan: why has Junsu oppa's eyes become so big? hoho.
eyes have become half the size of the face!!!
Changmin: That is still human??;;

Fan Hungry la T_T Buy me dinner. <
Changmin: Eait it yourself, make it yourself!!!!!! Haha (ROFL)
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Translated by: genna@shimjjang forums

(all 3 replies below are from the same person)
Fan : Don’t you wanna marry me oppa? Keke Then sign the marriage certificate!
ChangMin: I want to do neither. hahaha

Fan: Introduce this person to me oppa keke
ChangMin: Go find him yourself.
*fan’s avatar is Min

Fan: Oppa behind you!
ChangMin : What

Fan : This is oppa when oppa was still young kekeke
ChangMin : I still am haha
*fan’s avatar is Min during HiYaYa days

Fan : This is my man. Isn’t he cute?^^ He’s so cute when he smiles
ChangMin : Really?^^;
*fan’s avatar is Min

Fan : Oppa! What does “MAX” mean? ChangMin : What do you think it means?

Fan: Changmin-ah, I failed… ha.. What is D. If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
Changmin: Talk when you get an A

Fan:Shall We make a baby?
[Changmin]"no comment"

Fan: Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke
[Changmin]I like my parents^^

Fan: Aren't I nice
[Changmin]How should I know;;

Fan: Will you make me happy?
Changmin: NO!

Fan: I miss you so much I want to throw up
Changmin: You miss me so much you want to through up. Doesn't that seem a bit strange?

Fan: Are U man?
Changmin: ^^ Yes, is there a problem…?


Fan: Hi Changmin oppa, I’m Fried Chicken! But that layer of skin which has not been fried before, is feeling very cold TT Please help me to find that layer of skin ♥
CM: Find it yourself!

Fan: WooWow
CM: WooWow


Fan: Reply me, darling♥
CM: I think you have got the wrong person! hh


(The following 2 messages are from the same fan.)

Fan: Oppa, Changmin oppa!! I'll buy you a meal when we meet up later!! ^^~ I heard you're meeting Yunho oppa later
Changmin: Its like that?~okay~
Fan: See you later! We'll buy a meal later! Oppa can even go and watch a movie!
Changmin: Oh...I see...; ;

Fan: Changmin's smelly feet, can you stand the smell when it diffuses?
Changmin: Please wake up/be more conscious...


Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons?
(OMG this one deserves a Gold metal. I think I laughed for a full 30 minutes with this one).



There are some serious gems that I'm sure that I'm missing but this boy should win an award. (Mods please accept, I'll give you chocolate forever :D

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